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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's ok everyone I'm here.
It's hot eh? Hot hot hot, but there's hail forecast in the south east today. Global warming??1?!?
Scary toy of the day www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Mascots-Wenlock-Policeman-Figurine/dp/B005HP1UHK/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t some of the comments are slightly ammusing but not veet hair removal style lols.
What's for lunch? I had spiced lamb meatballs in pitta with onions salad and peppers. Nomz
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:14, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's hot eh? Hot hot hot, but there's hail forecast in the south east today. Global warming??1?!?
Scary toy of the day www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Mascots-Wenlock-Policeman-Figurine/dp/B005HP1UHK/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t some of the comments are slightly ammusing but not veet hair removal style lols.
What's for lunch? I had spiced lamb meatballs in pitta with onions salad and peppers. Nomz
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:14, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've just seen that blokes face after it got eaten
his modelling days are behind him
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his modelling days are behind him
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Is there much call for homeless models in the world?
If not why not.
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If not why not.
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hackney fashionistas in many ways resemble the homeless
keepin it for reel or some shit
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
keepin it for reel or some shit
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
i hope he's seen sense and stopped wearing carrot skinny jegging things
how future generations will die a death when looking back on themselves
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how future generations will die a death when looking back on themselves
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
where did you see that? i think someone posted it on talk yesterday but i'm not sure
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yeah it is the opne from yesterday, it looks more like the back of his head
where's his eyes and that?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
where's his eyes and that?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
yeah but he doesn't seem to have a mouth or nose either
you'd think if someone ate your face there would be teeth and that
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
you'd think if someone ate your face there would be teeth and that
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
The pizza was good
however I should not have drunk a litre of sangria on the bus on the way down, I should not have allowed Battered to convince me that 'turbo Pimms' was a good idea, and I should not have polished off the best part of a bottle of red at Montys.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
however I should not have drunk a litre of sangria on the bus on the way down, I should not have allowed Battered to convince me that 'turbo Pimms' was a good idea, and I should not have polished off the best part of a bottle of red at Montys.
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Turbo Pimms is a good idea.
You didn't need a lot of convincing either.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
You didn't need a lot of convincing either.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
IIRC you said something along the lines of 'that sounds great, I want to try one of those'
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I can't go spoiling my aura of general mystery by actually turning up to anything
my amazing levels of awesomeness would be too intimidating
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
my amazing levels of awesomeness would be too intimidating
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
You can go to pizza express any time eh Rory, plus you get vouchers for it.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
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i saw someone thank someone else for a pizza express voucher on facebook yesterday
wtf like they couldn't have just ogt the vouchers themselves the stupid cunts
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
wtf like they couldn't have just ogt the vouchers themselves the stupid cunts
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
You can only get the Orange wednesday ones if you're on Orange
Maybe it was that one?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Maybe it was that one?
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nananana-naranja, spaghetti and meatballs, I like your banana
(to the tune of la bamba)
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(to the tune of la bamba)
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i wouldn't have to put up with drunk pricks bringing their retro Etch A Sketchs to impress other wankers by drawing cocks and their screen names and shit
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oh god and wearing balloons and saying cunt every minute cos that's edgy and cool on the internet so it must be in real life too
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This post has tipped me from indifference into genuine admiration of you.
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I'm glad you're here, to bring light to my online world.
Vegi gratin, vegi sausages and chips. In honour of National Vegitarian week being over.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Vegi gratin, vegi sausages and chips. In honour of National Vegitarian week being over.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I like gratin, but I thought it was vegi by default. I suppose you could put bacon in it or something.
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Doesn't it just mean stick some grated cheese and breadcrumbs on top?
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Yeah something like that.
Who knows what I'm thinking I've had to close the windows so now it's 28.5C in my office.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Who knows what I'm thinking I've had to close the windows so now it's 28.5C in my office.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
A gratin is something topped with something crunchy/crispy, such as potatoes or breadcrumbs.
Rory tops his with his day old jizz, scraped from his sock.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Rory tops his with his day old jizz, scraped from his sock.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I quite like Wenlock and Mandeville - but not enough that I'd buy a figurine of them.
I, for one, can't bloody wait for the Olympics. The greatest sporting event in the world in our back garden? Brilliant. Brill-i-fucking-ant!
Lunch: Something tasty involving chicken. The World (Waitrose) is my Oyster (Sandwich).
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I, for one, can't bloody wait for the Olympics. The greatest sporting event in the world in our back garden? Brilliant. Brill-i-fucking-ant!
Lunch: Something tasty involving chicken. The World (Waitrose) is my Oyster (Sandwich).
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Get a whole cooked chicken, stick a fork in it and eat it like a lolly.
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My mate Stu was in the Navy and they would do "chicken on a fist"
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Totes making pure thc brownies right now. Just made a ghee for the first time .
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I don't like eating weed. Lasts too long and you can't control it.
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Went out for lunch to the Square Pie in Spitalfields Market
had chicken leek and ham pie with mash and beans.
Given I could barely stay awake this morning I don't hold out much hope for this afternoon.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
had chicken leek and ham pie with mash and beans.
Given I could barely stay awake this morning I don't hold out much hope for this afternoon.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Greggs "finest" for me
Too much other stuff to do and no time to get owt decent. I have now picked which ring to buy Mrs Cow
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Too much other stuff to do and no time to get owt decent. I have now picked which ring to buy Mrs Cow
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
wait the fuck a second there guys
how come my spot picture got pp'd but rory's much funnier reply above it didn't? wtf?
this is clearly some sort of rory bullying going on
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
how come my spot picture got pp'd but rory's much funnier reply above it didn't? wtf?
this is clearly some sort of rory bullying going on
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
hahahaha!
His answer was just WINNA or something though, wasn't it?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
His answer was just WINNA or something though, wasn't it?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
no the one before mine about spot being raped that inspired my picture :(
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hey man i'm gonna click this post just so you know what it's like to be pp'd
also i just discovered quick reply OMG its so cool!
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
also i just discovered quick reply OMG its so cool!
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I'm never popular Quentin, but don't really feel the need to be either.
a pound goes to everyone who clicks this
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
a pound goes to everyone who clicks this
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
why didn't anybody mention it to me before then?
shouldn't it be default?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
shouldn't it be default?
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Did you know that if you click ________ and then click _______
the the whole _____ goes _____!!! LOL
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
the the whole _____ goes _____!!! LOL
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Did you know that if you click I like this on one of naked ape's posts and then click close window
the the whole site goes to shit !!! LOL (but don't worry, no-one ever has)
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Alt+. (full stop) — cycle through threads
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( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I had egg fried rice with chinese five spiced pork belly
ie last nights leftovers.
The Olympic mascots are shit, all mascots are shit.
( , Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
ie last nights leftovers.
The Olympic mascots are shit, all mascots are shit.
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Well it was all I could make with waht was in the cupboards and fridge last night
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