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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's ok everyone I'm here.
It's hot eh? Hot hot hot, but there's hail forecast in the south east today. Global warming??1?!?

Scary toy of the day www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Mascots-Wenlock-Policeman-Figurine/dp/B005HP1UHK/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t some of the comments are slightly ammusing but not veet hair removal style lols.

What's for lunch? I had spiced lamb meatballs in pitta with onions salad and peppers. Nomz
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:14, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Pricks.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I've just seen that blokes face after it got eaten
his modelling days are behind him
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Is there much call for homeless models in the world?
If not why not.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)
hackney fashionistas in many ways resemble the homeless
keepin it for reel or some shit
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I for one want to see monty in paris fashion week.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
i hope he's seen sense and stopped wearing carrot skinny jegging things
how future generations will die a death when looking back on themselves
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
He's not able to change his style very often I'm afraid.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
where did you see that? i think someone posted it on talk yesterday but i'm not sure

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Google image search Ronald Poppo
it nasty though
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
yeah it is the opne from yesterday, it looks more like the back of his head
where's his eyes and that?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Large intestine by now
LOL
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
yeah but he doesn't seem to have a mouth or nose either
you'd think if someone ate your face there would be teeth and that
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
The guy who did it appears to be Theo Walcott

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
racist

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Wenlock = cunt.
Olympics = shite.

That is all.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
"nuff said"?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Pearost

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Did you go to the omg pizza bash then Rory?
Sounded amazing.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
there was pizza!
and 5am rape day off barry spanner hammer lols
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I didn't hear anything about that?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
hahaha 5am barry rape couch spanner hammer lol day off!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Really?
Got any more details?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)
funny vegetabole rape barry day off 5am barry hahaha

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
The pizza was good
however I should not have drunk a litre of sangria on the bus on the way down, I should not have allowed Battered to convince me that 'turbo Pimms' was a good idea, and I should not have polished off the best part of a bottle of red at Montys.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
bus drinker berk.
and I thought you were one of the classy ones.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Turbo Pimms is a good idea.
You didn't need a lot of convincing either.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
What's added to pimms to make it turbo?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Cider.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Hmmm, sounds pretty bad, but I do have some pimms at home...

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Yeah, I wish I'd protested a bit harder now...

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
IIRC you said something along the lines of 'that sounds great, I want to try one of those'

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Yeah, well...erm
it was still your idea.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I recall that she damned near bit your arm off

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I can't go spoiling my aura of general mystery by actually turning up to anything
my amazing levels of awesomeness would be too intimidating
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
You can go to pizza express any time eh Rory, plus you get vouchers for it.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
i saw someone thank someone else for a pizza express voucher on facebook yesterday
wtf like they couldn't have just ogt the vouchers themselves the stupid cunts
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
You can only get the Orange wednesday ones if you're on Orange
Maybe it was that one?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
i'm not an orange

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I wish you were :(

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
nananana-naranja, spaghetti and meatballs, I like your banana
(to the tune of la bamba)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
i wouldn't have to put up with drunk pricks bringing their retro Etch A Sketchs to impress other wankers by drawing cocks and their screen names and shit

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)
oh god and wearing balloons and saying cunt every minute cos that's edgy and cool on the internet so it must be in real life too

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Or was it this post?
Either way, keep up the good work.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Rory is a misunderstood genius

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
And people grabbing food off your plate.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
and confiding their childhood stories of made up abuse

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)
And laughing at each others comedy T shirts.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This post has tipped me from indifference into genuine admiration of you.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I'm glad you're here, to bring light to my online world.
Vegi gratin, vegi sausages and chips. In honour of National Vegitarian week being over.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I like gratin, but I thought it was vegi by default. I suppose you could put bacon in it or something.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I'm thinking of something else I think.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Doesn't it just mean stick some grated cheese and breadcrumbs on top?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Yeah, I was thinking of those grated potato things.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Rösti?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Yeah something like that.
Who knows what I'm thinking I've had to close the windows so now it's 28.5C in my office.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Smash?
Edit,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SAbJjktk7E
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
A gratin is something topped with something crunchy/crispy, such as potatoes or breadcrumbs.
Rory tops his with his day old jizz, scraped from his sock.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I quite like Wenlock and Mandeville - but not enough that I'd buy a figurine of them.
I, for one, can't bloody wait for the Olympics. The greatest sporting event in the world in our back garden? Brilliant. Brill-i-fucking-ant!

Lunch: Something tasty involving chicken. The World (Waitrose) is my Oyster (Sandwich).
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Get a whole cooked chicken, stick a fork in it and eat it like a lolly.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This would be brilliant if they had a hot counter.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
misread this as 'cunter' and it seemed much funnier

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
My mate Stu was in the Navy and they would do "chicken on a fist"

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
That's sailors for you.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Indeed it is

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
do we have enough to go around?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Totes making pure thc brownies right now. Just made a ghee for the first time .

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
drugs couch spanner barry rape 5am lol

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I don't like eating weed. Lasts too long and you can't control it.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This
it's horrible.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Not done it for yonks, shits and giggles.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Went out for lunch to the Square Pie in Spitalfields Market
had chicken leek and ham pie with mash and beans.

Given I could barely stay awake this morning I don't hold out much hope for this afternoon.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I like Spitalfields, I approve of your lunch location.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
the word spitalfields has something to do with hospitals

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I am full now.
There did seem to be a lot of restaurants there.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Greggs "finest" for me
Too much other stuff to do and no time to get owt decent. I have now picked which ring to buy Mrs Cow
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This one?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Or one of these

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
OH YEAH!
Haribo FTW
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Yeah, 7 of them
One for each finger
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
+ on the left hand.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
She isn't Mr(s) Darth

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
wait the fuck a second there guys
how come my spot picture got pp'd but rory's much funnier reply above it didn't? wtf?

this is clearly some sort of rory bullying going on
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Perhaps Rory doesn't click his own posts

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
hahahaha!
His answer was just WINNA or something though, wasn't it?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
no the one before mine about spot being raped that inspired my picture :(

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
nor do i, that doesn't work does it?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I wouldn't know fellah

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
hey man i'm gonna click this post just so you know what it's like to be pp'd
also i just discovered quick reply OMG its so cool!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I'm never popular Quentin, but don't really feel the need to be either.
a pound goes to everyone who clicks this
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
you're my new best mate
lets go to laser quest
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Can I bring my own laser?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
oh man it would be so funny if someone brought a cat

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
It doesn't work btw.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
quick reply does work, its great

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I meant clicking your own posts.
quick reply is great.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
why didn't anybody mention it to me before then?
shouldn't it be default?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Bullying is the only explanation.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Totally, you wouldn't believe the other stuff I haven't told him

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
aw man your such a bunch of pricks

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Did you know that if you click ________ and then click _______
the the whole _____ goes _____!!! LOL
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
+Naked_Ape
+Ignore
+site
+much better
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
And that gets a click from sportscow

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Did you know that if you click I like this on one of naked ape's posts and then click close window
the the whole site goes to shit !!! LOL (but don't worry, no-one ever has)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Alt+. (full stop) — cycle through threads
Alt+, (comma) — cycle back through threads
Alt+/ — jump to your new post
Alt+; — jump to the parent post
Alt+' — cycle through new posts
Alt+] — cycle through your own posts
Alt+[ — cycle back through your own posts
Alt+# — undo last jump
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
the fuck is this?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Nav keys, you have to turn it on and turn on highlight posts.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
only really works on /talk.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
aw, opera is unsupported :(

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
SHE'S A WITCH!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
In what browser?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Doesn't it do quick reply automnatica;lly?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
mine hasn't, i just found it in my profile
ITS WELL COOL
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
SHIT QUENTIN!
Why did no one mention this before?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
retard number 2

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I JSUT FOUND IT AND MENTIONED IT STRAIGHTAWAY
OMG ITS THE BEST
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
You're much better than Nakers

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
who isn't?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
YOU

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah he is
soz
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

:(
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
(secret handshake for kroney)

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I had egg fried rice with chinese five spiced pork belly
ie last nights leftovers.

The Olympic mascots are shit, all mascots are shit.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
What about World Cup Willy?
That was a good mascot.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
no idea what that was

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
A gigantic golden cock with a flag of St. George tattooed on it

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
So good a mascot for England, that they won the World Cup.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I'm sure he made all the difference...

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Its all to do with morale.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
+s
essay
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
What do mushrooms have to do with this?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
they're just a second hand emotion

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Very good both of you

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I was better

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
no you weren't

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Tina Turnerszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
You must be lying about not being a lolfatty

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Well it was all I could make with waht was in the cupboards and fridge last night

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
New thread time please.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

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