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It's ok everyone I'm here.
It's hot eh? Hot hot hot, but there's hail forecast in the south east today. Global warming??1?!?
Scary toy of the day
www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Mascots-Wenlock-Policeman-Figurine/dp/B005HP1UHK/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t some of the comments are slightly ammusing but not veet hair removal style lols.
What's for lunch? I had spiced lamb meatballs in pitta with onions salad and peppers. Nomz
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:14,
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Pricks.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:14,
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I've just seen that blokes face after it got eaten
his modelling days are behind him
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:19,
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Is there much call for homeless models in the world?
If not why not.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:20,
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hackney fashionistas in many ways resemble the homeless
keepin it for reel or some shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:22,
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I for one want to see monty in paris fashion week.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:23,
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i hope he's seen sense and stopped wearing carrot skinny jegging things
how future generations will die a death when looking back on themselves
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27,
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He's not able to change his style very often I'm afraid.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31,
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where did you see that? i think someone posted it on talk yesterday but i'm not sure
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27,
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Google image search Ronald Poppo
it nasty though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28,
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yeah it is the opne from yesterday, it looks more like the back of his head
where's his eyes and that?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31,
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Large intestine by now
LOL
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:32,
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yeah but he doesn't seem to have a mouth or nose either
you'd think if someone ate your face there would be teeth and that
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35,
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The guy who did it appears to be Theo Walcott
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:02,
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racist
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07,
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Wenlock = cunt.
Olympics = shite.
That is all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:25,
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"nuff said"?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:27,
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Pearost
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28,
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Did you go to the omg pizza bash then Rory?
Sounded amazing.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31,
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there was pizza!
and 5am rape day off barry spanner hammer lols
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36,
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I didn't hear anything about that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37,
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hahaha 5am barry rape couch spanner hammer lol day off!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:39,
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Really?
Got any more details?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41,
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funny vegetabole rape barry day off 5am barry hahaha
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43,
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The pizza was good
however I should not have drunk a litre of sangria on the bus on the way down, I should not have allowed Battered to convince me that 'turbo Pimms' was a good idea, and I should not have polished off the best part of a bottle of red at Montys.
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berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36,
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bus drinker berk.
and I thought you were one of the classy ones.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37,
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Turbo Pimms is a good idea.
You didn't need a lot of convincing either.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42,
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What's added to pimms to make it turbo?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44,
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Cider.
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berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:47,
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Hmmm, sounds pretty bad, but I do have some pimms at home...
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:49,
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Yeah, I wish I'd protested a bit harder now...
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berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:48,
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IIRC you said something along the lines of 'that sounds great, I want to try one of those'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:51,
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Yeah, well...erm
it was still your idea.
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berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:58,
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I recall that she damned near bit your arm off
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27,
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I can't go spoiling my aura of general mystery by actually turning up to anything
my amazing levels of awesomeness would be too intimidating
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36,
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You can go to pizza express any time eh Rory, plus you get vouchers for it.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:39,
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i saw someone thank someone else for a pizza express voucher on facebook yesterday
wtf like they couldn't have just ogt the vouchers themselves the stupid cunts
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:40,
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You can only get the Orange wednesday ones if you're on Orange
Maybe it was that one?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42,
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i'm not an orange
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43,
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I wish you were :(
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44,
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nananana-naranja, spaghetti and meatballs, I like your banana
(to the tune of la bamba)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:46,
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i wouldn't have to put up with drunk pricks bringing their retro Etch A Sketchs to impress other wankers by drawing cocks and their screen names and shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41,
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oh god and wearing balloons and saying cunt every minute cos that's edgy and cool on the internet so it must be in real life too
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43,
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Or was it this post?
Either way, keep up the good work.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12,
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Rory is a misunderstood genius
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22,
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And people grabbing food off your plate.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43,
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and confiding their childhood stories of made up abuse
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:45,
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And laughing at each others comedy T shirts.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:50,
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This post has tipped me from indifference into genuine admiration of you.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12,
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I'm glad you're here, to bring light to my online world.
Vegi gratin, vegi sausages and chips. In honour of National Vegitarian week being over.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28,
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I like gratin, but I thought it was vegi by default. I suppose you could put bacon in it or something.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:30,
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I'm thinking of something else I think.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:30,
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Doesn't it just mean stick some grated cheese and breadcrumbs on top?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:32,
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Yeah, I was thinking of those grated potato things.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33,
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Rösti?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36,
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Yeah something like that.
Who knows what I'm thinking I've had to close the windows so now it's 28.5C in my office.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37,
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A gratin is something topped with something crunchy/crispy, such as potatoes or breadcrumbs.
Rory tops his with his day old jizz, scraped from his sock.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 13:34,
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I quite like Wenlock and Mandeville - but not enough that I'd buy a figurine of them.
I, for one, can't bloody
wait for the Olympics. The greatest sporting event in the world in our back garden? Brilliant. Brill-i-fucking-ant!
Lunch: Something tasty involving chicken. The World (Waitrose) is my Oyster (Sandwich).
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33,
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Get a whole cooked chicken, stick a fork in it and eat it like a lolly.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:33,
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This would be brilliant if they had a hot counter.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35,
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misread this as 'cunter' and it seemed much funnier
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37,
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My mate Stu was in the Navy and they would do "chicken on a fist"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44,
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That's sailors for you.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 13:47,
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Indeed it is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:48,
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do we have enough to go around?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:50,
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Totes making pure thc brownies right now. Just made a ghee for the first time .
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:35,
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drugs couch spanner barry rape 5am lol
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41,
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I don't like eating weed. Lasts too long and you can't control it.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43,
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This
it's horrible.
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berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:47,
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Not done it for yonks, shits and giggles.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:54,
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Went out for lunch to the Square Pie in Spitalfields Market
had chicken leek and ham pie with mash and beans.
Given I could barely stay awake this morning I don't hold out much hope for this afternoon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:01,
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I like Spitalfields, I approve of your lunch location.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:04,
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the word spitalfields has something to do with hospitals
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:06,
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I am full now.
There did seem to be a lot of restaurants there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07,
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Greggs "finest" for me
Too much other stuff to do and no time to get owt decent. I have now picked which ring to buy Mrs Cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:07,
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This one?
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/087a136807390414c059/sov.jpg)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:18,
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Or one of these
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/29bec66eec806c644cfb/haribo.png)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21,
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OH YEAH!
Haribo FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21,
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Yeah, 7 of them
One for each finger
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21,
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+ on the left hand.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22,
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She isn't Mr(s) Darth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24,
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wait the fuck a second there guys
how come my spot picture got pp'd but rory's much funnier reply above it didn't? wtf?
this is clearly some sort of rory bullying going on
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12,
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Perhaps Rory doesn't click his own posts
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21,
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hahahaha!
His answer was just WINNA or something though, wasn't it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22,
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no the one before mine about spot being raped that inspired my picture :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:23,
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nor do i, that doesn't work does it?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:23,
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I wouldn't know fellah
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24,
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hey man i'm gonna click this post just so you know what it's like to be pp'd
also i just discovered quick reply OMG its so cool!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25,
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I'm never popular Quentin, but don't really feel the need to be either.
a pound goes to everyone who clicks this
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27,
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you're my new best mate
lets go to laser quest
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28,
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Can I bring my own laser?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:29,
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oh man it would be so funny if someone brought a cat
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:30,
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It doesn't work btw.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28,
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quick reply does work, its great
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:29,
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I meant clicking your own posts.
quick reply is great.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:32,
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why didn't anybody mention it to me before then?
shouldn't it be default?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:33,
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Bullying is the only explanation.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:33,
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Totally, you wouldn't believe the other stuff I haven't told him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:35,
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aw man your such a bunch of pricks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:36,
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Did you know that if you click ________ and then click _______
the the whole _____ goes _____!!! LOL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:37,
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+Naked_Ape
+Ignore
+site
+much better
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38,
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And that gets a click from sportscow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40,
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Ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40,
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Did you know that if you click I like this on one of naked ape's posts and then click close window
the the whole site goes to shit !!! LOL (but don't worry, no-one ever has)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39,
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Alt+. (full stop) — cycle through threads
Alt+, (comma) — cycle back through threads
Alt+/ — jump to your new post
Alt+; — jump to the parent post
Alt+' — cycle through new posts
Alt+] — cycle through your own posts
Alt+[ — cycle back through your own posts
Alt+# — undo last jump
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39,
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the fuck is this?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40,
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Nav keys, you have to turn it on and turn on highlight posts.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41,
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only really works on /talk.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:43,
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aw, opera is unsupported :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:43,
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SHE'S A WITCH!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:42,
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In what browser?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40,
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Doesn't it do quick reply automnatica;lly?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28,
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mine hasn't, i just found it in my profile
ITS WELL COOL
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:29,
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SHIT QUENTIN!
Why did no one mention this before?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:37,
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retard number 2
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38,
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I JSUT FOUND IT AND MENTIONED IT STRAIGHTAWAY
OMG ITS THE BEST
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38,
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You're much better than Nakers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:39,
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who isn't?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41,
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YOU
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:47,
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Yeah he is
soz
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:48,
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:(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:49,
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(secret handshake for kroney)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:52,
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I had egg fried rice with chinese five spiced pork belly
ie last nights leftovers.
The Olympic mascots are shit, all mascots are shit.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:21,
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What about World Cup Willy?
That was a good mascot.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22,
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no idea what that was
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24,
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A gigantic golden cock with a flag of St. George tattooed on it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25,
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So good a mascot for England, that they won the World Cup.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:25,
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I'm sure he made all the difference...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:28,
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Its all to do with morale.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:31,
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+s
essay
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:34,
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What do mushrooms have to do with this?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:38,
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they're just a second hand emotion
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40,
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Very good both of you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41,
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I was better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:41,
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no you weren't
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:54,
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Tina Turnerszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:40,
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You must be lying about not being a lolfatty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:24,
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Well it was all I could make with waht was in the cupboards and fridge last night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27,
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New thread time please.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:50,
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