Have you got a telly now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

nah
it was on iplayer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Watch EastEnders.
There was a special this week, one of the dead characters sleeps on a kitchen floor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:27, Reply)

the nearest I got to watching Eastenders in teh last 15 years
was looking at bits of last week's one on iplayer with the video lecturer while we discussed the different editing techniques they'd used that week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Fuk
That. I haven't watched Eastenders since I got sick thinking about Gillian Tayleforth giving some criminal caaahnt a blowjob on a motorway slip road. My cock shrank in horror and I cowked in a very dry, followed by a very wet way.

Corrie used to be good, though. Minnie Caldwell's cat, (Bobby), Elsie Tanner whorin' around, milk stouts in the snug and Lucille Hewitt getting shagged while wearing a school uniform. She looked very MILFish.

And who can forget Len Fairclough? Except Tracy, aged ten, who was unfortunate enough to accept his invitation to go swimming at the municipal baths.

Still in therapy, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Wait
Baz, on Monty's kitchen floor.

With a spoon? Tell me I'm right. Go on.

Amiright, am I right, amiright?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:08, Reply)