Moving on
This is very very interesting.
www.damninteresting.com/this-place-is-not-a-place-of-honor/

What message do you want to send to the distant future? 10,000 years from now what do you want to tell them?

Alt; fuck off home then, everyone does at this time.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:56, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

id tell them all to fuck off

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Send them the best of OT
Some posters will Probs get godhood status.

I wonder whom would become god and god of what?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Quinten - God of Spelling Erros and being Battered's wingman

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Or quints god of nakkers according to the poll

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Baz god of kitchen floors

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:36, Reply)

I'd go with a Malcolm Tucker quote, something like "Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck"
Alt: OK!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Charlton reads AA's message...........
[ hoverboarding down the beach in the last scene] Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time it was... we finally really did it. [screaming] YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (camera pans to reveal the half-destroyed Statue of Liberty sticking out of the sand)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)

tl:dr
I'd tell the future to hurry up and invent time travel so i can have a hoverboard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

that's pretty interesting stuff
I'm not sure I'd need to tell them anything, but I guess that depends on how history interprets my actions when I lead my sect to glorious reincarnation through the cleansing power of death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:06, Reply)

how will your followers enact this glorious death?
oh boy, I hope it's stranglewank!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:18, Reply)

well, that's definitely on the shortlist
but that's going to be difficult to choreograph
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:19, Reply)

oh man :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:19, Reply)

I'd tell them to go shove dilithium crystals up their cockends and shit out a klingon.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:11, Reply)

If they don't know what radioactive material is in 10 thousand years time, fuck em.
the stupid shitcunts deserve everything they get.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:15, Reply)

visual symbols are not timeless and universal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:17, Reply)

so fuck, they should have super geiger counters by then.
plus, sod that. we can read shit people from ages ago wrote. you know why? cause we're not fucking idiots.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:19, Reply)

in fact, I remember this article from when I did higher english.
I thought is sounded stupid then too.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:26, Reply)

so you're assuming that civilisation will always move forward during that time?
no crash or population crisis?

We can read some things from ages ago, not everything and we don't always get the meaning from them for a long time.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:32, Reply)

I'd say radioactive materials would be the least of their worries in that case.
put a massive picture of an angry looking woman on it, holding a severed cock which is being shoved up Jim Bowen's arse.

ain't gonna get opened.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:36, Reply)

why would they want to put anything on it at all anyway?
surely the one thing we do know is humans are curious. why not hide it? if they do have advanced tech they'll know what it is and if they're dribbling morons they won't find it anyway.

putting a big sign on it ain't going to help. this is the species that built a massive device that could potentially destroy our whole solar system cause we really had to know about dead small particles that sound like they're named after a shipping company.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:44, Reply)

There was a proposal (I think it was by Asimov) to put the waste in the desert
Surrounded by a fence. On the fence would be signs saying 'If you cross this fence you will die'.
Some people will cross the fence. They will die. Think of it as evolution in action.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:02, Reply)

yeah, he used to wank over anime.
who cares what he thinks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:06, Reply)

does that mean we can disregard your opinions, too?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:09, Reply)

how rude!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:10, Reply)

says you stranglewanker

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

youn a mean :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)

I'm watching The Road
I'm not sure why, the book was tiresome
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:49, Reply)

OK, so was the film
fuck that shit. Is there anything else on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Have you got a telly now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)

nah
it was on iplayer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Watch EastEnders.
There was a special this week, one of the dead characters sleeps on a kitchen floor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:27, Reply)

the nearest I got to watching Eastenders in teh last 15 years
was looking at bits of last week's one on iplayer with the video lecturer while we discussed the different editing techniques they'd used that week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Fuk
That. I haven't watched Eastenders since I got sick thinking about Gillian Tayleforth giving some criminal caaahnt a blowjob on a motorway slip road. My cock shrank in horror and I cowked in a very dry, followed by a very wet way.

Corrie used to be good, though. Minnie Caldwell's cat, (Bobby), Elsie Tanner whorin' around, milk stouts in the snug and Lucille Hewitt getting shagged while wearing a school uniform. She looked very MILFish.

And who can forget Len Fairclough? Except Tracy, aged ten, who was unfortunate enough to accept his invitation to go swimming at the municipal baths.

Still in therapy, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Wait
Baz, on Monty's kitchen floor.

With a spoon? Tell me I'm right. Go on.

Amiright, am I right, amiright?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:08, Reply)

If we can place recording disks on the voyager spacecraft
We can do the same here. Only instead of uplifting crap we will store hundreds of hours of MTV. Thus nullifying any desire to become acquainted with our culture.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)