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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yesterday, went kite flying, made weed brownies, and picked my next tattoo. Kite flying and brownies were/are awesome/breakfast.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No, I don't really like brownies but couldn't be arsed to make icing for cupcakes.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
this is probably what i would do if i had a weight problem and no wife/girlfriend or life of my own
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
No it isn't, what you would do is create vast amount of annoying sock puppet accounts and flood OT with shite.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
yeah that probably would be an option if i was overweight and had no girlfriend or wife and that too
but as this is my only account, and you have many, i guess we're both winners here
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
but as this is my only account, and you have many, i guess we're both winners here
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
We only have your word that you have a missus. Considering that you're a sock puppet anyway forgive me if I don't take everything you say as verbatim.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I learnt my lesson with the last few I posted so forgive me if I keep this one to myself.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Damn I was going to be really clever and say _ _ _ _ and Hake, but couldn't think of a fish that has four letters and sounds a bit like love.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Get some more fingers and you can have
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louvar
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louvar
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I heard an elderly motorist got stuck in their after blindly following his sat nav
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
It is amusing that the fact that I wasn't able to run a marathon is the one thing you think you have on me.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You fucking loser!!!! You can't run a marathon!!!!
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
You fucking loser!!!! You can't run a marathon!!!!
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I don't have anything on you, nor would I want to. I just enjoy you being all smug and superior then flaking out. I want nothing to do with you Al.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
No, you see if you wanted nothing to do with me, you wouldn't have responded at all
and you wouldn't have tried to be my friend on facebook.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
and you wouldn't have tried to be my friend on facebook.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
he was only friending you so he could unfriend you
it's a thing now
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
it's a thing now
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
have you run any before? i bet you have
and i bet the most running thundercunt ever did was when mars ice cream was on 2 for 1 at Lidl
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
and i bet the most running thundercunt ever did was when mars ice cream was on 2 for 1 at Lidl
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
me neither, my gf mentioned them the other day
and i was like awww cos the shop only had cornettos left
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
and i was like awww cos the shop only had cornettos left
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
i like a bit of them
but i can't manage a whole one, far too sickly. they should make mini ones.
YOU should make them, and then bring them round here, and feed them to me. provided that you look like bradley cooper, and not a stooping stoopneck, that is.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
but i can't manage a whole one, far too sickly. they should make mini ones.
YOU should make them, and then bring them round here, and feed them to me. provided that you look like bradley cooper, and not a stooping stoopneck, that is.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
you're both wrong
crunchie bar ice creams, with the little chunks of crunchie in them, are the best ice cream bars.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
crunchie bar ice creams, with the little chunks of crunchie in them, are the best ice cream bars.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
You just like putting honey and nougat flavoured ice cream up your fanny.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
No way, I hate running, I like riding my bike though. Would you like to come on a bike ride?
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I don't feel the need to compete with Q, he is unique
I also wouldn't compete with you, but that's because I'ma welterweight not super heavyweight
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I also wouldn't compete with you, but that's because I'ma welterweight not super heavyweight
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
fuck quentin
where are my mini marsbar ice creams? fuck him right in his disappointing arse.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
where are my mini marsbar ice creams? fuck him right in his disappointing arse.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I think he failed in the Bradley cooper part of that request
I however...
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I however...
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
WHAT I HAVE BEEN HERE MORE THAN 6 MONTHS AND HAVE GIVEN MANY DETAILS OF MY LIFE
WEHY ARE THERE STILL PEOPLE HERE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THIS?
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
WEHY ARE THERE STILL PEOPLE HERE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THIS?
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
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