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Somebody needs to hold an intervention for Sean Bean
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4347646/Sean-Beans-not-looking-so-Sharpe.html
(Sorry for it being The Sun)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:08, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4347646/Sean-Beans-not-looking-so-Sharpe.html
(Sorry for it being The Sun)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:08, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What the fuck is wrong with looking a bit rough and buying beer.
I mean carling is shit, but he is northern.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I mean carling is shit, but he is northern.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
It was pretty much the state of the bandage, rather than anything else that made me think 'Yup, that man has a problem'
It's OK to look a bit rough after a night out, but he clearly hasn't washed or cleaned himself for days.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
It's OK to look a bit rough after a night out, but he clearly hasn't washed or cleaned himself for days.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
It's alright being a pisscan hollywood actor who's obviously been drink driving in a tracksuit
but I draw the line of forgiveness at having bought gay carling pisswater
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
but I draw the line of forgiveness at having bought gay carling pisswater
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I don't mind trampjuice, only if it's been chilled first though, there I've said it, there's no going back
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Carling tastes like shite
It is only acceptable to drink at a festival
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
It is only acceptable to drink at a festival
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
That's right, if you are going to drink shite lager
It makes sense to be paying way over the odds for it and to have to drink it out of a shit plastic cup.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
It makes sense to be paying way over the odds for it and to have to drink it out of a shit plastic cup.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
You make a convincing argument, sporto
Nothing is not really an option.
My advice is to stay away from corporate festivals.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Nothing is not really an option.
My advice is to stay away from corporate festivals.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Cor it's Phil Spencer!!
I only see a brick wall, but Phil sees so much more than that
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I only see a brick wall, but Phil sees so much more than that
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Phil andthunder cunt see the secrect symblols that let fellow gayers no that there be bumming inside
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I would have expected him to live in a big swanky mansion, that little piece of wall looks like a povvo house.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
He's Belsize Park, any kind of house round there'll be 3 million plus
STINKING POVVO
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
STINKING POVVO
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
First carling and now this :(
he'll have to sign up for another series of sharpe at this rate
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
he'll have to sign up for another series of sharpe at this rate
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
If Sean Bean went round your flat he'd die of embarrassment when he'd see your polished oak flooring
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
i met an extremely nice and lush surveyor last night who lives in belsize park
part of me thinks mmm, nice guy, hot, nice house. part of me thinks, hmmmmm, surveyors are generally dim hugos.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
part of me thinks mmm, nice guy, hot, nice house. part of me thinks, hmmmmm, surveyors are generally dim hugos.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Unless someone's beneficially dead he aint gonna have a house round there on surveyors wages
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
He's prime target acquisition then ent he
better than some loud mouthed tosser in a pink shirt who slopes off to his bedsit in Leyton after his night of braggadocio
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
better than some loud mouthed tosser in a pink shirt who slopes off to his bedsit in Leyton after his night of braggadocio
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
"so what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels"
best question Louis Theroux ever asked
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
best question Louis Theroux ever asked
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Whereas he is thinking today 'what on earth was that I met last night? Some sort of lawyer? Pissed on vodka and only interested in my bank balance? Not going out there again'
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Wait, so they're having a go at a 53 year old man
for not looking as good as he did 20 years ago?
Seems reasonable.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
for not looking as good as he did 20 years ago?
Seems reasonable.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I don't think that's quite what they are doing.
It's not particularly fair to do what they are doing anyway though.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
It's not particularly fair to do what they are doing anyway though.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
They included a picture of him playing Sharpe
which was what, '94 or so?
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
which was what, '94 or so?
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
take shot of celebrity looking rough/blinking as they leave a club etc
extrapolate into "alcohol hell"
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
extrapolate into "alcohol hell"
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Yeah, that's what they are doing.
Although, as you jokingly implied, the voice of experience in me suggests they are probably on to something.
Not that that makes it fair to splash it all over the papers.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Although, as you jokingly implied, the voice of experience in me suggests they are probably on to something.
Not that that makes it fair to splash it all over the papers.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I saw him in the pub a coule of years ago and he looked rough then
not ina shambling alcoholic kind of way, just weather beaten. he has that sort of face.¬
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
not ina shambling alcoholic kind of way, just weather beaten. he has that sort of face.¬
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
You saw him a pub. Proof right there. The dirty drunk...
But as I said, it really was the bandage more than anything else that made me think 'oh dear'.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
But as I said, it really was the bandage more than anything else that made me think 'oh dear'.
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Swapped it for a bottle of vodka, I'd say.
Did you never wonder why my typing was so bad?
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Did you never wonder why my typing was so bad?
( , Thu 31 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
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