No it's not.
My new girlfriend is blonde! God Rory, get it right!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

and male amirite?

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Note the word 'girlfriend'
That should give a hint to her gender.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Like you've never lied on the internets
She's either fat, blind, retarded, hideously ugly or male or a mix. Just be honest we're bound to find out eventually
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Slim, a year away from completing her PHD, attractive and female.
And only partially blind
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

but not attractive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I knew I'd missed something
Yes, she is attractive
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

attractive?
like jupiter?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

AH! so she's hideously ugly,
Well at least we know!
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

She's really not

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Is she going through the menopause already?
have you got yourself an older woman? She can't replace your mum, you know that?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)

No
Yes.
I'm aware of that, nor am I looking for her to.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Does she let you get back door action?

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

bopring non-biting answers are boring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

+daily

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Dad?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

it's not just us you're disappointing, you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Too late

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

If she's from Macc, she's definitely fat.
This is a nobrainer. As is she.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 31 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

She's not from around here, she's on placement at AZ

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Astra Zeneca?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Alkmaar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Yes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Is she the red haired lass on your profile?

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

No

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

So shes so hot and attractive and not fat and actually real
But you don't have any photos of her on your internets facebook thing?
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I do, but I'm not sharing any of them
Hope you don't mind
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Because she's fat
and will continue to be so until we see proof to the contrary
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

You'll see pictures of her on facebook soon enough
But I'm not sharing any on here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Wutever, take your time finding some on the interwebs to cover your trail of lies

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I can find pictures of her rather quickly through google
However, they all include her name, and I'm not giving anyone that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)

The pictures have the name on them?
Just link to her facebook profile pic, they randomise the links so you can't tell whos albums they're in.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Can't access FB at the minute, won't be able to at all until I get home
Hang on, I have no idea why I'm even attempting this.

If anyone is on my facebook, they'll see a picture of her soon enough, but I'm not posting one on here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

why ever not?
We're all mates, buds, friends, pals...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Go on then
Let's see pictures of your missus, then.
( Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

this went rally well for Darth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)

tell you what
i'll post a pic of me and my gf if you post a pic of you and yours

no rude ones though please
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I'll post naked pictures of the missus in return for proof that AA's fat ugly biffa actually exists

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)

hopw are you going to get naked pictures of your frigid whore wife?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I already have many
from the good ol days
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

He sellotapes them to the glove

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)