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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, that's 3 threads which it seems no-one has any interest in posting in
So, let's make it 4.

What personality trait is the most likely to make you think the person displaying it is a cunt? For me, it's probably pomposity.

Alt: In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street
and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house,
and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs
and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar
and in the dark dark cellar there was me and 3 others, taking it in turns to go wrist deep in your Mum.

Bet you like that, don't you? You sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:08, 309 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
She's a bit livelier than yours

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Not exactly difficult.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Aw don't feel bad AA
I'm sure she was a right goer in her day.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is probably true

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)
HAHA UR MUMS A SLAG !!!!! HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:18, Reply)
A zombie slag

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
The Wanking Dead

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Horn Of The Dead

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)
People who are tight with money but are happy to take drinks etc.
Wilfully ignorant people.
The Scottish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Are you talking about Monty here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Doesn't your third point make the first two redundant?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Hahaha.
Harsh but fair.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is classy:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2152589/Melanie-Sykes-41-tweets-racy-messages-26-year-old-toyboy-beau.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I liked the "hanging out the back of" one
I'd do that, no problem
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I bet her kids will enjoy reading about this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)
"D'ya want a flake in THAT, love?"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Judging by her tweets I'd say she'd be up for that, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
*buys Flake*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
i've always liked melanie sykes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
She is very attractive

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
the pic in that article made me go 'oooh'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I only clicked on the link because you said that.
When did The Daily Mail turn into Loaded?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
i don't know or care, mel sykes
:O
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
It's quite hard to concentrate on the story
when all I can do is imagine the situation, I admit.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I used to see her in Sainsburys
troo storey
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Did you take her up the meat aisle?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
ner, my sister knew her n all
more facts from rory towers
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
she looks more like a morrisons kind of girl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
based on that article in the mail I DON@T DOUBT IT

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Would, as long as she didn't speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
when that boddingtons advert came out the accent was part of the appeal
dirty northern cow that she is
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I read the beau's name as "Cockrings"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Racism, saying things like "I don't get politics" or "I'm shit at maths lol" any willful ignorance.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This^
If you don't know about something, either find out about it or don't comment on it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I don't know about that...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)
*glares*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Some situations call for an opinion on a subject you know nothing about, nothing wrong in admitting that, there also isn't wrong in admitting it but not caring to find out.
There are lots of things I don't get, and I don't really care if I ever do get them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Using "management" words seriously
My "blue sky thinking" turns to "blood red thinking"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
People with no self awareness.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Show your working please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I've mentioned before that one of my colleagues has dreadful interpersonal skills and regularly upsets her team.
She never picks up on how her words impact her team, she hasn't any idea how badly she upsets and demotivates people.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Mrs Cow's boss does exactly the same

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Maybe they should take a spoonful of cement and harden the fuck up

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Shit
I think I work for her.
(berk, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
irony lols.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I am aware, I don't give a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Ha.
I was only kidding anyway, i would have made the same reply to anyone who said what you did.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
You just made yourself an enemy, Mister.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
also people who get angry over little things

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
hahahahahaha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I can't stand people who drop out of things.
Make plans and fucking stick to them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
you got dumped once, get over it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I thought it was twice?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
barry got dumped twice? are you saying he's unlovable?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
How was the Monty rape?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Enlightening.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Get your rail shit sorted out?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Nah bruv.
I'm gonna sob story the ticket inspector at Kings Cross later. Worst comes to it I'll just have to buy a new railcard. 30 quid, not the end of the world.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
download one onto your ipad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I'm like that
unless something better comes along and then I'm all over that like a tramp on your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
i always thought you were a bloke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
On the outside I'm rugged and handsome.
On the inside I'm a delicate flower.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Pakistanis.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
especially the men
fucking lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Some of the women are very efficient though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
most of my friends are pakistani women

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Paying them by the houri doesn't make a "friend",
a friend is someone who likes you for your own values and niceness. You twat.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 31 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is about the job thing isn't it
If it's left you like this I take it all back. Please stop your horrible invective against me.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)
houri?
MuslimVirginLols
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
most of my friends are gay black disabled women
so i can say whatever the fuck i like
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I wish I could compare every black person to Theo Walcott :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
as all my friends are gay black disabled women it's safe for me to say that all black people look the same
Samuel L.Jackson is just morgan freeman or larry fishburn in a hat, for instance
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
+as they are also deaf

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
"disabled"

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Is that a personality trait?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Yet you keep stuffing their meat down your gullet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Conceted arrogance. I can understand it when it comes to work, but anywhere else and I can't stand it.
Especally when its done through the expense of belittling others.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Really? Fuck, I do that all day long.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Nah' man, I don't see that in you at all.
I don't take, for example, your stories about the rock'n'roll years as you saying "I'm so great, I was there when thinggy did thinggy with whatsit... and that greatness got transfered to me", I just take it as "thinggy did thinggy with whatsit, it was quite cool, I'm glad that I got to see it".

BIG difference.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I've just made a habanero and chipotle pasta bake thing. Should be good.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I've not done any cooking in a bout a week now, and fucking sick of japanese and mexican food.
And I'm gutted that I filled the fridge on sunday and haven't used up any of it and loads of it needs to be binned... but I've just been getting home from work so late and being absolutly knackered.

But as I'm working from home today, I think I'll make a pasta bake.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I am not a good cook but trying to learn new stuff. Pasta bake is for the next few days as I have two steaks to use by tomorrow in the fridge. Need to go and get some mushrooms, broccolli and onions actually. Now the big decision is big spar or little tesco?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
get a big spar tattoo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)

this is shit even for you. The poll has really got to you hasn't it Spakkers? Poor sad git.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Well why won't you share with the class what tattoo you are getting?
is it a panther crawling up your arm, leaving little red lines where it's claws go?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

why do you want to know so much? like always I'll post pics when it's done.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Jut interested that's all
I was trying to open a channel of communication, you seem so angry all the time i thought I could reach out to you.

Did your daddy touch you? You can tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)

What you misinterpret as anger is your own business Spakkers. As for fathers touching children I'm looking forward to when you and ScaryDuck are sharing the same cell.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
See, you are getting all aggressive again
I know obesity can be frustrating, not being able to tie your own shoes, having to stop on the escalator for a rest or not having enough hands for your half a dozen KFC buckets, but you should really try and dela with your problems offline rather than getting all shirty on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I'm amazed you're wasting your time on B3ta with insight like that, Mystic Meg must be shitting herself.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Mystic Meg's bowel cancer is nothing to laugh about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
yours will be.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
What was the result in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Whoever wins, we lose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
None of the above by a country mile
then Q in a convincing second and Spakkers bringing up the rear.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Apparently not:
Title Who\'s the best poster
ID 365
Creator Anonymous
Created On Wed, 30 May 2012 14:00:35 +0000

Option Votes
Quentin 16
naked ape 11
none of the above 13
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

OOOO, way to go Q. Best sockpuppet ever maybe?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
how the fuck did this happen?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Well you made loads of accounts about 8 months ago then proceeded to flood OT with inane drivel.Then you worked out what worked and what didn't and now your sticking with that. Simple really Q.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i really didn't, stop picking on me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Plus I think I know who you are.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
quentin?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Oh man out him, he'll be ruined, RUINED!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I think I've worked out who it was that was behind all of the pretend poster accounts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Should we all gather in the drawing room for the big reveal?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
*gathers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
No. Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Mrs Marple never said that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
i don't think i was here for that, what happened?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I wonder if we are thinking of the same person?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Do you both still think it's Al?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
No I don't.
And it isn't Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick either before you start any more shitty guessing games.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Nope.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Gaz sent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Me too please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
It'll go like this
I think it's poster x, I have no proof as I'm not a mod and this is just an internet message board. It's because they posted the word 'and' in a certain way. I know I'm right
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I thought as much

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
AND ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I like a good pasta bake, they're so easy, you don't even need to boil the pasta.
A little tip, any jar of pasta sauce works, you just have to water it down a little bit. And having a top of mixed cheese and breadcrumbs and a layer of white sauce makes it PERFECT. I have a few things I plonk in there, like Very Lazy Garlic/Chili, Unami Paste, Frankfurters, if I got any jars of pepers/sundried toms/whatever, they go in too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Mix in crushed chilli crisps into the cheese topping too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
omgomgomgomg, totally doing that tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)
It sounds mental but it is amazing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

This one is wholemeal fuisilililil or whatever it's called, a big jar of habanero and chipotle sauce from the states, one diced tomato, chicken, garlic and a tin of sweetcorn 'cause it was there.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Niiice !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)
OH SO MUCH THIS
especially when it is totally and utterly unjustified.

although sometimes it can be good for sniggering at them behind their backs. like the cunt by the teapoint telling people which car to buy, when he can't even drive. or the twat who'll never even get a mortgage advising people on their finances. or the ugly fat prick advising people on how to look good. heh. it has just struck me that i work with quite a few of these clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
or the property lawyer who tries to give advice on family legal issues

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
property law and family law are like a big venn diagram
with a biiiiiig overlap in the middle.

it is not a happy overlap.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
marry me
and then take my house, you bitch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
can't i just have the house?
no mortgage though, ta. mortgages are for povs.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Or for people with rich parents-in-law who just want the best for their daughter, only to be resented for having the audacity to want to crash 'round for a week.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Wait hold on, I mean, for people WITHOUT rich parents-in-law....

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Or normal people

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
finish them off, go for the juggler

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)

work sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
just the one, so far
shudder

no, two.

fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
IBS. I hate that shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
He certainly did nothing to make the Tories more electable

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Bullyin, those people are just cowards and are probably unhappy insde

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Shut up you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
they cry themselves to sleep and have no friends
and smell
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
shallowness and pikeyness and being boring
are the 3 worst traits any human being can display, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This reminds, i don't like common people

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
*cuts hair, gets job, etc.*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
being common is nothing to do with what you wear or how you speak
it's all about how you treat people. hence the cheap thing. not even to offer to pay your share, or to say thank you, or to return the favour, is more common than a croyden facelift and 4x4 kids.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
4 wheel drive kids wou;ld be brilliant
you could drive them to the shops to buy some fags
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
16 kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
4 kids by 4 different dads!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Nah, 6 of them burnt to death

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
ooof

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I know it was a little harsh, but it's 6 less people on benefits for the rest of their lives

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
It was a mercy killing.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Jeremy Hunt? Jeremy Cunt more like, right kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
he's probably banging your mrs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
That's a Naughtie thing to say

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Well he's a politician.
Who by virtue of their jobs, pretty much lie, swindle and screw others. He's been caught, big deal.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 31 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
You should be a Today political analyst with this insight

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
oh dear oh dear oh dear
malc and john have just been to what they believe is the local knocking shop.

after picking up a leaflet (wtf?) they popped to the butchers for lunch and got chatting to him about the apparent brothel.
The butcher says to malc, 'you'd best not go in there, I know your girlfriend.' Malc says he couldn't possibly know his girlfriend, she's from wales, so the butcher asks about the polish girl he's seen him and tricky with. Malc says that's tricky's fiancee and asks how the butcher knows her.

'She works at the knocking shop,' says the butcher
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
badum tish

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
it sounds like a joke, and i'm assuming the butcher was kidding
but it's all true (sort of)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Quents, you've finally achieved the acceptance you've been craving:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1631014
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
i'd like to thank everyone who supported me from the start, jesus, MGT and of course AA's mum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I demand a recount!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
you are a recunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
you should lose a vote for this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i'd still have beaten you, longstanding forum poster

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Yeah well Thundercunt is going to destroy you with his savage wit and B.O.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
he terrifies me
he's like battered without the sense
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Q, my little cherub I honestly don't have a problem with you. You are the best sockpuppet I have interacted with.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
i'm not a sockpuppy :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I want a sock puupy!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
you are a suck poopy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
From Twitter.
George W Bush named The Very Hungry Caterpillar as his favourite childhood book. It was released when he was in his twenties.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
It is a beautifully illustrated and charming book
maybe he enjoyed reading it to his children
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

There is a difference between your favourite childhood book and your favourite book for children.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Maybe he read it to his kids?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

see above.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
From Twitter.
Bobby is posting crap nobody cares about. AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Shut it Tyrion.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I'd take that as a compliment.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I know but I was hoping he wouldn't know who it was and have to google or ask.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
so much rage
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

careful, you'll shake your dobber loose.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
that would be awful
How else would I diddle your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I prefer cotton myself, especially in summer.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I hope for your sake she's thinner than Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

WE'LL NEVER KNOW!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Is your mum dead as well
Maybe that's where you anger comes from. She didn't want to leave you Bob, you just didn't love her enough so she had to :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
He's adopted.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

So they tell me, I think I'm Jesus.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Oh man they must be bitter :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I'd have kept the receipt and asked for my money back

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
You only have 28 days if you change your mind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
and they "bought as sold"
so the defects were already there
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
yeah bobby, mel sykes or gtfo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
From Gumtree
They're advertising for Battered's replacement already
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
So were you one of the flag wavers?
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1555505_london-2012-thousands-line-streets-of-macclesfield-to-see-olympic-torch
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 31 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
No, it only reached Macc after I started work

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Your local cash converters will be full of them by now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Cor look at the size of her, she'd win the gold medal for pie eating

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
It's AA's new girlfriend mr. sensitive

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
No it's not.
My new girlfriend is blonde! God Rory, get it right!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
and male amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Note the word 'girlfriend'
That should give a hint to her gender.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Like you've never lied on the internets
She's either fat, blind, retarded, hideously ugly or male or a mix. Just be honest we're bound to find out eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Slim, a year away from completing her PHD, attractive and female.
And only partially blind
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
but not attractive?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I knew I'd missed something
Yes, she is attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
attractive?
like jupiter?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)
AH! so she's hideously ugly,
Well at least we know!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
She's really not

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Is she going through the menopause already?
have you got yourself an older woman? She can't replace your mum, you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
No
Yes.
I'm aware of that, nor am I looking for her to.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Does she let you get back door action?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
bopring non-biting answers are boring

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Sorry to disappoint you

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
+daily

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
it's not just us you're disappointing, you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Too late

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)
If she's from Macc, she's definitely fat.
This is a nobrainer. As is she.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 31 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
She's not from around here, she's on placement at AZ

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Astra Zeneca?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Alkmaar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Is she the red haired lass on your profile?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)
So shes so hot and attractive and not fat and actually real
But you don't have any photos of her on your internets facebook thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I do, but I'm not sharing any of them
Hope you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Because she's fat
and will continue to be so until we see proof to the contrary
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
You'll see pictures of her on facebook soon enough
But I'm not sharing any on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Wutever, take your time finding some on the interwebs to cover your trail of lies

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I can find pictures of her rather quickly through google
However, they all include her name, and I'm not giving anyone that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
The pictures have the name on them?
Just link to her facebook profile pic, they randomise the links so you can't tell whos albums they're in.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Can't access FB at the minute, won't be able to at all until I get home
Hang on, I have no idea why I'm even attempting this.

If anyone is on my facebook, they'll see a picture of her soon enough, but I'm not posting one on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
why ever not?
We're all mates, buds, friends, pals...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Go on then
Let's see pictures of your missus, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
this went rally well for Darth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)
tell you what
i'll post a pic of me and my gf if you post a pic of you and yours

no rude ones though please
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I'll post naked pictures of the missus in return for proof that AA's fat ugly biffa actually exists

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)
hopw are you going to get naked pictures of your frigid whore wife?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I already have many
from the good ol days
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)
He sellotapes them to the glove

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Fart and give us a clue love?
Oh hang on we did that a few days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
some things are just always funny

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Absolutely hideous

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
+ly fat and I fackin love dem girls

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
No.
I don't go after hideously large women.

Often
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
We'll never forget your Bella tryst if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
I know, it gets brought up most weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
*waves*
*wobbles*
*rolls*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)

wav shak
wobb ratt
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Never go after fat women
especially if waiting at the buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Oh dear "the north" you've let yourselves down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
again

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
The Olympic Torch relay was started in 1936
and was meant to represent the spirit of the games being transported from its ancient home in Greece to Berlin. It was Goebbels' idea and was supposed to link the Nazi regime to a heroic past.

The fact that it's now being walked through Macclesfield by a fat lass would make him laugh, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
The fact that several of his athletes were absolutely spanked by an 'inferior' black man never fails to make me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
it was a beautiful thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
except Owens had beef with his own Nation and not the Germans

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Hitler didn't shun him at all, apparently.
He'd just nipped out for a bratwurst, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Veggiewurst

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
he sent him a photo or some shit in congratulations
Ownes enjoyed the competitive spirit of the games
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I'm pretty sure Owens said somewhere that Hitler treated him better
than his own President and country on his return.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
"Hitler didn't snub me – it was FDR who snubbed me. The president didn't even send me a telegram."
Supposedly
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
If only you'd studied this as a gsce module at skelmersdale high you'd have the answer

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)
We touched upon it
And there's no such place as Skelmersdale High School, sorry to disappoint.

The reason for the 'supposedly' is because it's a quote taken from wikipedia, where the source isn't immediately available.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
explain?
Either way I'm sure it pissed A-dolf off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
black people weren't exactly equal in america in 1936
he shook adolfs hand but the pres of america refused to
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
He was dropped from the England squad for being injured constantly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Michael or Hargreaves?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
He were treated like a dog at home, but had real respect shown to him at the 36 Olympics

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Maybe Monty i right, the Nazi's aren't so bad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Concentration camps were really just like a six year run of allo allo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
"I shall gaz zis only vonce"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
That sounds worse than I thought they were

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I would personally love to go to this
but it's a bit* hipster
www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/may/31/dimble-dancing-bbc-question-time

*a fuckload
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
That sounds a laugh. I'd go to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
WE COULD TURN IT INTO A BA$H!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I'm totally there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
+ with a molotov cocktail

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Here's the drinking game rules
nothingbutawordbag.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/bbcqt-drinking-game-rules/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Excellent. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Oh for crying out fucking loud
I despair. This has many elements that make my knuckles itch. Hipsters. 'Expressing frustration through the medium of dance'. Hipsters. Twitter. and finally, Hipsters.
Glue the locks shut and torch the place, the world will be better off.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Not in July Ta, I'm tempted to go.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
people might say the same about a "carvery" in Coventry where 2 middle aged men insist on playing their guitars
and telling poo and wank stories every Sunday

edited (fuckers)
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
What's a 'Cavery'?
And where's 'Coverntry'?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Hha thta wanka cudnt spel

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Greasy fingers no doubt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)
your mum popped over at lunchtime
she was wetter than an otter's pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)
you just burned PC worse than this guy
warisacrime.org/sites/afterdowningstreet.org/files/images/Pic%206%20White%20Phos%20Burned%20Body%2002202009.jpg
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Mark that NSFW you prat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
i think you saying that just might have done it for me, seems fairly self explantory to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Cool hair

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
thanks i just had it cut

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
poor bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)
i only just realised it was a body and not a burned person who survived
poor bloke :( it was one of the first results for an image search for 'burned'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Someone posted a link of a kid in Homs, with half their head missing, it was pretty nasty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
oh that's bad, i don't like looking at grisly photos
people who post things like i just did should be banned
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
You are SpankyHanky AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
OH
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
It's alright, just refer him to this
www.gumtree.com/p/jobs/are-you-a-dwarf-and-would-like-to-earn-200-for-an-hours-work-part-time/103017839
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
That was a low blow. I'm almost tempted to apologise.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
A blow from you is bound to be low in fairness

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
300 Replies?
Fucking hell, we didn't even have a lunch thread. Where's Monty when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

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