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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alt: andrew
then i could delete his account and kill hisself.

fucking fucking fucking cunt car alarm went off underneath my window ALL NIGHT last night. i think i slept about 20 mins in total. i am like a zombie today. a zombie with tinnitus.

when i came out, about 5 people had stuck angry notes on the windscreen. i hope the owner dies in a fire. together with his porsche cayenne, which is totally UNNECESSARY in kensington.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
you 'came out'?
Swipe is a lezzer LOL
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:45, Reply)
oh, you like that image, don't you?
you disgusting dirty bastard
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Actually, I find girl on girl porn really boring.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Not enough cock in it for you, eh?

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Kind of.
But not in a bent way. MFF is fine, but girl on girl is just a bit meh.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:00, Reply)
I feel much closer to you after that clarification.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Turns out he can't get bongle
without a nob on screen, Stunned. Seems like there should be a joke in there somewhere, but I can't quite get a grip on it.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
It's because we are a massive bender.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
You should have (of) keyed the fucker!

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Never mind a note, I'd have left a nice Richard on his windscreen.

(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Madeley?
He seems quite nice.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)

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