Good afternoon, benders.
How goes it?

In other news, anyone with spawn of learning-to-read age needs to buy these.

In other other news, football, eh? The Danish manager seems to be assisted by Elton John. Not that any of you gaping-arsed homos cares about soccerball.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

aw man I have to go round girlQ's and sort out her skirting boards tonight
How shit is that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Queer cunt.
I'm taking MASSIVE DRUGS with a cripple.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:53, Reply)

could I borrow a stepladder please?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:58, Reply)

AND I just went for a poo but only something the size of a pea came out
FML
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:51, Reply)

was it your brain?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:17, Reply)

ok, three
Three clicks today YOU BULLY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)

My child should be OK on the vocabulary anyway, I hope.
Being a smartarse is free :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:54, Reply)

If she starts ftrying to talk that fake patois the youngsters seem to adopt
then you can introduce her to some proper reggae and show her how it's really done.

But I loved the 'catawumpus' card. I'd love to see some kid try to include that in their free writing excercises.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Luckily for you. If you were charged for it you'd be even more skins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:05, Reply)

unintentional typo lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:06, Reply)