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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Been gone a long time...
...well, two years which to me isn't that long, but two years ago I was fast-becoming a vitriolic arsehole due to the negative effect of selected events on my fragile male psyche. I figured that I should bow out rather than become a pariah on one of my favourite sites, and deserve it as well.

I'd like to say that I'm back to my old self, but sadly my old self will likely never return as at this point there are too many bits missing. That said, I'm much less of an arsehole than I was two years ago* so after a few weeks of QOTW lurking, I'm taking my first tentative steps back into the fray.

Good to be back? Let's find out :)

* I can provide references.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:36, 220 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I don't really know who you are blue namer
BUT WELCOME BACK !!

The internet teas over there *points* and the hugglewuggles and cakes are over there *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
who are you, and what have you done with Rory??

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I'm always this nice, just misunderstood
I saved a little deer earlier on
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I love deer. they look so innocent.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
you could never afford more than one though

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
true. I don't even think we have them here. :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
they're two deer! ahhaahahahahahahahaa!
couch rape 5am barry hahaha
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
You wouldn't say that if you were a sapling.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
No, you fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
BURN x 2

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
fuck's sake waht is this, mumsnet?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Yay! a proper bender at last : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
P.S. Don't do that thing where you post then fuck off.
We hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
You don't have to be crazy to post here!
but fucking everyone is.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I don't think this is going to go terribly well..

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I'm sure this is a lull into a false sense of security. .
before normal service is resumed
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
He's posted
and fucked off. That's, like, against the rules innit?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
he didn't even join in the hangman :(((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Who does that?
Wait, isn't there someone who always does that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I just read his top QOTW story
and I'm certain I've definitely read it before but damned if I can place him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I would reply to this Stunned, but I've fucked off.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Probably wise.
You'll have to play hangman with Q-dog.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
its somebody else's turn, i'm not doing this singlehanded

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I heard single handed was the only way you ever do it, Q.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
BURN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
He's forgotten about F5

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
nowadays everybody want to talk like they got something to say
but nothin comes out when they moves their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
It would be quite funny if that was the case, and he was just sitting there thinking we've all gone quiet.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
He's back. Panic over.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
He totally did Battered over
Man, he aint rusty at all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)
It's that sort of insightful wit that this place has been sorely lacking.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Class is permanent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
HI GUYS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
We know you said tentative but it's a bit too tentative for here.
Might I suggest /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Sorry, I was taking a delivery

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
OF COCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
THROUGH THE BACK DOOR

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
FROM THE CRAFTY BUTCHER?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
WHO FOUND A CRAFTY SIXPENCE

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Tell us what you had for lunch
go on, we can't get enough of that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I hope it's chips.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
A prawn mayo sandwich. No chips

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Gutted!
I have to live my love of chips vicariously through others now I'm a lolfatty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I had chips and gravy a few days ago. With a can of Tizer

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
tizer used to be good, man
like you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I like you too

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I am having "chips" for my "tea".
I feel like a Northerner now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Why quotation marks around chips?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
It's not a word I would normally use. Like "tea".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
To you posh cunts it's all "fruit infusions" and "lapsang suchong" innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Indeed. At the worst it'll be pomme frites.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:42, Reply)
What would you usually call chips then?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Yeah! but we put salt on our chips, not charlie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Salt aside, I will still never understand the habit of putting gravy on chips.
It's just horrible!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Fucken wierdo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I NO RITE!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)
You sir, are fucking wrong.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
No, it's great.
Even better, wrap a chip in dry white bread and then dip that in gravy.

Posh as fuck, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Sounds good
I like a good sized chip bap that's been smothered in vinegar so that the bap is almost falling apart
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Actually...
...I do like chip barms that are heavy on the vinegar. To be honest, a lot of these me-but-not-me posts are disturbingly accurate. Have you lot been keeping tabs on me whilst I was away?
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
You're weird.
Chips n Gravy are lovely! (suppose I should have some Beer & Fags with it...)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
You bunch of fucking northern proles.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Who's going to tell Darth we don't need him anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Oh come on, there's always a slot for Darth to slip in to.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
*golf claps*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This implies there was a point at which you did need me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Collectively, yes!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Just enjoying Faith No More Live from Brazil on youtube

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Stick around.
You make me look like a cage fighting hard nut in comparison.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Most of the women here do that job petal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:31, Reply)
hahaha!
Baz, did the "gurus" sort your iPhone out?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Did they fuck.
Had to pay 21 quid for another charger because they found out mine was water damaged. That's the last time I piss all over my phone charger whilst drunk.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Fuck!
You can get them in Asda for a tenner man!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Even Crow and his notoriously flappy wrists are manly in comparison to some of the things you come out with, love.

(berk, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Crow is a proper geezer in comparison.
And he makes ale.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with being expressive and sensitive.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I read that in a high pitched, wavering voice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
+ wearing flowery trainers
For fucks sake.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
You mean like The Closet?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Afternoon "thatblokeoverthere"
How are "tricks"?

I'm not dead - officially! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I thought so
ECG showed no sign of "sudden-death-omosis"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
When a northerner dies, a kitten loses it's wings.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Fly my pretty!
FLY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Holy shit...
...now there's a welcome. Well, after a fashion. Worth pointing out that this is the first reply that was actually written by me - no idea who the impostor is, but nothing I probably wouldn't have said myself.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)
*shakes fist at the sky*
NOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Bugger, now I've clicked on both names too, so I can't tell which one is which again.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
90648 = fake
33237 = real
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
5318008 = Boobies

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
That should be Broadsword's membership number.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Shelloil 'lolz'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Same here
dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Oh man, you are so cool.
Getting impersonated by false Montybobbyquentin.

Kudos to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Nothing to do with me, I've outed all my accounts

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
and i only have 1 account

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
You're a liar. And you've stopped being funny. Fuck off dull cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
nah i'm being honest, honest
and you've never been funny, when will you fuck off?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
When you out yourself. I'll quit. Deal?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
ok bob, are you ready?
...I'M APELOVERAGE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I didn't say it was you Bobby, but that you had been impersonated.
You still have a lot to do before you get upgraded from the remedial class.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I like it in here though.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)
But Bobby, you should reach for the stars.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
i've only clicked on like one post today
your all shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Yeah, but I've hardly posted today, Q
so it's hardly surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
that'll be it
not enough frozen scat bum posts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Are you the original Quentin?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
yeah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
You were just MEAN to my girlfriend online,
I'm going to have to white knight her now, and then link her to this conversation and then I'll be in her good books for like 48 hours.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
shit bro dat was like 4 hours ago

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I wasn't paying attention!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
even so, i was mean about YOU
not your girlfriend
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I think you're talking about something else
www.b3ta.com/talk/7516860
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
oooh right, i thought you meant about the corset thing
is she actually your girlfriend or is this internet lies?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)
She is actually be girlfriend, I'll duff your face in if you're not nice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
no she isn't shut up you great big gay liar

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
SHE IS I WATCHED 30 ROCK WITH HER YESTERDAY AND ATE THAI FOOD!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
bullshit
your could probably do better than AA, but not by much
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
How many times does everyone have to tell you I'm CHARMING AND WITTY!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CHARMING AND WITTY YOU ARE
YOU STILL COULDN'T GET A FACIALLY UNATTRACTIVE STRIPPER
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
BE NICE YOU SHIT HEAD,
or so help me, I'll get a b3tan kneeling behind you before you know it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Hi.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Right. Enough of this shit.
Listen sunshine, I don't know who you are (I do actually remember the name, I'm lying because that kind of shit gives me the horn) but you're a cunt. All these cunts are cunts.

Fuck off. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Can you crouch behind user: 90618 at some point soon so I can distract him and push him over.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Love to.
Who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
what? why are we bullying me?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Oh is it you?
Soz Quizzle.

Soz Chomp, the deal's off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Who's pissed on your chips?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
In a strange twist of fate, it was 'Mr Chips' from 'Catchphreazze'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)
What are the odds of that?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
AH NOAH!
I have the cripple coming to dinner this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Nice one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Innit doe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)
So, on the topic of 'good to be back'...
...a mixture of 'yes' and 'no' at this point.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
So why were you a worse cunt before and why are you less of one now?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
If I get into that story...
...then it really will start to read like a post on mumsnet.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Did you do some breast feeding on a bus?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
the top link on links pp is not nice

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Cartoon watering can looks a bit like a cock LOL

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)
sorry i must've been looking at the main page, it was the story about symphysiotomy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
That doesn't sound very LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
that's why i said 'not nice'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I'm pretty LOLcentric.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)
your a regular lol-el and hardy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I once played keyboards for the Cure.
My name is LOL Tolhurst.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)
no-one knows who that is
literally, no-one
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:21, Reply)
I gave a pretty obvious clue who he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)
but literally
no-one cared, if you put him in a line-up on that tv show his own mother wouldn't recognise him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)
SHE'S BLIND YOU SICK FUCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40, Reply)
that's 2 clicks today then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:50, Reply)
I do.
But, equally, I am no one, so you are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
don't put yourself down x

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)
+ like an unloved dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Go on, spill.
I could do with some lolz. When I say 'lolz', really I mean 'bullying ammo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
fuck off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I don't like you anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
i was just warming to you as well :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Thanks for the update.
I was on the edge of my seat.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
your so fat your on all the edges all the time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Oh no. Burned back. :(

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)
you want some aloe vera?
cos you just got BURNED
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Oh I missed something! Hi old new bloke
Now fuck off there's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)
hi PJ

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
HI!
I'm still at work. I'm normally home by now, I will get some booze on the way home to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Great news!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Good afternoon, benders.
How goes it?

In other news, anyone with spawn of learning-to-read age needs to buy these.

In other other news, football, eh? The Danish manager seems to be assisted by Elton John. Not that any of you gaping-arsed homos cares about soccerball.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40, Reply)
aw man I have to go round girlQ's and sort out her skirting boards tonight
How shit is that?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:51, Reply)
Queer cunt.
I'm taking MASSIVE DRUGS with a cripple.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:53, Reply)
could I borrow a stepladder please?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:58, Reply)
AND I just went for a poo but only something the size of a pea came out
FML
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:51, Reply)
was it your brain?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:17, Reply)
ok, three
Three clicks today YOU BULLY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)
My child should be OK on the vocabulary anyway, I hope.
Being a smartarse is free :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:54, Reply)
If she starts ftrying to talk that fake patois the youngsters seem to adopt
then you can introduce her to some proper reggae and show her how it's really done.

But I loved the 'catawumpus' card. I'd love to see some kid try to include that in their free writing excercises.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:02, Reply)
Luckily for you. If you were charged for it you'd be even more skins.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:05, Reply)
unintentional typo lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:06, Reply)
The mixture has settled...
...and 'no' has come out on top. Ah well, at least I won't miss it now.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:59, Reply)
Don't ask us for approbation. It rarely ends well.
Just jump in, join in, and don't be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Fuck off then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:03, Reply)
What's up with you today then, grumpy chops?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:04, Reply)
I have eaten too much. Another menu tasting at work.
9 starters, 26 main courses, 14 sides, 5 salads, 6 savoury sauces, 4 sweet sauces, 6 types of bread and 12 puddings.

Even on.y having one small bite of each over a 6 hour period is a fuckton of food.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:07, Reply)
Christ on a bike.
You'll be the size of bobby before the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:08, Reply)
I sincerely hope not. Some of the dishes were fantastic though. Baked field mushroom filled with welsh rarebit anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:09, Reply)
omg that sounds amazing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:16, Reply)
Awesome. Easy to make at home too. Clever idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:54, Reply)
were there turkey twizzlers and curly fries?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:17, Reply)
No, there were some lovely beef ribs with a mustard glaze though amongst other things. Yum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:53, Reply)
weren't you the gay guy who told funny stories on /qotw?
you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:19, Reply)
You're such a fag hag ; )

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:23, Reply)
I don't think she smokes...

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
I am.
My nephew just came out and I'm chuffed to bits.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Isn't he, like, twelve or something?
That seems very self-aware. Good on him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Haha! no!! my other nephew.
I have three.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
You can go out cruising for blokes together.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
oh boy, this is awesome! I sure hope you post agian tomorrow!!!!
nah seriously, I don't even know what the fuck you are. you should probably delete your account and get your mum to stranglewank you to death.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Chin up grumpy tits, nobody is who they were 2 years ago, stop mourning and idolising that prick,
Didn't know you back them, so don't really give a fuck, soz.

Hope that is ok with you
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I am, Gonz
I'm eternal, me.

Y'ok? I'd start a new thread but it would just be full of gloating and smug because my new toy arrives tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Alright mate? New MacBook Pro with retina screen an 16gb ram?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I'm thinking more Ugandan catalogue bride

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
She's got a black bottom, that's for sure..

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)
I just bought a Thai bride.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
With or without sticky rice?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)
With sticky, but it didn't come like that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)
with egg fly lice

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)
lacist!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Supplies!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
No - a 40' Narrowboat.
Should have been here today but they've been delayed due to flooding.

How the hell does a boat get delayed due to flooding?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)
If anything, I would have thought it would speed up the process.
Is it all modern and sleak with a projector that comes down from the ceiling and have leather cinema bucket chairs? Or is it all quaint with pots-and-pans that leave a taint in your food that money can't buy?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
No, it's fucked
Needs a LOT of work.

She's coming from Wiltshire on a lorry and they couldn't get the lorry into the yard yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Oh man, how did someone talk you into buying that?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I've wanted one for a good few years.
It's a joint purchase - three of us, all with the skills to get her running and fit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Gonz when does iOS 6 come out

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I'm using it now !
Autumn for non developers =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I can get it to you under the condition I am not held responcible if it fucks up anything on your phone.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Gaz me if you want it, I'm not following this thread anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

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