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Been gone a long time......well, two years which to me isn't that long, but two years ago I was fast-becoming a vitriolic arsehole due to the negative effect of selected events on my fragile male psyche. I figured that I should bow out rather than become a pariah on one of my favourite sites, and deserve it as well.
I'd like to say that I'm back to my old self, but sadly my old self will likely never return as at this point there are too many bits missing. That said, I'm much less of an arsehole than I was two years ago* so after a few weeks of QOTW lurking, I'm taking my first tentative steps back into the fray.
Good to be back? Let's find out :)
* I can provide references.
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I don't really know who you are blue namerBUT WELCOME BACK !!
The internet teas over there *points* and the hugglewuggles and cakes are over there *points*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:37,
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I'm always this nice, just misunderstoodI saved a little deer earlier on
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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they're two deer! ahhaahahahahahahahaa!couch rape 5am barry hahaha
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Yay! a proper bender at last : )(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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P.S. Don't do that thing where you post then fuck off.We hate that.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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I'm sure this is a lull into a false sense of security. .before normal service is resumed
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He's posted and fucked off. That's, like, against the rules innit?
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Who does that?Wait, isn't there someone who always does that?
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:59,
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I just read his top QOTW storyand I'm certain I've definitely read it before but damned if I can place him.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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I heard single handed was the only way you ever do it, Q.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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nowadays everybody want to talk like they got something to saybut nothin comes out when they moves their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
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It would be quite funny if that was the case, and he was just sitting there thinking we've all gone quiet.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:07,
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He totally did Battered overMan, he aint rusty at all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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It's that sort of insightful wit that this place has been sorely lacking.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:17,
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We know you said tentative but it's a bit too tentative for here.Might I suggest /talk.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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THROUGH THE BACK DOOR(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:23,
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Tell us what you had for lunchgo on, we can't get enough of that stuff.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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I hope it's chips.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:23,
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Gutted!I have to live my love of chips vicariously through others now I'm a lolfatty.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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To you posh cunts it's all "fruit infusions" and "lapsang suchong" innit(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Yeah! but we put salt on our chips, not charlie.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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Salt aside, I will still never understand the habit of putting gravy on chips.It's just horrible!
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No, it's great. Even better, wrap a chip in dry white bread and then dip that in gravy.
Posh as fuck, I am.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:35,
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Sounds goodI like a good sized chip bap that's been smothered in vinegar so that the bap is almost falling apart
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Actually......I do like chip barms that are heavy on the vinegar. To be honest, a lot of these me-but-not-me posts are disturbingly accurate. Have you lot been keeping tabs on me whilst I was away?
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You're weird.Chips n Gravy are lovely! (suppose I should have some Beer & Fags with it...)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:41,
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Who's going to tell Darth we don't need him anymore?(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:27,
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Oh come on, there's always a slot for Darth to slip in to.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:28,
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Collectively, yes!(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:43,
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Just enjoying Faith No More Live from Brazil on youtube(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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Stick around. You make me look like a cage fighting hard nut in comparison.
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Most of the women here do that job petal.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:31,
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hahaha!Baz, did the "gurus" sort your iPhone out?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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Did they fuck. Had to pay 21 quid for another charger because they found out mine was water damaged. That's the last time I piss all over my phone charger whilst drunk.
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Fuck!You can get them in Asda for a tenner man!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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Even Crow and his notoriously flappy wrists are manly in comparison to some of the things you come out with, love.(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:43, Reply)
You mean like The Closet?(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:29,
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Afternoon "thatblokeoverthere"How are "tricks"?
I'm not dead - officially! \o/
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:39,
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I thought soECG showed no sign of "sudden-death-omosis"
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:51,
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When a northerner dies, a kitten loses it's wings.(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:52,
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Holy shit......now there's a welcome. Well, after a fashion. Worth pointing out that this is the first reply that was actually written by me - no idea who the impostor is, but nothing I probably wouldn't have said myself.
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*shakes fist at the sky*NOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:47,
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Bugger, now I've clicked on both names too, so I can't tell which one is which again.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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That should be Broadsword's membership number.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:11,
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Same heredammit!
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:13,
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Oh man, you are so cool.Getting impersonated by false Montybobbyquentin.
Kudos to you.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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Nothing to do with me, I've outed all my accounts(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:19,
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You're a liar. And you've stopped being funny. Fuck off dull cunt.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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nah i'm being honest, honestand you've never been funny, when will you fuck off?
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When you out yourself. I'll quit. Deal?(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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I didn't say it was you Bobby, but that you had been impersonated.You still have a lot to do before you get upgraded from the remedial class.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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But Bobby, you should reach for the stars.(
Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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Yeah, but I've hardly posted today, Qso it's hardly surprising.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:12,
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You were just MEAN to my girlfriend online, I'm going to have to white knight her now, and then link her to this conversation and then I'll be in her good books for like 48 hours.
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I think you're talking about something elsewww.b3ta.com/talk/7516860
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oooh right, i thought you meant about the corset thingis she actually your girlfriend or is this internet lies?
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She is actually be girlfriend, I'll duff your face in if you're not nice.(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
How many times does everyone have to tell you I'm CHARMING AND WITTY!(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CHARMING AND WITTY YOU AREYOU STILL COULDN'T GET A FACIALLY UNATTRACTIVE STRIPPER
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BE NICE YOU SHIT HEAD,or so help me, I'll get a b3tan kneeling behind you before you know it.
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i'd love to have a b3tan kneeling behind mei'd fart in their eyes and make them reboot my PC when it crashes
4srs tho, she isn't your girlfriend is it? don't make me go all philliejoe on your ass
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it seems i've underestimated just how charming and witty you are thenyou must be out of this world for her to see past.. you know
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Right. Enough of this shit.Listen sunshine, I don't know who you are (I do actually remember the name, I'm lying because that kind of shit gives me the horn) but you're a cunt. All these cunts are cunts.
Fuck off. Cunts.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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Can you crouch behind user: 90618 at some point soon so I can distract him and push him over.(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Oh is it you?Soz Quizzle.
Soz Chomp, the deal's off.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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In a strange twist of fate, it was 'Mr Chips' from 'Catchphreazze'(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:38,
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AH NOAH!I have the cripple coming to dinner this evening.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54,
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So, on the topic of 'good to be back'......a mixture of 'yes' and 'no' at this point.
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So why were you a worse cunt before and why are you less of one now?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:40,
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If I get into that story......then it really will start to read like a post on mumsnet.
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sorry i must've been looking at the main page, it was the story about symphysiotomy(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)
That doesn't sound very LOL.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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I once played keyboards for the Cure.My name is LOL Tolhurst.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:14,
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I gave a pretty obvious clue who he is.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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but literallyno-one cared, if you put him in a line-up on that tv show his own mother wouldn't recognise him
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SHE'S BLIND YOU SICK FUCK.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40,
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I do.But, equally, I am no one, so you are correct.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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Go on, spill.I could do with some lolz. When I say 'lolz', really I mean 'bullying ammo'.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:54,
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Thanks for the update.I was on the edge of my seat.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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Oh I missed something! Hi old new blokeNow fuck off there's a good chap
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PhillieJoe, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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HI!I'm still at work. I'm normally home by now, I will get some booze on the way home to make up for it.
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PhillieJoe, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:35,
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Good afternoon, benders.How goes it?
In other news, anyone with spawn of learning-to-read age needs to buy these.
In other other news, football, eh? The Danish manager seems to be assisted by Elton John. Not that any of you gaping-arsed homos cares about soccerball.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:40,
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aw man I have to go round girlQ's and sort out her skirting boards tonightHow shit is that?
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Queer cunt.I'm taking MASSIVE DRUGS with a cripple.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:53,
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AND I just went for a poo but only something the size of a pea came outFML
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was it your brain?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:17,
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My child should be OK on the vocabulary anyway, I hope.Being a smartarse is free :o(
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:54,
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If she starts ftrying to talk that fake patois the youngsters seem to adoptthen you can introduce her to some proper reggae and show her how it's really done.
But I loved the 'catawumpus' card. I'd love to see some kid try to include that in their free writing excercises.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:02,
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Luckily for you. If you were charged for it you'd be even more skins. (
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:05,
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The mixture has settled......and 'no' has come out on top. Ah well, at least I won't miss it now.
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Don't ask us for approbation. It rarely ends well.Just jump in, join in, and don't be shit.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:03,
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What's up with you today then, grumpy chops?(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:04,
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I have eaten too much. Another menu tasting at work. 9 starters, 26 main courses, 14 sides, 5 salads, 6 savoury sauces, 4 sweet sauces, 6 types of bread and 12 puddings.
Even on.y having one small bite of each over a 6 hour period is a fuckton of food.
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Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:07,
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Christ on a bike.You'll be the size of bobby before the weekend.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:08,
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I sincerely hope not. Some of the dishes were fantastic though. Baked field mushroom filled with welsh rarebit anyone?(
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:09,
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omg that sounds amazing(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:16,
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Awesome. Easy to make at home too. Clever idea. (
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:54,
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were there turkey twizzlers and curly fries?(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:17,
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No, there were some lovely beef ribs with a mustard glaze though amongst other things. Yum. (
Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:53,
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weren't you the gay guy who told funny stories on /qotw?you can stay.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:19,
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I don't think she smokes...(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:33,
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I am.My nephew just came out and I'm chuffed to bits.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:33,
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Isn't he, like, twelve or something?That seems very self-aware. Good on him.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:35,
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Haha! no!! my other nephew.I have three.
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Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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You can go out cruising for blokes together.(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:40,
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oh boy, this is awesome! I sure hope you post agian tomorrow!!!!nah seriously, I don't even know what the fuck you are. you should probably delete your account and get your mum to stranglewank you to death.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:22,
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Chin up grumpy tits, nobody is who they were 2 years ago, stop mourning and idolising that prick,Didn't know you back them, so don't really give a fuck, soz.
Hope that is ok with you
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:19,
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I am, GonzI'm eternal, me.
Y'ok? I'd start a new thread but it would just be full of gloating and smug because my new toy arrives tomorrow.
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Alright mate? New MacBook Pro with retina screen an 16gb ram?(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:32,
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I'm thinking more Ugandan catalogue bride(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:34,
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With or without sticky rice?(
Big-girl's-blouse is one quarter gyppo it seems, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:38,
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With sticky, but it didn't come like that. (
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:41,
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No - a 40' Narrowboat.Should have been here today but they've been delayed due to flooding.
How the hell does a boat get delayed due to flooding?
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If anything, I would have thought it would speed up the process. Is it all modern and sleak with a projector that comes down from the ceiling and have leather cinema bucket chairs? Or is it all quaint with pots-and-pans that leave a taint in your food that money can't buy?
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:40,
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No, it's fuckedNeeds a LOT of work.
She's coming from Wiltshire on a lorry and they couldn't get the lorry into the yard yesterday.
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Oh man, how did someone talk you into buying that?(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:51,
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I've wanted one for a good few years.It's a joint purchase - three of us, all with the skills to get her running and fit.
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I'm using it now !Autumn for non developers =)
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:53,
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I can get it to you under the condition I am not held responcible if it fucks up anything on your phone.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33,
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Gaz me if you want it, I'm not following this thread anymore.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33,
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