I'm on my way home.
keep me amused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:07, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This might amuse you...
My wife thinks that me wanting to go and meet a load of strangers off of the Internet is weird.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Go on then
For the amusement of night shift, how did the conversation go.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Not too bad
Like I said, she thinks it is weird and doesn't understand why I would want to meet some strangers.
But she hasn't objected (although she's not entirely keen on being left alone with two kids for the night).
I'm definitely coming then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

remind her of the time she had her vagina around their necks

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Ah happy days...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)

No
sorry to be the etc.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

It ain't what it used to be.
There are some constants and whether you like it or not I'm one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Abused
you say?

Get in that cellar, dogfucker and prepare to listen to the Bay City Rollers, in perpetuity.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Who the fucking hell are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Me
You?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

A nonce, Jeff
I've tried to engage it and all it does is drag up your browsing history.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Ah
Pot and kettle, sir.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Inadequate fucking clown.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Big
Words, for a five year old.

Eat yer rusk, (slowly now) and up to beddy-byes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Yo Phudders
Have you got a dog called Hercules?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

No
I made that up.

My dog's a female. It would be ridiculous to call her Hercules.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)

My hamster is called Hercules.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Ah
Is this why The Disappointed thinks I'm you?

On the basis of a hamster?

Repeat after me, loudly.

WE ARE NOT THE PET SHOP BOYS.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I think so.
Probably also the Aberdonian thing.

And you appeared during my short-lived vacation.

I have absolutely no interest in having a sockpuppet, it's hard enough maintaining one love-or-loathe online persona, let alone two.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

That and you both being massive benders.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Buftie boys.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Tangled
up in you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I
Agree. I've hardly the energy to post as one person, let alone two.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I
Suppose saying I'm a black guy with dreadlocks would be out of order, then?

Lighten up, fer fuxsake.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

No drama.
I've got no idea who you are. You're a blue name. Yet you seem to recall the natty dread story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Lurked
for ages, Jeff.

Saw yer post re Lighty and thought it very funny, no more than that.

I wish you no harm and enjoy yer posts. On here, that seems like a crime.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

No problem.
You can't be too careful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)