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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening shift. Put that takeaway menu down and amuse me.Go on, natter away.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:58,
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I've had a healthy dinner with not so healthy zider.(
girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:02,
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What dinner? I'm hungry, might make an omelette(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:09,
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Smoked mackeral, tenderstem broccoli and mixed grains.(
girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:13,
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Fuck sake, no eggs, no cheese(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:20,
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But I mean, like, if someone held a gun to a little dog's head, you have to pick, or the gun to a little dog's head will get fired. That dog represents happiness hopes and dreams, by the way. Yeah', if you had to pick between the two of us, me or batteredwho you would you be more glad to be glade that you're back, who would you preffer?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:41,
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HELLO, MY NAME IS GONZ, AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY "HI".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:41,
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FFS Gonz.You're both small, dark and cute.
Please don't make me choose.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:43,
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It's ok, I won't make you admit it to him.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:48,
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and THAT is why I'm the favorite.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:48,
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I had a healthy dinner and don't have ciderI didn't even buy the reduced pizza in teh shop which was in my favourite weird flavour :( I really really want pizza
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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I ate a pizza Monday night that was the size of a small European principality.(
girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:35,
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*jealous*but I shall stay strong and revel in the small pleasures like honey on toast. One day I will be thin
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:37,
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I was thin once.It's not all it's cracked up to be.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:41,
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Boat boat boat!I've got a full day of work tomorrow too.
This is like xmas when I was 6.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:04,
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Fancy some hard graft?About a mile walk from Crossflats station.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:07,
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Where is Crossflats?I'm a delicate flower, you've met me, you know this.
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Between Bingley and KeighleyThere may be work for the more limp wristed at a later stage.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10,
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You're giving work to Darth?I can only do weekends. I model during the week.
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I'll give you a shout.She's a big long mucky job - can't see her being out in the next five years.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:13,
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If you can give me transport from Leeds station and pay me in beer then possibly.I don't drive. I'm too bent.
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You can get a direct train to Crossflatts from Leeds. It's about 25 minutes away.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:19,
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First bits are mechanical which is my responsibiltyOnce there's an engine in we can move her around.
Then it's metalwork - that's the big job. Can you work an angle-grinder?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:33,
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28 miles total I went along the canal from Leeds and made it to Shipley before turning back
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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Nice rideEspecially because you did the scary bit between Esholt and the swing bridge at Thackley.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:55,
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It was more muddy than scary But thanks, I look forward to doing it again
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:57,
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Next time get to SaltaireTie your push iron up by Don't Tell Titus, give me a ring and I'll see you on the last train to town.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:32,
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I'd be delighted.BOAT isn't too accesible, but a straight spin up the towpath, get off at Saltaire is easy.
How will you get home?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:40,
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Cycle back probably train it if necessary
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:44,
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20mins from Leeds and it costs £3.50 I checked the train times
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:54,
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Yeah it's at my brothers, I will nab it back(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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I'm showing my little sister round some universties next weekSo I'm arranging stuff for that
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:09,
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What degree? What uni's?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:09,
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She hasent made up her mind yet I think she just needs to get our of our one horse town
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:12,
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Avoid Wales like the fucking plague(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:13,
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Surely you'd be biting his arm off to agree with himGiven the area we were in.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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I spent most of my time either stoned, off my tits on pills or balls deep in various women.Soz.
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Sure, but thats student life everywhereYou don't need to go to a pit like Ponty for that.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:46,
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I have very few clear recollections. Night times were either caned off my tits at home/ round at mates or raving in Cardiff.(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Wasn't this the plot to Human Traffic?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:51,
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Yes.But this was 98-2001, the heyday of Mitsubishis and low-cost skunk.
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UK release date for H.T. was 4th June 1999(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:56,
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YesThe point I was making is that the film came out in the era you referred to
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:15,
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I looked at cardiff ages agoI thought it was ok at the time
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:48,
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I went to LeedsIt was cracking. Mind you, that was a quarter of a century ago.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:42,
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Leeds is a great place to study.The nightlife is second only to London.
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And if you're wanting a flat...x(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:14,
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ThanksBut the missus lives in Manchester so we'll be there
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:37,
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MongyI'm thinking of a flat for your sister.
I've got a couple coming up.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:39,
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If you can tolerate hordes of braying upper-middle class twats completely devoid of courtesy or common sense.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:14,
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But the clubs are fantastic.Even if you're a rockist, there are still great places to go.
The Mint, the Warehouse, Stinky's, Nation of Shopkeepers, the Hop...
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The nation of shopkeepers is my favorite(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:37,
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I love Joy Division Oven Gloves.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:52,
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Im not surethere is a big age gap and I have lived away from home for nearly all her teenage years
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:37,
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Hook a brother up yo'.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:39,
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I have a headacheand a cup of tea
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:36,
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nobut I've been making one for a while. Yeah, I'm that much of a spinster
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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wait you mean my cloakit's deffo a cloak
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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Is this the cloak of wee?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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there is no cloak of wee(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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Rory said it was a magic wee cloak(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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I found a new music artist to like ! Someone called Skepta.He's a bit like dizzy rascle.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:39,
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Any good youtube links for us?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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Don't quite know him enough for that, listening to his album for the first time now.I bought it on a whim on itunes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOOcUBwqFxI
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:17,
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I can't help but wonder which of the comments was yours on the London Possie link (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:01,
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London Boys -" London Nights"Sampled a huge bit of Television.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:00,
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"London town" Light of the world.www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIJUKHsrM1k&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:03,
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ALL MY DAYZI boiled my pasta, yeah', and I heard some noise and there was no water ! All the water went ! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN !!??!!??!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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BUt it's only happened once to me before in my hole life and I've not done anything different.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:12,
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Don't give me scienceI NEED FACTS.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:13,
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and mine!wait...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:18,
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some of it is like science(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:22,
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Are you workign on anything at the moment?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:29,
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not reallya vague idea about a tastiness spectrum, but mostly I think it's on hold until July at least (work's a bit crazy)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:31,
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Dormant poster Noel tried to get me into coll3tive.I didn't bother.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:21,
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Too lateI ordered a great big pizza and I have eaten more than half of it with a beer. Watched Holland-Germany for a bit but it wasn't terribly gripping so I'm watching a film instead.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 21:19,
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Just got back from a curry. Taxi into town at 11 for a night I've been meaning to go to for bare time. S'all good.
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I'm on my way home.keep me amused.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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This might amuse you...My wife thinks that me wanting to go and meet a load of strangers off of the Internet is weird.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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Go on thenFor the amusement of night shift, how did the conversation go.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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Not too badLike I said, she thinks it is weird and doesn't understand why I would want to meet some strangers.
But she hasn't objected (although she's not entirely keen on being left alone with two kids for the night).
I'm definitely coming then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:24,
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remind her of the time she had her vagina around their necks(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:31,
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It ain't what it used to be.There are some constants and whether you like it or not I'm one.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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Abusedyou say?
Get in that cellar, dogfucker and prepare to listen to the Bay City Rollers, in perpetuity.
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A nonce, JeffI've tried to engage it and all it does is drag up your browsing history.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:23,
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Big Words, for a five year old.
Eat yer rusk, (slowly now) and up to beddy-byes.
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NoI made that up.
My dog's a female. It would be ridiculous to call her Hercules.
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AhIs this why The Disappointed thinks I'm you?
On the basis of a hamster?
Repeat after me, loudly.
WE ARE NOT THE PET SHOP BOYS.
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I think so.Probably also the Aberdonian thing.
And you appeared during my short-lived vacation.
I have absolutely no interest in having a sockpuppet, it's hard enough maintaining one love-or-loathe online persona, let alone two.
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That and you both being massive benders.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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IAgree. I've hardly the energy to post as one person, let alone two.
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ISuppose saying I'm a black guy with dreadlocks would be out of order, then?
Lighten up, fer fuxsake.
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No drama.I've got no idea who you are. You're a blue name. Yet you seem to recall the natty dread story.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:49,
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Lurkedfor ages, Jeff.
Saw yer post re Lighty and thought it very funny, no more than that.
I wish you no harm and enjoy yer posts. On here, that seems like a crime.
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No problem.You can't be too careful.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:02,
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Today I called someone a 'quim limpet'.I had never before used this phrase.
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I got called 'sunglasses twat' today. It was sunny, I'm not not going to wear any.
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Hiding your face from the paparazzi (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:27,
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Sounds like some bollocks from 'Star Trek'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:51,
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I maintain that a 'photic sneezer' is some bent laser gun from 'sci fi'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:56,
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You are bono aicmfp.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:45,
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Are you calling Dozer a cunt?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:46,
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I'm calling you the spokesman for a generation.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:22,
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I wear aviator style ones by Von Zipper.He wears wraparound ones.
I'm taller than Bono as well.
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I've just got back from a runI think perhaps I should have stopped when it started to hurt. I'm not sure I'll be able to walk in the morning...
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Sometimesstarting to hurt is when it becomes useful and worthwhile.
Othertimes, not. There are better ways not to be able to walk in the morning.
Probably. No offence, like.
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Ease Back or Give the Drummer Some.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:50,
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Ego Trippin or Watch Me Now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:54,
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Do you know Tuff Crew from Philly?They were fucking brilliant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:59,
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Vaguely.I like stuff from later than you, what with me being 32 and you being 38.
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You being a wet behind the ears new bugand me being an old skool head from when 'The Message' came out, you mean?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:08,
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Me being a dashing and suave devotee of the golden age, and you being stuck in the drum machines era?Why yes, yes I do.
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You're stuck in the bum machines era.No returns.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:13,
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I secretly suspect you make all these names up(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:15,
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What what?I like Chalfont Curtains, you probably haven't heard of them, don't get their first album it's a bit "raw", get Angel Brisket Fiasco, but don't listen to the first track.
Etc etc. I could probably write a "muso obscurantist post generator"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:47,
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Didhe support Jimmy Shand at the Banff Springs in 1970?
If it wis him, he wis shite.
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Yeah, this was a knee tendony type of hurtit was not remotely good.
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Holy diver, I'm a survivor, feeling like De Niro in Taxi DriverWith Jodie Foster and Harvey Keitel, looks like I'm walking through a living hell.
Prithee, whereto, verily forsooth etc.
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Been down too long in the midnight sea,...(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:15,
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Phudbree's screenname can translate to 'fanny cheese'.Why is this?
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Maybe phud is Scots slang for fannyAnd brie's a kind of cheese.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:26,
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Whydid this take so long?
"phud" is Doric for "fud", meaning vulva.
"bree" is liquid, usually about soup, other than bones, vegetables, etc.
I should be known as KlopperFroth.
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I've been having a gaz natter with Dozer and he claims not to be Phudbree I've been around here too long - you get to recognise certain styles. Unless Phudbree is real he can only be one other person who knows my number..
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:27,
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Go on...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:40,
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IDon't know your number, nor wish to know it.
It can't be be 43?
I've tried that. Told not be be a cunt and quite right too.
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This is well LOLwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-18428965
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