Good morning
I fail to see how the mundane details of my weekend are going to keep this thread interesting and not utter shit, but here goes.
Tonight is record night - myself and three other discerning music fans will play records to one another. This will also include beer and curry.
Tomorrow I will take my son to a nerf gun party. I'm not entirely sure what this is, I think it might be something to do with Star Wars and is likely to involve lots of screaming kids shooting things at each other.
Sunday is unchartered territory.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nerf guns are fun.....
but don't be tempted by the fancy battery-powered ones, they break down all the time. Mechanical semi-auto is the best.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:20, Reply)

Or an Uzzi 9mm.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:21, Reply)

You misunderstand me
A group of five and six year olds will be playing with toys. As one of the adults, I will not be getting involved.
Shouldn't you be leaving for school soon?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:22, Reply)

I will be listening to CDs tonight if Amazon can get their finger out their arse and delver my Bob Marley CD.
I have no paedo action planned for Saturday though, so you win on that one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:20, Reply)

Bob Marley
Putting the 'gay' into 'reggae'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Probably, I'll listen to it first and then make up my mind.
Edit: Sorry, its Jimmy Hendrix. How ever will I live this down? Doh!
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:26, Reply)

all look alike to me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)

and Hendrix was a bender too.
Excuse me while I kiss this guy? What a ghastly homo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)