His shoes are so bent even you wouldn't give him one.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

damnit
that's bad. I am a notorious whore
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:27, Reply)

if you can find it I'll let you hold my willy
50 p
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Don't
fall for it, Captain. I think he means scold rather than hold.

Of course, you could always call his bluff, whip out a kettle and scald the miniscule object.

Blame dyslexia.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:02, Reply)

no
now leave me alone, I'm recording.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:04, Reply)

*puts kettle on*
*makes tea*

oh.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)

it'll take both hands to lift the rolls of flab

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I'm not talking about your engorged cliterous here, it's my small penis i'm on about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Clitoris Allsorts, best of all confectionary.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I'd avoid the ones with the little nobbly bits on.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)

pff!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:23, Reply)