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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have new shoes.
They are not bent.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:41, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
They are not bent.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:41, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What are they?
I'm stuck in the departure lounge bored out of my mind.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:53, Reply)
I'm stuck in the departure lounge bored out of my mind.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:53, Reply)
I've been doing it wrong for years
no wonder the woman in Schuh looked at me weird this afternoon.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:56, Reply)
no wonder the woman in Schuh looked at me weird this afternoon.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:56, Reply)
it was your musk of pure sex
she were dripping fanny batter everywhere after you left
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:03, Reply)
she were dripping fanny batter everywhere after you left
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Gucinari
Italian leather, perforation detail, three eyelet.
Hand stitching on the soles too.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Italian leather, perforation detail, three eyelet.
Hand stitching on the soles too.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Seriously? That's the best you can do? Oh Plumdozer, you used to be cool.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:10, Reply)
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:10, Reply)
I can do better Al, but I'm using my phone so not so easy to type a 'devastating' putdown.
You've never thought I'm cool. But I was listening to Slayer earlier on.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:12, Reply)
You've never thought I'm cool. But I was listening to Slayer earlier on.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:12, Reply)
Don't
fall for it, Captain. I think he means scold rather than hold.
Of course, you could always call his bluff, whip out a kettle and scald the miniscule object.
Blame dyslexia.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:02, Reply)
fall for it, Captain. I think he means scold rather than hold.
Of course, you could always call his bluff, whip out a kettle and scald the miniscule object.
Blame dyslexia.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:02, Reply)
I'm not talking about your engorged cliterous here, it's my small penis i'm on about
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:15, Reply)
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:15, Reply)
I think he replied in the wrong place
because he's distracted by laying down some dirty beats and phat rhymes.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:06, Reply)
because he's distracted by laying down some dirty beats and phat rhymes.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:06, Reply)
He
gets his "D"s and his "B"s mixed up.
I blame the school he attended.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
gets his "D"s and his "B"s mixed up.
I blame the school he attended.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Are you suggesting he's actually into B&D rather than D&B?
Or is he playing D&D in a B&B?
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Or is he playing D&D in a B&B?
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
It's not D&B.
D&B is far far beyond my capabilities to mix. There are few greater pleasures in life though than hearing a well structured, well mixed D&B set.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
D&B is far far beyond my capabilities to mix. There are few greater pleasures in life though than hearing a well structured, well mixed D&B set.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
You're
right, Al but I reckon he's recording the high-pitched screams of the Chinese schoolgirls he's locked in his cupboard and is whipping with his chilli-wrapped cock.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
right, Al but I reckon he's recording the high-pitched screams of the Chinese schoolgirls he's locked in his cupboard and is whipping with his chilli-wrapped cock.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
I bet they are.
Would somebody please fetch me chocolate? kthxbai
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Would somebody please fetch me chocolate? kthxbai
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
There's
no chocolate, but there's some Clitoris Allsorts up there.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
no chocolate, but there's some Clitoris Allsorts up there.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
They're
seventy per cent clitoris butter. Made by Mills & Boon.
No, that's not right. Something and Green.
And it's maybe batter rather than butter.
I don't know, I'm getting old.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
seventy per cent clitoris butter. Made by Mills & Boon.
No, that's not right. Something and Green.
And it's maybe batter rather than butter.
I don't know, I'm getting old.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Would somebody please fetch me all the details of your boring life please?
Oh, that's right, they're already here.
What's up b3th? Why the need for chocolate?
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Oh, that's right, they're already here.
What's up b3th? Why the need for chocolate?
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
an X chromosome
What's up with you, baldy? Enjoy shitting in a field last weekend?
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
What's up with you, baldy? Enjoy shitting in a field last weekend?
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Not so much. Got very cold and wet which let to me missing two days of work this week feeling ill.
On the plus side I got to hang out with Clenders and BGB and sleep in my van, which always feels like a little adventure.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
On the plus side I got to hang out with Clenders and BGB and sleep in my van, which always feels like a little adventure.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)
I did have a shit whilst resting my well proportioned buttocks against the back of my van.
It was one of the most pleasant bowel movements I had all weekend as I could feel a gentle breeze wafting while I stared out over some green fields and a herd of Monkjack deer.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
It was one of the most pleasant bowel movements I had all weekend as I could feel a gentle breeze wafting while I stared out over some green fields and a herd of Monkjack deer.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Please
show your workings by means of the Brstol Stool Chart.
Actually, please don't.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
show your workings by means of the Brstol Stool Chart.
Actually, please don't.
( , Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
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