Would somebody please fetch me all the details of your boring life please?
Oh, that's right, they're already here.

What's up b3th? Why the need for chocolate?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

an X chromosome
What's up with you, baldy? Enjoy shitting in a field last weekend?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Not so much. Got very cold and wet which let to me missing two days of work this week feeling ill.
On the plus side I got to hang out with Clenders and BGB and sleep in my van, which always feels like a little adventure.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Excellent.
As you were.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)

I did have a shit whilst resting my well proportioned buttocks against the back of my van.
It was one of the most pleasant bowel movements I had all weekend as I could feel a gentle breeze wafting while I stared out over some green fields and a herd of Monkjack deer.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)

You're all class, Al.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Muntjack.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Pervert

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Please
show your workings by means of the Brstol Stool Chart.

Actually, please don't.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)