This week I are mostly...
... Working on a project/new product design for the Germsns. I will also be looking after my G/F after she has her knees injected with cortisone on wednesday.
Alt: Overdue a Knighthood? Gez McGovern, design director of Jaguar Landrover for designing the vehicles that got them out of the shit and into profit. He's a Coventry boy, went to my school (as did Clive Owen the actor).
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Just remembered
I will be going to the Central Ticket Office in Birmingham to sign a statement that:-
I am not Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
Mr Zeoma Orlukwu does not live at this adress and never has.
I have not registered a vehicle (Ford Focus Zetec reg no BL05FNR)at this address under the pseudonym Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.

I expect this could take some time.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Yes but you ARE Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
'Captain Placid' is just a nom de plume, you oaf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Damn! Maybe I might be Zeoma Orlukwu
*checks self*
Nope, I still seem to be the same guy depicted on my passport - a balding, bearded, overweight, middle-aged white bloke. I would suspect that Mr Orlukwu may not fit this description.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Racist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)