I expect to have a hangover on Sunday. What are your recommended cures?
Alt: salt and vinegar or cheese and onion?
Altalt: best app you can recommend?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:16, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Full sugar coke and sex
Alt: salt and vinegar. Cheese and onion crisps are disgusting and smell like men's feet.

Alt alt: bop it!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I've just smelt my feet, they smell of salt and vinegar.
Is this a Mars/Venus thing?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)

No it's a "have a wash you dirty fucking cunt" thing.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Drinking responsibly.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Boring.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)

those of us over 5' can handle more than a couple of jars of shandy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Yes we can.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Hah! The one time I met you
you were fall-down drunk.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Cheese and onion obviously, you poor sad deluded being.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Worcestershire sauce or roast beef and mustard crisps are the best.
Whenever I have a proper hangover I just stay in bed all day. Works for me.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I no longer suffer from crippling hangovers
Stick that in your oh woe is me i've spunked on the sheets and can't be arsed to move
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Hi Scarpe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

all bored out i'm afraid

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:29, Reply)

bored out=hole widened

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Pint of bleach. Trust me.
Alt: crisps are common
Alt alt: pardon?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

A can of coke,
a cold shower and a Bloody Mary or Michelada.
( wanderlust, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Walks.
Helps if it's cold. I always walk down Jesmond Dene on Sundays. The river walk is aces. Then at the bottom there's a pen full of alpacas, one of whom is called Gary. He's not there anymore and I'm genuinely a bit gutted. I've pulled two girls talking about Gary, no word of a lie.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Jesmond Dene is cool
They have goats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Goats can do one.
It annoys me Gary is gone. He was my in with girls. The replaced him with a llama for a while, now there's nothing there. Apparently otters live in the river but I've never seen any.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Pint of water and two ibuprofen. ..
then a bacon butty, or the whole fry-up.

alt: either as long as Walker's

altalt: opera mini
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Full English, big mug of strong tea
Also drink a pint of water before going to bed.

Alt: Salt and Vinegar every time.


AltAlt: Dolphin HD
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Altalt: Disovr Music is good.
As is the Accu Weather app, if only for the funny warnings it gives you like 'hair frizz risk' and whether it's suitable to go out skiing. So far in London it's always been 'poor' to go skiing. I'm not sure why. Score! Is fun as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Two pints of water before bed
One when you get up, and a massive fryup with all the trimmings. Fried tomato, bread, three rashers of bacon, three sausages, two fried eggs and a helping of beans usually does the trick.

Also, you won't need to eat for the rest of the day.

If you're feeling really ropey, look for something called diarolyte which will restore any wonky blood salt and electrolyte levels in your bloodstream. Also, tramadol. Best painkillers ever.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Black Pudding!
You've forgot the black pud!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)

^^this
dialoryte is v.good, is for dehydration so works on hangovers. Blackcurrant one is a bit sickly tho.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I've still got some sainsburys stuff from when I had the runs a while back
Very good for hangovers I've found.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Tea, 2 sugars, and marmite on toast
Enjoy them, then just relax for about half an hour. Clears me up every time.

Alt: Salt & Vinegar

Alt Alt: Dolphin Browser
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Does the marmite make you vomit up any remaining alcohol in your system?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)

No, for it is delicious

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)