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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, what famous dead person would you like to meet, and why?
Just been reading some stuff about Alan Turing, sounds a top bloke. Crypanalysis sounds way cool, in fact, it's making me consider a maths A-level, I just scraped O-level in it, which I consider shit.
On the subject of exams, do you have any opinion on the relative merits of GCSE v O-level, which is being considered?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:33, 223 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's bollocks and it won't come about
it's Micheal Gove posturing because he want's to a) be Tory leader after they fail at the general elections. b) wants everyone to have exactly the same 1960s education as he did, he'll start cloning his teachers next.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
he went to the same private school I did actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Michael or Alan?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Gove.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
From what I've read, Turing was more of a 'bottom bloke'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
One of Dick's Hatband Brigade.
Well yes, but it's not a crime nowadays. Except in Iran, Kenya and a few other countries.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)
It will always be a crime.

A CRIME AGAINST GOD AND AGAINST NATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
SO'S YOUR FACE.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Fiona Bruce.
For carnal reasons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Is she dead?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)
looking ropey these days

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
which is why I had to prevent her from getting any ropier.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:42, Reply)
she's in my basement as I type.
It's perfect in there, cool and dry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)
You make it sound like she should be handled with white gloves...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Einstein
Just as he looked both mental and brilliant

Mrs Cow is going to kill Gove. He knows absolutely nothing at all about education
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is nothing but a standard political trick..
"Leak" a ridiculous proposal for the media to savage, then quietly bring out a less barking version that's what you intended doing all along and no-one will say a word.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
thanks freefair.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)
wut??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
you have the same level of political nous as freefair does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)
ah, a fellow cynic then.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:51, Reply)
he's a 16 year old, Thatcher supporting deluded child.
Hope this helps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
time is a great healer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)
not for her, she has dementia.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Unfortunately for you
he's more of a 'slightly retarded schoolboy'.

Sorry to be the etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)
he always bested CQ in their tedious political exchanges
I used to lol at that
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
not difficult though, is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
may CQ rest in peace
he never could move on from the fixation about his pube face
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
The Wilf Lunn of /OT
RIP Phil Fogg, RI muthafuckin P.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I killed him with my terrible, relentless trolling.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I do hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
i've missed the goss there, I had presumed it was a made up departure, following on from his hit made up banning
has he had a full breakdown and fucked off?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
He said he'd properly left on 'Face Book' I am told.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)
i still don't know why he went from being so much of my biggest fan he was practically an anal limpet to hating me so much he had to leave
i guess that's just what i get for not hanging around afterwards to sign autographs

:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I think he is a little unhinged.
I would suggest the 'cuckoo hand gesture' here but from past experience I think it best if I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
i just don't get what twirling your finger round your temple has to do with cuckoos

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
DON'T START THIS AGAIN.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
look, i can see why it means 'insane'
but it has nothing to do with cuckcoos, surely a cuckoo gesture would be sticking your tonuge out and going 'cuck-oo, cuck-oo'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I'll have to put that down to Kroney, it's always the quiet ones who turn out to be Jeffrey Dahmer

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I bullied him off the board.
He's just lucky he didn't end up face down in the local Lido.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Stop ruining everyone's enjoyment of this board
there's always some cunt who takes it too far
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)
ALSO CAN I HAVE A LINK TO THIS TERRIBLE INCIDENT

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
He deleted it in a fit of pissiness.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
oh, fucking well gay

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
It wasn't all that.
I was mildly negative in a thread he asked people to only post positive stuff in. He counted to 10 and deleted the thread. Everyone called him a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
a positive only thread in /ot?
what's the worst that could happen?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
No replies?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
FUCKING HELL I'M PRESSING F5 HERE BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I read that as Lidl.
And wondered about the supermarket relavance.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)
The dead dog I saw in the Regent's Canal could have done that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
he'd make great tv if he turned up rambling on question time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Jesus (not the bowler)
I don't know why, because he wouldn't understand me. I don't understand him and this crazy cult he has begot (beget?) but I'm always open to new ideas and stuff.

The GCSE thing is a big mess of nothingness. Tories being tories, doing shit and fucking about like the frilly0shirted fuckers they are. There's probably something far more insidious being slipped under the carpet whilst this toffee-nosed fucker is pointing at the big ape on the building.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)
begat

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Fuck sake! Thanks Monts

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
how can he be a begat if he's a bender?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I don't know, how can he be a begat if he's a bender?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
If he takes rather than gives

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
If who takes rather than gives?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Hey Sporters, why did James Bond take viagra?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
I know not

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
So he could Timothy Dalton
No!, I mean Pierce...aw, fuck, not him either. Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
it was wordplay on the word bigot
maybe your a big racist, i don't know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Do you mean homosexuals can't be racist or am I picking this up wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
your ruining my internet :(((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'm not sorry you appear distressed because I don't know who you are
but I'm willing to chat about your problems if it'll make you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
thanks, i think it would help
i wasn't implying gays couldn't be racist, i just wanted to make a begat/bigot joke

sorry if i have spoiled your day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
No that's cool buddy, I thought I'd upset you or something
Bloody internet, eh? Can't do something, can't do something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
bloody gays

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Oh, hang on
You DO have something against the homosexuals? I think you're headed down the wrong path there friend, it's not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
i was just messing with you
do you want me to start adding smileys to my posts to make myself easier to read?

:)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I'm not on the ball today but I don't think smileys would help your posts, no

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
you've hurt my feelinds >:(
i'm putting you on ignore
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
No no, hang on, that wasn't my intention
I think you're picking me up wrong here
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
can't see this, your on ignore you bully

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I'd like to meet Madeline McCann so I can ask who did the off on her.
It would put an end to the argument me and my mates always end up having in the pub. I'm not sure why the topic always pops up, besides the fact most of us are nonces.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
well obviously it was the parents, portugal said so

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Or that other bloke down the road
Or his mum
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
nah, portugal said they were ok, it was definitely that scragfaced mccann woman

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Steve McQueen
Just because I'm pretty sure he was the coolest man who ever lived. Or who will ever live.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Very few people can make a cardigan look cool

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I actually can't think of another person who doesn't look a right cunt in a cardi.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
See below. You are wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Fair point.
That's two people, ever, that haven't looked cuntish in cardigans.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Starsky as in 'and Hutch' says you're wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Very few
Not one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I bet Nathan Larson looks good in a cardigan

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
He was a bit fame hungry by all accounts
Nowhere near as cool as Yul Brynner
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I can forgive that.
Massively talented? Yep. Fighter? Check? Le Mans racer? Yep. Stuntman? You betcha.

Yul Brynner can do one.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Ah but Yul Brynner is also a champion swimmer.


That *is* Yul Brynner, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Silly Monty.
Duncan Goodhew is not Yul Brynner!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Robot Swimmer murders Adlington

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Ah. Gosh. I feel such a fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Keith Moon bought a beach house next door to McQueen.
He refused point blank to talk to Moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Is that 'cos Moon was a cock?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
He was a very, very funny cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
maybe he was a LUNARTIC

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE ABOUT THE MOON!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
wkd

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
"Course I do you dick"
Is what my granddad said to me when I asked if he knew who Steve McQueen was the other day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
haha!
I like your granddad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
He is the most ace man on the planet.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Wow this place is a hive of fuck all today
What was the last song you listened to? Why is it shit/great?

I'm listening to Groovebird by Natural Born Grooves because it is groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
as it was next on my iTunes

EDIT:
Live at Woodstock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Good choice.
I'm going to have a look around on YouTube. And find some obscure 60s psychedelia.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k63m54fu6QM
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I was enjoying that,
until I saw Lords Of The New Church covered it.
Arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Edit, this'll keep me entertained for the forseeable.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWDv-H6JJ38
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Stiv Bators = cock

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a good one
I have his ultimate collection CD on CD. I like the one about chopping down a mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
You want the Winterland box set that came out last year.
It's incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I find that I more of a sampler of great musicians
Greatest hits packages are as far as I need to go. Thanks for the recommendation anyway, it's nice when people do that, get all passionate about the things they like. I can nod in appreciation at shit like that even if it's not really my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
got somebody that i used to know on now
we went back to gaydio because we ran out of songs ont he spotyfi
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
An amazing edit of Sandy Mercer - You Are My Love

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
That's pretty funky so far Barry
I'm listening to one that has "(walter gibbons)" at the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
My mate's edit of it is far superior to the original
soundcloud.com/captainturtle/sandy-mercer-you-are-my-love
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
That was better

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is getting caned right now as well
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgVfDaZSW18
I love Little Dragon's voice.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Apparently Cameron was kept in the dark about the GCSE thing.
According to cunty Clegg anyhoos.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
bollocks
great big fat hairy scabies-ridden elephant bollocks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Enough about you Q
Watgo on?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
right now i'm arguing with a client regarding the suspension of an agreement we made through the courts
i have documents and shit to back me up, he has fuck all, i'm kicking his arse
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Give me his number, Q.
I sort it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)
done him up like a kipper i have, we'll be expecting a large cheque in the near future
or he'll be getting a swift kick in the nuts from liz's finest
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Children should be beaten to better results
and buggered into sporting greatness
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I see it worked for you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Hmmmm
Wouldn't mind meeting Spike Milligan. He'd be good company for a dinner party.

Also, I think it's all quite ridiculous swapping GCSEs out for O-Levels, considering it was the Tory's idea in the first place.

Silly bastards.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I stumbled across his grave once

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I was waiting for a punchline.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
so was i

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)
"I told you I was ill"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
The biggest waste of time in politics is the blame game
It achieves fuck all and moves the country on not one single jot. I don't agree with what the tories are doing now but what they did in the eighties means fuck all now unless you've got a delorean and a big fucking gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Jesus, every time
I have been lolling at this image today - i.imgur.com/cLGyo.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
If only there was a wall SOMEWHERE without a massive metal box attached

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I cannae see it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
AHM BLIND MAN!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Haway! Fooking paintball man, I cannit see!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Hah, brilliant.
Quite popular in the office too.

As an aside, my colleague just asked me what cholera is.

Oh dear.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Leave a glass of water on the window sill for a few months then show them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I'll make him drink it if he asks such a stupid question like that again.
He asked me who Elvis Presley was the other day. He doesn't know what goatse and tubgirl are either- yet.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Or simply drink the water in Whitechapel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Did she want you shooow me?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I get this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
i don't think its unreasonable to not know what cholera is

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Foreigner's z z z z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
steal our wives and take our jobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
+ and smell funny
I'm looking at you Kroney
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I'd certainly smell funny after
taking *your* wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:31, Reply)
you smell of my spunk
after you'd stirred my porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:36, Reply)
He positively reeks of Galoises and garlic.
And white feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:31, Reply)
and merde, never forget "le glace de merde"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
What, like supermarket own brand?
That's not often very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Oh man the Jim davison blog highlights are great
www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/06/07/the-best-of-jim-davidsons-blog/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Oh good lord, where to start...
Why is he proud of a book that he fucked up?
The Queen is an easy shot but "black people" aren't

etc etc

have you read ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ it pulls together the genius of "have your say" columns
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Yes, he has read it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I think he might write it, with Al

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I've not read that before, and won't do again.
How fucking dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
tbh, it used to be much funnier
it was simplier and took the piss out of racists and bigots, as with most left leaning things it is now suffocting under the weight of it's smugness
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
More your level
www.upvcwindow.org.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
"you buy one, you get one free"
I knew i'd seen Monty somewhere before

www.emeraldfrog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/safestyle-original-bogof-300x235.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I disagree. Bit dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I think that's what makes it so pathetic
it manages to be ignornat, racist and stupid as well as being dull, not easy to achieve
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I know! I make it look easy but actually it's not!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
(yawn)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)
^ see?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
now your being racist against blind people, nice one Mont

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
We should burn out his eyes with molten metal as a punishment
semms pretty reasonable to me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Fire can't harm a dragon

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Sorry i don't speak nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Game of Thrones,
the MOST IMPORTANT telly show for ages.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
i saw something about whales last night but I had only recorded 9 minutes of it
so i watched the woman in Black instead, which was scarey
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I went to a pub with friends.
It wasn't "scarey"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Most important as in
'it is most important that I am out when that's on'

That said Wilko Johnson is in it, I think. That's well fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I've said it before and I'll say it again,
you would really enjoy it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
What channel is it on?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Sky atlantic.
Or "stolen from the internet" more likely.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Not on my shit-arse computer it's not.
I have frightful trouble with anything. My C drive is so full I have to run C Cleaner all the fucking time, and there doesn't appear to be anything I can delete to make space.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Do you have a laptop or a PC?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
It is a laptop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
delete your 'C:\Windows\System' folder, reboot
problem solved
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Do not do this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I'll delete your ability to have children in a fucking minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)
lol
first click today
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
actually i think thats a lie, i liked one of b3th's posts to make her like me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I'm sure it worked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
woop!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Arse
You could have added a new drive on a PC

What size is the disk?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
9" soft, 12 'unfurled'.


Real answer: not a fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
An external harddrive is your friend and they are dirt cheap these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I have one full of music,
the problem isn't data storage, it's program files, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)
There will be loads of shite on it you can get rid of, I'm sure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
That sounds worng to me, how many programs does one cranky old luddite need?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
My laptop is v old.
It's probably updates and shit but I don't know what I can and can't delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
double click 'My Computer'
click on 'C:\'

to the left it will show storage, 110gb used 2mb unused etc
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I have a D Drive with shit all-on it I think. I moved my pictures etc to there.
I really am hopeless at this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
You fucking sound like it.
D drive is your CD drive you useless berk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
hahaha
tell me this, i sometimes have an E drive sometimes not, where doe it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)
USB stick

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
You'll find it's oddly synchronised with whenever you put a pen drive in.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I DID THINK THAT WAS WIERD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Plug in usb stick or your phone or whatever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
No it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Someone's created two partitions on your hard drive then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Most laptops come with a D partition these days for recovery and that shit. He's running vista so its likely
I haven't had a cd drive as drive d for about 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
It's unlikely his ancient laptop has two physical drives.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
It's probably four years old.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
yeah my PC has that
half the harddrive is used as back-up, he can probably change that and double his storage
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

this shit finances
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Yes.
Yes you are. Get Kroney on the case next time he is round.

He should be able to swap shit round so you can use the d: drive for data
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)
The only times when he's round I am out of my tiny mind
and not in a position to deal with that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Swipe was whinging at me about hers after pizzabash.
Maybe I'll do a sort of door-to-door Flying Doctors style ambulance service one Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I'll buy you some snails or whatever it is you people like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Yeah, I'll do that.
We'll go for beers afterwards or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

buyfind in the park
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
You could do this bit FIRST
then get out of your head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Yeah that'll happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)

1:invite him over
2: keep him there over night
3: 5am floor rape him
4: ????????
5: profit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
what if it's a water dragon?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
BREAKING NEWS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18532670
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)
OH MAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)
chomp should jsut give up now then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

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