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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Everyone says Jeff is a bender
But I reckon he's alright, probably.
Tell the group your real life experiences of thedogfucker.

Alt: Anyone feel up to letting Cavy or Blousie cop a feel? Go on, it's been ages...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:28, 174 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Fucking hell.
This is a bit personal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Sorry, I've had a couple of beers now
And it was the best I could come up with at short notice.

EDITED INTO ENGLISH
Stupid iPad.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
*sobs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I've met him
once he was very drunk, the other time he was less drunk.

alt: it's been FOR EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I suspect he'll try to touch my bottom when I finally meet him.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I'd say the chances are quite high.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
You filthy pervert

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)
I deal in facts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)
hahahahhahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Tangers is a massive quender.
FACT!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I knew I had one person I could rely on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
He's your bumlover.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Sometimes the truth hurts...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)

the truth bumlove
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is so true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Is that an REM song?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)
No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This time next week, I'll have seen Primal Scream again.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)
at the Roses, right?
The only good lineup at those gigs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)
I suspect those gigs will be dreadful

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
I hope so.
If they are good, I'll be a bit annoyed. I expect them to be dire.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
There is a good chance of this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Yarp. At the Roses.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
They'll nearer beat the classic line-up
Of Brown, Mounfield, Maddix, Ibrahim and Ippinson from Reading '96
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)
agreed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
FFS is it the autocorrect or the beer making my typing so shit?
*never
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
So what does the rest of the weekend hold in store for you Tangles?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Yet more quending, obvs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I'm not coming to York.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
*does a face*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Anything is a bonus on the lucky escape I had
The missus originally planned for us to go camping this weekend, but I insisted that it was a shit idea and we've compromised by not going.
I imagine she'll drag me and the wee tangles along to some shite or other tomorrow and I'll moan and complain all the way round.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)
You are probably worse than the kids.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
They don't have to make the packed lunches and drive there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Totally worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)
You shampoo plugging spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)
The little fat one - yeah probably
The taller skinny one - no
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
HE LIED TO ME

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
in the most hilarious way possible

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Actually LOLarious

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
You bender.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I'm so gay for you Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I'm calling YOU a bender for using the term 'LOLarious'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
It's a fair comment
Albeit from a bender.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:09, Reply)
*BURN*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I apologise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Jeff is lovely.
This is fact.

Still a bender, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
oh, you're all heart.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Talking of hearts.
Did you hear that the eco-warrior Swampy died last week? He had a heart-attack. The hospital suggested a bypass, but he protested.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Even with all of this abuse, I can still find a gag.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)
that's because you live in a sex dungeon

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Says the woman with the sex shed

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
well it's certainly full of wood

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
He's awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Evening beautiful.
How do's?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Thank you Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
It's ok.
I am a bit drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Why do you treat me so badly?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
probably because you're a bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I have heard that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I hate you.
I hope you come second in the pub quiz on Sunday.

There. I've said it now. AND I'M NOT TAKING IT BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:04, Reply)
*backs away, before it all kicks off*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:05, Reply)
We made the momentous decision tonight that we will stay at home on Sunday night
and watch England get humped.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
The only thing in your house that WILL be getting humped this weekend with your attitude.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)
tell me about it...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)
*bit drunk fives*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Never met Jeff
I have met BGB, she's ace.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
No need to blush
You're great. I will brook no dissent. Anyone who says different is a twuntyquendoidarsebadger.
Trufax
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
*grins*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
she is lovelyping

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Lovelyping is the new awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
If it is, then I'll claim the 'original' lovelyping
However, I fear it won't be worth anything if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Like a stick of rock

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
I think I may have found the only ACTUAL FACT on the whole internet, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I live to give
And it is true. She's great!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I couldn't possibly damage his internet credibility
so I shall just say that he's alright for a cider-fueled liability.
(berk, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Tsk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:00, Reply)
What?
that was a compliment! If you look hard enough..
(berk, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
'alright' it was a 'alright' compliment because you said I was 'alright'.
It's a veiled Barrymore of a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Would you prefer it if I told everyone you've got lovelyping through you like a stick of rock?

(berk, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)
If I understood what you were saying, I might agree (or not).

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:09, Reply)
lovelyping!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I wish I had lovelyping

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)
you gotta earn that lovelyping shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)
I've got no fucking idea what a lovelyping is.
I'm not sure I want one though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
b3th does

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I WANT LOVELYPING!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I think berk has some to give out

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
There's lovelyping for you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)
What's a lovelyping?
edit - my phone is fucking stupid and this has nothing to do with booze whatsoever. I said, would you prefer it if I told everyone you've got lovely written through you like a stick of rock?
(berk, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
You tell us
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1649799
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
about $5

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I don't know, but I want one

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
You were lovelyping too, as I recall

(berk, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Have you decided what Lovelyping means yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Shut up, I'm lovelyping! It's official now and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Not a scooby
it's nice though, whatever it is.
(berk, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Well done you for inventing a word that everyone likes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:23, Reply)
That's probably the highlight of my week, that.

(berk, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Being called a Lovelyping is in my top 40 of this week.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Only top 40? :(

(berk, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:45, Reply)
I've had a busy week.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:54, Reply)
So've I
I don't have a top 40.
(berk, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Me neither, truth be told.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 0:04, Reply)
^ The ladies of b3ta love Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Fag-hags
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:00, Reply)
so do the men.
And the chicks, as previously established, dig me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
*Citation needed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
*see below

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Jeff's a massive quendoid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Takes one to know one.
No returns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:05, Reply)
:(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Jeff's alright for a mod.
reasonable personal hygiene, decent enough at having it large.

Terrible puns though.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Hooray! I was thinking about you earlier today.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)
^ Wank lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Did it make you feel all tingly and special

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Nice thoughts I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Just wondering how you are : )
Of course Monty is never backwards at coming forwards at letting us all know when he's feeling shit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Don't I knows it.
Reading his posts on here is the closest I've come to seeing him in a week. He's a miserable sod so it's been a welcome break working 12 hour days. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Well, look forward to the grumpy sod having a headache on Sunday.
You might as well get involved. You can both suffer together then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:27, Reply)
I'm not overly thrilled about the thought of a hungover Monty.
Anyone would think he was wasting away from terrible canceraids. Not just a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Well, he might have that as well, Stunned will be out.
Who knows what goes on in that bromance.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Enough action to break a sofa

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:43, Reply)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Woo! A FRIEND!!!
Will you be joining us tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I didn't think I was allowed.
I may be having a late, champagne fuelled late lunch/early diner with a friend tomorrow depending on how rough she feels. (It's her 40th today I've just left her in the pub barely standing) So ummmm maybe
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:22, Reply)
You'll be at the right level of spannered to get involved then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I think I'll need more than a bottle of sparkles to find you lot amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:27, Reply)
True.
Try being us. We'll have to get EuroWankered just to tollerate each other for a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Try being me and having to live with one of you.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:34, Reply)
hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:38, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:54, Reply)
You're up late.
I'm thinking of turning in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Two things have happened in this thread.
One. Tangles was right in the last thread. We can't be having two Friday evening threads.

Two. It's all about the Lovelyping.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:18, Reply)
That's lovelyping!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)
I like how it's all about the Jefflove and lovelyping
but no one's offered to let me cop a feel yet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Oh, for god's sake.
Here, cop one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:22, Reply)
I wasn't looking for boobies
but I guess beggars can't be choosers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:24, Reply)
They can.
Fucking veggie homeless bastards.

'Can I get you a sandwich mate?'
'Please. But no meat. Oh, and I don't like egg or cheese'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:28, Reply)
i want a sandwich
I want it to have eggs and bacon in it, maybe sausage. Or a Gregg's bacon and cheese savory roll

*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:35, Reply)
A Greggs, bacon and cheese savory roll between two slices of bread?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:37, Reply)
right now, yes.
It's all very well cooking nice things to make me healthy but I sometimes require fatty stodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:38, Reply)
You called?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:42, Reply)
you aren't allowed to answer that
i heard you lost even more weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:43, Reply)
I'm still a housewhale

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:46, Reply)

I have arrived.
more exciting updates as they happen.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Bob!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Ah Jeffers my fine fellow, how goes it?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Tops Bob.
It's been a busy week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:35, Reply)

When you off to London?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Tomorrow.
At some point. You're more than welcome to get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:42, Reply)

iN wALEs mate, but thanks, say hello to the chaps for me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:51, Reply)
no.way.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:30, Reply)

good evening fair maiden
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:32, Reply)
*curtseys*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:39, Reply)

WHAT'S NEW?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)
lovelyping
and a craving for a gregg's sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:42, Reply)
no.way.
ma-na-na-nah
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Fucker

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:36, Reply)
:-)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:38, Reply)
You're lucky you're lovelyping

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)
I'm all about the Lovelyping.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:42, Reply)
I thought you were all about the quending

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Fool. With pity.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I don't need your pity

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I think it's bedtime
stay lovelyping, people!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:49, Reply)
Night, Cap'n

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Lovelyping
Sounds like a nice Welsh microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 23:54, Reply)

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