Are there any songs that've made you cry?
Either due to their emotional power or because it reminds you of the time Smelly Becky let you finger her behind the sports hall and the Dallas moved into your digit path and guided them around the Red October and into Stellan's chocolate starfish and that song was playing on the radio?

Alt: Best thing you ever got in a kinder egg

Altalt: You've got a pint glass and the choice of anything to fill it before the end of the world or some shit, what do you fill it with?
(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I'd fill it with nsympathy replies

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

nknock nyourself nout, nape

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Are they the followup band to nsync?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

That song 'shit thread' always makes me blub.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Do you have it on vinyl?

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

101 replies more. I love that song

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

cannonball by damian rice hurts me in my heart

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Where does is say how many people are ignoring you?
Does it specify the fuckers?
(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I've got mod powers
i can see you only have 2 ignorers, well done you
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Oh, that's not too bad
Thank you
(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

oh oh, do I have any?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

you've got six
some mod's messing with my account tho

i posted those as quentin
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

6 not bad, although I'm not sure I believe you or know who you are

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

i dunno who i am either anymore, weird shit gwan

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Do you share PC's?

(PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

nope, i have my own PC
miles from anyone else's
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Louise must have logged on on your PC while you were away from your desk then.
Risky behaviour after her warning the other day.
Are you going to escalate this to a written warning?
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

the written warning has already happened
she couldn't have been near my desk, i think there was a glitch in the matrix
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

What about me?
I do hope so.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Dignitas is what Monty and Kroney need, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

19, sorry stunned
dunno why they all hate you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I've got 52

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

52 what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

pence

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

*dreams*

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

must be saving up for a haircut

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Problems but a cash surplus ain't one.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

*hits monty*

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

i tried to think of a fifty cent joke

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Me too
I guess no-one managed it then.
(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

maybe he's going to the CANDY SHOP

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Of course he is

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

that was a well good joke

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

i prefer the little mix version on 12"

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)

jesus, that's one group of young women who are only fit for the abbatoir

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Hi the truth fairy
Long time, no see.
( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

what the?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I don't cry, I'm dead inside.

(PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

altalt
Brewdog Hardcore IPA.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

9%. Is it also a pleasant drink?

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I've tried a few of theirs, running from about 7% to about 10%
All were surprisingly light and drinkable.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

All their stuff is good....
once you get past the daft names and the blurb the beers are truly excellent. Proper flavours etc. Tescos and Sainsburys sell some of them,although my other half ordered me a mixed box last year which was all very nice indeed.
Hardcore IPA is very tasty indeed, but for drinking slowly and appreciating, not chucking down your neck as fast as possible.
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

you're so waki!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)

How so "Prison Shoes"?

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

No
Alt, a ukelele
Alt Alt, several small ukeleles
( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

But then the pint glass would look massive

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

No, its far away

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Glad we 'beered' that up

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

If it was closer I guess it would be lager

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

i was still right about that, you trolling git

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

When they let the queers get a proper marriage do you want to get hitched?

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

to whom?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Another queermo I guess, I'm already married to a female

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

i'd put out way more than she does

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

You say that but once the ring was on your finger you'd become frigid

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

depends on the type of ring
;)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Hmmmm if it was either from me the result would be the same

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

i'd finger your bum any day, every day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Did you know that the reason all the bbc weather girls are ugly munters is because they only hire qualified meteorologist
Whereas the other channels realise that even thick as pigshit eye candy can be trained to read an auto cue
( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

it annoys me how young and pretty newswomen are these days

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Because you are no longer young or pretty?

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

well, yeah
:'O(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I still love you

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

thank you, i am still a human being after all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

allegedly

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

being after all (or aaamm I dancer?)
(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Don't diss my close personal friend Laura Tobin.

(PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Alright she can be the exception that proves the rule or something or other cos she is quite fit

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I want to stab the chirpy bird that does it in the morning
just to shut her up
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

That's not true
there's a blonde girl called Wendy who's very pretty.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Wendy Hurrell
She cheats, shes not a meteorologist
( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

So your premise is wrong, then.

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

She's a regional presenter, they don't count

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Is she not a BBC weather girl?
You said BBC weather girls are all munters and qualified meteorologists. I am asking merely for information.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

She's classed as a bbc presenter
I should have been more specific and said BBC Weather network presenters. Should I edit for clarification?
( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

i can't stand all this back-tracking lately
I CAN'T STAND IT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Nah, I don't care really.
I'm just acting out because I'm bored and tired.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Is Ross Noble Funny



( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

IT was FUNNY WHEN HIS HOUSE BURNED DOWN

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

No
Alt Alt: Fraoch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Bless you.

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

5,6,7,8 by Steps
It moves me (bowels)

Alt:
Shit chocolate

AltAlt:
A pint of freezing cold Tanquerry Gin and tonic with loads of ice
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Why waste space with tonic?

( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I like it

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I thought I didn't like Gin and Tonic for years before I realised I don't like tonic
I now drink my Gin a'la 1984
( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Why has my ham sandwich not made the popular page
why am i so unloved
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You should probably use more caps lock

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

YES THAT'LL BE IT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

*clicks*

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

cos you forgot the top slice of bread

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

iT WAS TOO COMPLICATED FOR THE FATTIES TO FOLLOW

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

YOU NEED TO BE EXPLICIT IN YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, LIKE YOUR TALKING TO A 5 YEAR OLD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

FUCK OFF DENZEL

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR MUSTARD

(Set your faces to Stunned. Dignitas is what Monty and Kroney need, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

i LIKE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE MUSTARD
i BIN KICKING MYSELF ABOUT IT SINCE I POSTED
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

John Lydon will be on Question Time tonight
it's going to be embarrassing
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

*texts sky plus*

(Set your faces to Stunned. Dignitas is what Monty and Kroney need, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I wonder if he'll say Fuck?

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

What a fucking rotter.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Dignitas is what Monty and Kroney need, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

You durr'y baaarstard.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)

It's pathetic and cliched I know, but Harry Chapin's Cat's In The Cradle leaves me a wreck.


And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"



And fuck you for making me think of it again today.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Cliched? I thought it was sentimental claptrap.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Dignitas is what Monty and Kroney need, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

That too.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

TRANSFORMERS 3 wHEN oPTIMUS DIES ALWAYS gETS ME, DONT WORRY SCARPE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

omg optimus dies in transformers 3???
:'((((((((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

MEGATRON GOT THE ALL SPARK, AND THERE WERE PYRAMIDS ALTHOUGH THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SECOND ONE AND THERE'S A BIG FIGHT AND STUFF

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

he died in the second one but they brought him back
he's a bloody truck, new engine and oil filter, sorted
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

IM WAITING FOR THE PORNO VERSION

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

It's Sentinel Prime that dies in the 3rd film.
FFS.
(Set your faces to Stunned. Dignitas is what Monty and Kroney need, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)

TRANNIE FIRMERS!

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

TRANSWHOREMERS

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

EDWARD PENISHANDS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES

(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Inside Lydia's Ass.
Total hardbody.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

he died in the comics.
IIRC, he was in a video game, he caused some in-game characters to die so he nobly committed suicide.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

shut up, dozey

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

s'all true Q-Dog

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

and grammatically all of the place.
'It's been sure nice talking to you'?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

over the place?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I think he's quoting 'Joe Dolce' here

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Shaddapa ya face.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Dignitas is what Monty and Kroney need, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

indeed

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Sweet.

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Nah, their's was 'Blockbuster'.
FACT: Bob Holness played the sax solo on that.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

LOL

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Nah, theirs was 'Blockbuster'.
FACT: Bob Holness played the sax solo on that.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

In stereo

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

me too
But then again I got a lump in my throat when I first listened to Johnny Cash's version of If You Could Read My Mind.

It's achingly beautiful.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Really? I got a lump in my trousers.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I got that from his cover of I See a Darkness

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

*cries*
*listens to Ugly Kid Joe*
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I'm veering towards the 'really embarrassingly poor heap of saccharine sub-literate shit' here.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Really?
I thought this'd be right up your street.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)

FATHERS4JUSTISS.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Ice Cube's Check Yo Self (The Messsge mix) makes me cry great wet bitter tears of helplessness.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Shotgun bullets are bad for your health.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

he's a sage old nigga

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

i ALWAYS CRY WHEN GHOST IS ON TV
oR TRANSFORMERS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Cybertron. 4 eva in hour hartz.

(Set your faces to Stunned. Dignitas is what Monty and Kroney need, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

ME TOO, POOR OLD 'MR CLAYPOLE' AND HIS AIDS.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Klaff Inside the Red Box!
Ooops
( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I always cry when I play "Today was a Good Day" by Ice Cube
I really identify with that song. It's about a calm day in amongst all the intergang warfare of his inner city life. It make me cry to think of all those wasted lives bleeding out onto the streets of the ghetto. I say a prayer to God to keep all my friends safe and then I go outside and pour out a bottle of Merlot into next door's flowerbed in memory of fallen homies. Like Sebastien, who got accidentally hit by a twelve-gauge on the last pheasant shoot, or Jessica's cat "King Charles", who got run over by her Dad's reversing Bentley.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Pee Oh Tee Dee

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

It's such a tragedy
That Bentley was a beautiful car. Now it's got all cat bits in the suspension.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

You awarded me that once.
Greatest day of my life.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Do you still get a £5 WHSmith voucher when you win?

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Shit
I'm still waiting for mine
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I wanted Our Price vouchers :(

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Woolworths is where all the kool kids shop

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

So where do you shop? LOL!

( tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

There must be a queue in there
I can't get through the doors
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Monty's funds ran out.
The prize is now a fondle round the back of Tayyabs.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

HOT DAMN

( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

congratulations on your prize, K Dizzle

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I didn't even cry when my dad died
I'm not crying over some shit song

Oh hang on, yeh Rebecca Blacks Friday
( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

No blacks on weekends

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I just found a picture of Agnostic Antichrist wearing Stockings, Suspenders and a Thong
That made me cry!
( PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

...OUR FATHER
MNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

*spunks*
( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Viz still makes me lol
What's the difference between a goth girl and a goth guy?

About ten stone.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Pretenders - I go to sleep
AltAlt: Saffron. As we stagger across the post-apocalyptic wasteland I will be able to trade properly seasoned Asian Cuisine for guns, women and alcohol-fuelled kit-cars covered with spikes.
( The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)

You've thought about this one

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)