I used to hang out with A listers
Well, mainly Z-listers in reality. I'd go to all the crazy parties and meet all the new novelty chart acts.

It wasn't long until I met a true intellectual equal and while all the other party guests were on the laughing candy, I argued long and hard about the need for a good LBW defense stroke, the triviality of Tolkien, the genius of Presidents Bush & Bush. Yes, that one from the Cheeky Girls was truly my perfect woman.

We started seeing each other in more formal occasions outside of the Soho set and before long I was going on double dates with her twin sister and her bloke. It would happen too frequently as it turned out eventually stifling our relationship.

Yes folks, my love suffered as a result of Oft Opik.

w00t my first punnage.
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

* spang *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:42, Reply)