Profile for Tchmilfan:
a member for 11 years, 1 month and 18 days
has posted 25 messages on the main board
has posted 2 messages on the talk board
has posted 9 messages on the links board
(including 2 links)
has posted 1 stories and 2 replies on question of the week
They liked 22 pictures, 5 links, 0 talk posts, and 8 qotw answers.

All that in 11 years?

Woah. Steady on.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:41, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

it's almost like some people have better things to do
not us though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Not tonight at least.
Currently baking a gammon for Christmas & making sure this mutt hasn't shat anywhere indoors.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)

It's a quiet life.

I rely on you lot to provide the entertainment... a bit like a monkey enclosure, but with more shit.

ooh get her.
( Tchmilfan, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:48, Reply)

There is plenty of shit around here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Used to look after the landlady's Briard dog. An oversized version that had all kinds of guts/arse problems.

Came home once to find a 2 foot wide pancake of slurry.

Dry heaves were involved.
( Tchmilfan, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:56, Reply)

I can manage dealing with my daughter's nappies ok, but it's taken a couple of years to get to that point.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)

your landlady's dog is Gonz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:59, Reply)