I have fixed her issues
Her issues were she didn't know the right password, rather than ITS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU PRICK as she started off at
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alt: it was all fine until...
the butler in the buff turned up. the bride - who is a drama queen, but in her defence had been drinking all day - disliked this turn of events. and made her preferences known to the bridesmaids ("YOU'VE RUINED MY HEN DO!") and to the butler ("YOU LOOK ABOUT 12. AND YOUR ARSE IS TOO SMALL. (it wasn't))
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Strippers
Classy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

there was no cock action
just a man in an apron with a bare chest and bum serving sandwiches and drinks. i'm not going to lie to you, i wouldn't have chosen it, but there was no need to be rude to the poor man and make a fuss!

plus he drove there in a brand new TVR. clearly there is some money in having a buff bum.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

TVRs haven't been manufactured for several years, so it can't have been a new one.
You fucking idiot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

oh i don't know
i didn't see it myself. the bridesmaids ran in and reported it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I hope you used the you're-a-useless-retard tone of voice that translates as I-completely-understand-coulda-happened-to-anyone
The amount of time I've wasted with phone support, remote desktopping and ridiculously detailed screenshots just because cunts can't accept they're fucking retards that can't remember a six letter word.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Her password was her username......
I'll leave it at that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)