usually a straw

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:36, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Is that what you call it?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

no
he calls it "doctor troll".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

You know - 'Tubey drinky sucky mouth', c'mon doc!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I've had a hard morning.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Breakfast buffet again?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)

No, patient problems, the alcohol dependent whos been evicted. Bloody tragic.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Should have paid his rent, rather than drinking it.
Perhaps it's tragic, but it's also his own bloody fault.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Wasnnt just rent, it was the condition of his property, he just couldn't cope.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

What a pathetic person.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Some people need a bit extra help, we're not all copers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Yeah, poor dear with his self inflicted addiction that comes from a lifetime of failure :(

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

He was a very successful person but a lot of shit happened.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)

A lot of shit happens to everybody, every day.
Most aren't wilting fannies about it. At least have the commitment to kill yourself properly without wasting everybody's time and money.

Edit: And fucking cider too, the man's clearly got no pride in his work.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

judging people is FUN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Did you kill him?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

No, we're referring him to a detox unit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Buy him a bottle to help him settle in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

An empty one, just to taunt him.
Actually, if he's that far advanced he probably won't be able to figure out whether he's already drunk it or not.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

6litres of strong cider a day.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

We've all been there 'jason52'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I never
but working up to it
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)