Needs moar doner kebab meat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:38, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

there is a good kebab van down the road,
good enough to eat sober, but ladypig is always so down on kebabs when sober. I always get a super big one drun just so i can have it for breakfast.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Doners are fucking excellent.
Our dog is a big fan.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

your dog has excellent taste.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:51, Reply)

He has.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)

My dogs only eat kibble and their own poo,
And absolutely anything on the floor in the park and slippers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)

My friend's stupid dog nearly killed itself trying to get a tasty scrap in the park
It was a fucking dried up teabag. Greedy bastard. Still, less bent than your dogs, I think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Fuck off about my dogs.
They're small, and daft, but they're ace. I've got one of them to lie down when I shout bang. Now I've got to get her to do it while running and it will be ace.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

One of mine, on the command - CHILL
Rolls on his back and plays dead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)

That's a good one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)

The other one is deaf
But he understands hand signals intuitively. I can point and signal at 100 yards and he knows what I mean.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I'm only teasing you
They were proper cute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

I'll bring em down to London one day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)

yESss!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)

A doner kebab could easily be my death row meal. If rib of beef or a rack of lamb wasn't available.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Can I have all three?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Anything for you sweety

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)

My sinuses are fucked again
I feel like I've got bricks up my nose.

Mr Pharmacist says see your GP.

You're a GP.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Man up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)

I usually do
But I'm needing real advice here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2251373
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

I wonder if that nice Craig Colclough could help?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:07, Reply)

That would solve the problem, but I need a less dramatic answer.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2251364
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)