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Following on from earlier comments, what's for dinner(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:33, 144 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
cottage pie taking into account some of the suggestions from earlier.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:53,
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Fucked if I know.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:54,
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How's your home brew coming along?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:08,
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Something that will help me get some decent sleep, probably a pasta dish of some sort. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57,
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fifteen pickles and a purple plum(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57,
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well yeahthat's what happens to plums when they never ever get drained due to a chronic lack of sex. and no, your shameless bory bumming doesn't count.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:43,
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haven't we all no wait what(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:29,
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I don't often need to go to my GP but I've just tried to get an appointment this afternoonEarliest is Wednesday morning.
Frankly I'd be jolly cross if I discovered that my GP was SBT. If I was a hypochondriac pensioner I'd be fucking livid.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:25,
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You'd be alright if you were an alky though, get a sympathetic ear and all that, no judgemental prick fresh out of med school(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:31,
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Rory will pop up very soon and point out that I AM an alky.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:34,
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Good for you, shows a sense of commitment, something the kids today all lack(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:46,
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Well, I got a new friend. His name is 'sobriety'.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59,
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Nobody needs a friend like that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:00,
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This comes across as a messianic messageBilly Graham sort of stuff...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:04,
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I saw Dipso at Invest. They were shit if you weren't a pierced prick full of Ecstasy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59,
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I'm pleased to read thatYou have the ability, if you believe it, to be a brave young man and forget your past.
Accept yourself and be accepted into our lord - because shortly he'll give you a bank holiday due to being hammered onto a cross.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:20,
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So he produced a load of wine from somewhere, knocked some tables over and pissed off the local counciland THEN he got hammered? I think they've got it all backward
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:23,
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It's fair to say that he was a miscreant and deserved all he got.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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Fuck I was there!Took loads of drugs and advised people.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:06,
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Beans on toastking of the piss-easy dinners
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:24,
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You still cunt-struck from yesterday?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:26,
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I fucking cracked my shin a right one on the coffee table saturday night when I got backstill hurts. :(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29,
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So when are you seeing her again? Gonna try to muck up inside her this time?Probably best to not suggest anal yet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35,
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Can I put my willy in your bum? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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dunno yet she's out of the country for a bit for her job.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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that's what my crippling anxiety thinks too(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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Well, did she mention the job early in the date, Or just drop it in the conversation about an hour in?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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early, so fingers crossed on that one(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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All that means is that she was looking for a get out clause early on. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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Just because YOU'RE a horrid little man that nobody likes(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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Put it this way, i felt so sorry for your physical appearance I sponsored you to try and impove yourself.18 months later you've stepped away from drunken late night online poker and found someone who didn't run away from you in the first 3 minutes.
PROGRESS!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:23,
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And whom have you found???Wanking off in the toilets at the soft play area doesn't count, btw
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:37,
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i heard you went on a date and it was good.That is good news.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:45,
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PIZZA AND CHIPS!!!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35,
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i made a pie as well, but i'm saving that for tomorrow.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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there is a good kebab van down the road, good enough to eat sober, but ladypig is always so down on kebabs when sober. I always get a super big one drun just so i can have it for breakfast.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:44,
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your dog has excellent taste.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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My dogs only eat kibble and their own poo, And absolutely anything on the floor in the park and slippers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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My friend's stupid dog nearly killed itself trying to get a tasty scrap in the parkIt was a fucking dried up teabag. Greedy bastard. Still, less bent than your dogs, I think
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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Fuck off about my dogs. They're small, and daft, but they're ace. I've got one of them to lie down when I shout bang. Now I've got to get her to do it while running and it will be ace.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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One of mine, on the command - CHILLRolls on his back and plays dead.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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That's a good one. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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The other one is deafBut he understands hand signals intuitively. I can point and signal at 100 yards and he knows what I mean.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:22,
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I'm only teasing you They were proper cute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:27,
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I'll bring em down to London one day. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:33,
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A doner kebab could easily be my death row meal. If rib of beef or a rack of lamb wasn't available. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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Anything for you sweety (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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My sinuses are fucked againI feel like I've got bricks up my nose.
Mr Pharmacist says see your GP.
You're a GP.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03,
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I usually doBut I'm needing real advice here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2251373
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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I wonder if that nice Craig Colclough could help? (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:10,
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That would solve the problem, but I need a less dramatic answer. (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2251364
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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Organic lean beef mince and cracked black pepper and cheddar cottage pie in the oven Amphibian in the shower
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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So, Malaysia airlines mh370,Really good April fools prank or tragedy?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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It went down like a marriage to an angry little dwarf (
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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You man it soldiered on for ages despite difficulties before the weakest member getting jettisoned? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:25,
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Doomed from the outset to crash and burn, but still v expensive (
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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Did you watch the programme earlier on C4? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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I haven't seen it, but he's dreamy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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