'alright'
Evening prick thread.

When was the last time you were in trouble with the law?
Not since I was a teen for me. Drunk and disorderly.

alt. evening prick chat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:55, 26 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

'alright'
I've never been in trouble with the police. I've never been caught.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:57, Reply)

Me neither.
The police did batter on our door a few years ago as they'd had a report of a domestic going on, but I think it was just someone doing it for a lol.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Friendly neighbourhood

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:00, Reply)

To this day I have no idea who it was.
Our neighbourhood is pretty quiet really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:01, Reply)

except for when your wife is crying loudly.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:18, Reply)

never had a warning or a caution as a youngster?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:59, Reply)

of course not
Never been stupid enough to get caught for any criminal activities.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:01, Reply)

ok then!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:04, Reply)

Never because only fucking idiots get caught.

( Peej, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:59, Reply)

this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:00, Reply)

So if Sir Jimmy had fucked brighter kids, he'd have got away with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:19, Reply)

Er, he did get away with it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:31, Reply)

^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:42, Reply)

Yeh very much this

( Peej, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:58, Reply)

I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON.
I AM THE LAW

etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:03, Reply)

Alright.
Only the inlaws
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:04, Reply)

so so edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Well what a bunch of rebels we all are.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Alright, truthful answer.
I was almost caught once, and to be fair they would have had be bang to rights. I once killed a guy with a sword, I had just bought the thing off ebay, back before they banned that kind of thing. Of course it was blunt as fuck when I bought it but a mate of mine came over with his angle grinder and we sharpened the fucker up. We got fucked up on coke and speed and he bet me I couldn't cut a guys head off with it. I went out and just picked this guy at random cos he looked like a prick and cut his head off. We chucked his body in to a skip and went home. The police new it was me but the guy turned out to be a pimp and a pusher and the police said we did them a favour. We just did it for the Mega Lolz!!!!
( Peej, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:12, Reply)

AWOOGA!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:19, Reply)

that sword sounds...
'Edgy'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:19, Reply)

You bought it on ebay so win qotw with it.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:02, Reply)

No comment.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:24, Reply)

MURDERER!!
(lyrical gangsta)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:43, Reply)

was it Hype or Zinc that remixed that or am I getting it mixed up with sutin else?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:47, Reply)