I've eaten my lunch and I'm still hungry :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:03, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

mine's in the fridge
and i haven't even got time to assemble it. come down to london and crumble my feta?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Cor!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)

This is a euphamism right?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Deffo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)

yeah, a really dirty one
i want him to reach into my fridge and slowly pull out my block of feta. then i want him to unwrap it carefully.


and mash about 1/3 of it with a fork.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Oh yeah, I'm almost there baby

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:10, Reply)

I will crumble YOUR feta good and proper

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)

mmmmm salty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)

And I am done...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)

That's weird, I haven't had any lunch and I'm not hungry.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

WOAH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Your stomach is full of a tumour

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Sadly for you I am in excellent health.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Says who?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Medical experts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Where is doc troll?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Dunno :( I think he was doing some weird experiment job for a bit or something.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Grave AIDs aux le rectum.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Rectum
I fucking destroyed 'em
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Too many bareback prostate checks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:22, Reply)

It's almost like vegetarian food isn't as satisfying as meat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Perhaps you should try not being such a greedy fat cunt.

( Kroney, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)

I hardly think that is fair

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)

On the contrary, I am giving you all too much credit.

( Kroney, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)