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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got strawberries. What have you got?
alt. Im also stressing about this wedding in 2 months.
I can't book into a hotel to get ready cos they're getting hitched on a Friday at 2. I can't get the Thurs off either. Bah!
Are you one of lifes worriers or do you just go with the flow?
altalt. lunch?
Ah who cares.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:21, 153 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
alt. Im also stressing about this wedding in 2 months.
I can't book into a hotel to get ready cos they're getting hitched on a Friday at 2. I can't get the Thurs off either. Bah!
Are you one of lifes worriers or do you just go with the flow?
altalt. lunch?
Ah who cares.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:21, 153 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alright Geordiegay, I have great cheekbones, a hamster and an imaginary girlfriend.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Alt
Have you thought about getting your lazy fat arse out of bed early and arriving at a very reasonable early afternoon event having got ready at home.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Have you thought about getting your lazy fat arse out of bed early and arriving at a very reasonable early afternoon event having got ready at home.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Fat, innee?
He'll be all sweaty and disgusting by the time he arrives
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
He'll be all sweaty and disgusting by the time he arrives
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
What do you think I work in, Worzel?
Just because you can sit around in yoghurt knit slacks all day.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Just because you can sit around in yoghurt knit slacks all day.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)
You can do a late check in though, go late thursday, sleep, get up
squeeze into your skin tight rubber bummer shorts and arrive nicely refreshed. Easy.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)
squeeze into your skin tight rubber bummer shorts and arrive nicely refreshed. Easy.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)
They got some proper posh burger places around work....
... Byson Something, Gormet Burger, Maccy Ds, and there are a couple of other places too.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
... Byson Something, Gormet Burger, Maccy Ds, and there are a couple of other places too.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Burger King do fries too, and McDonalds also do burgers. You don't have to go to both places.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)
but aren't the fries cold by the time you've got your burger?
cold fries are a dish served in hell
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)
cold fries are a dish served in hell
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I never go burger king, there's never one about where I am when I fancy a dirty burger.
I reckon I could beat anyone in a McNugget competition, those things never come close to filling me up.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:58, Reply)
I reckon I could beat anyone in a McNugget competition, those things never come close to filling me up.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:58, Reply)
it's ok if you get it with no bun and a salad, like i did when we went to GBK
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
A can of Irn Bru and an erection
I'm pretty sure they're not related
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they're not related
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
yer I read that from this post
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2244720
and changed it to trooool you treacs
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:55, Reply)
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2244720
and changed it to trooool you treacs
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:55, Reply)
There's a road with all kinds of lunch-resturants and market stalls right near work so i'm gonna have a mooch around there.
I might try the Cuban joint, that seems popular. Or I might get a falaffle thinggy.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)
I might try the Cuban joint, that seems popular. Or I might get a falaffle thinggy.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)
mine's in the fridge
and i haven't even got time to assemble it. come down to london and crumble my feta?
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)
and i haven't even got time to assemble it. come down to london and crumble my feta?
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)
yeah, a really dirty one
i want him to reach into my fridge and slowly pull out my block of feta. then i want him to unwrap it carefully.
and mash about 1/3 of it with a fork.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
i want him to reach into my fridge and slowly pull out my block of feta. then i want him to unwrap it carefully.
and mash about 1/3 of it with a fork.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Dunno :( I think he was doing some weird experiment job for a bit or something.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
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Roast ox flavoured crisps, I have checked the ingredients and they contain no ox at all
Alt: put your dress on at home queerling
Altalt: fuckin crisps I already told you
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Alt: put your dress on at home queerling
Altalt: fuckin crisps I already told you
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Oxtail soup is nice.
That does contain ox. The tail, to be specific.
Bird's Nest soup contains a real bird's nest. However it's a bird's nest made out of congealed bird saliva, not sticks. CRAZY.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)
That does contain ox. The tail, to be specific.
Bird's Nest soup contains a real bird's nest. However it's a bird's nest made out of congealed bird saliva, not sticks. CRAZY.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)
After hookers spitting in my mouth, this is the best kind of saliva
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)
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There's a woman at work that is married, but persists in wearing short skirts.
Slut.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Slut.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
she probs wants you to "drop" a pen at her feet and have a sneaky peek.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Interestingly "she was asking for it" is almost never an acceptable excuse.
I thought it was just a court of law thing.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I thought it was just a court of law thing.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
That bird with her tits out saying "still not asking for it" is sending out a confused message
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
She wont have any undercrackers on
And will make it do a fancy "wink"
Then go to HR
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
And will make it do a fancy "wink"
Then go to HR
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
AIDS
Alt: I'm frustrated to learn that we're at 3 weddings in a short time period next year, does that count for anything?
AltAlt: Goan chicken & lentil soup
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Alt: I'm frustrated to learn that we're at 3 weddings in a short time period next year, does that count for anything?
AltAlt: Goan chicken & lentil soup
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Just because I know you were all at the edge of your seats waiting for me to get back from lunch....
I ended up getting a flaffle wrap, two chinese steamed buns and a cookie.
I fucking love my new job SOOOOO much.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
I ended up getting a flaffle wrap, two chinese steamed buns and a cookie.
I fucking love my new job SOOOOO much.
( , Tue 15 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
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