I'm fucking great
How are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:26, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

A it bored tangles.
And lonely. And naked.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:28, Reply)

are you a bit drunk?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:30, Reply)

No. Had a can of Heineken. That's it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)

That's a relief.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Make sure you gaz me some pics when you are

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Does he corpse paint his genitals?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I hope so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:49, Reply)

I am, I've had a bottle of rose cos I have holibobs to orrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:40, Reply)

rose is for lower class plebs

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Unless it's a nice Sancerre.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Your mum is a nice sancerre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

A bit sour.
SO IS MY MUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I was going to go for dry, but you know, whatevs
How's tricks?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Good thanks. Jobhunting is going well & taking up a lot of time - which is a good thing. Micro ace, bitchtits quiet, planning on a trip to India for Christmas.
You?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Off for a week starting after some work tomorrow morning
Mainly I'm tired, like proper exhausted, looking forward to some time at the rentals with food and babysitting etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)

I'm in negotiations with the ex to take Micro to Swipes family place in Cornwall for a few days. It looks bang on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Have you not lost swipe in the divorce?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:04, Reply)

lol

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:06, Reply)

I love a bit of the South West.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:05, Reply)

Cornwall is terrific.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Really is. Except for peej

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)

What a cunt eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Nonsense it's for lunch on the south coast of France
And lying on a Thai cushion thing i my kitchen reading
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Holidays tomorrow high fives!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:39, Reply)

*Thunderous fives*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Although I have to work in the morning a little bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)

I don't
I've just got to get to the airport for around noon without forgetting anything.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)

I forgot shit every time, to the point where I've given up trying to remember stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:48, Reply)

As long as you've got passports you can buy the rest when you get there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:51, Reply)

Tggi^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Wife...not so impressed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:54, Reply)

All you need are toothbrushes, an address for the first night, passports & cash.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)

We're off on a driving holiday up to Belgium soon.
Not going to book. Just some clothes, a tent and a ferry ticket to France and see what happens. I'm really looking forward to it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)

Excellent. Visit Bruges if you have the chance. Probably not worth an overnight stay, but certainly worth a long lunch & a walk around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:08, Reply)

I will stop in.
I think it's a good place for a quiet day off driving
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:20, Reply)

whereabouts in France are you off to?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Sangatte, on a shack building course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Haute-Vienne

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:48, Reply)

where's that?
I like Brittany, it's cool enough to cope with. When I was in Positano I had to stay in the pool until gone three most days, it was too hot to bear.

I've never been good with heat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Scottish^
Brittany is fucking shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:55, Reply)

it's lovely
Nice countryside, not too hot, brilliantly clear night skies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)

Fuck all to do, fuck all people
Cold, shit and full of cunts like you, no offence
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)

which is why I like it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:57, Reply)

Hahahahahhaa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:57, Reply)

peace and quiet mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:58, Reply)

York IS pretty hectic
Still Brittany is shit and full of weirdos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:58, Reply)

York is fucking dull and packed with tourists
And the local accent is chavvy as fuck.

Pleasant enough to live in though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Works at Nisa^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)