Spot of Help Required
Hi there qotw board.

Would one of you Londoners mind popping round County Kilburn and checking if Battered is still alive or if he's necked himself? Me and his Mum would do it, but the weightlifting is on the telly (well to be honest we hate the cunt more than he does himself). Please hide any strong weed if you have to call the coppers.

Ta.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:47, 8 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hi Dad.
Send me some money eh? The usual account number. Thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Never darken our door again until you have the money you nicked from Nan's pension.

Glad your ok though. Xx
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Why aren't you playing with all the other boys and girl?
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

lol?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

how would you top yourself?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

With cream and hundreds/thousands
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Im a trifle mad!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

But not as cross as me.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)