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Richard McBeef is a long-haired twat with drugs abuse issues
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:27, 52 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:27, 52 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I might do some drinking and parenting in monty's mums' local boozer
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Ah
The Scissoring Cups.
Does a good spread with an excellent seafood menu.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)
The Scissoring Cups.
Does a good spread with an excellent seafood menu.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Those girls were already dead when my dad found them
It was a set up
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)
It was a set up
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)
plumdozer is a bald-headed twat with no individual comments or characteristics of his own
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:38, Reply)
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:38, Reply)
your hair is making a desperate bid for freedom
it is probably escaping down your back.
and will end up nestling in your arse.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:40, Reply)
it is probably escaping down your back.
and will end up nestling in your arse.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:40, Reply)
So it seems the "death egg" smell in my car wasn't sorted by an aircon recharge
Turns out my water bottle has some kind ebola in it and that needs to be cleaned out
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Turns out my water bottle has some kind ebola in it and that needs to be cleaned out
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Recipe,
Drink 3 (or more but minimum 3) pints of real ale the night before. Eat something spicy (doesn't matter what)
In the morning eat a packet of sugar free sweets I used to favour Aqua drops but I haven't seen them for a while, Silent emissions will ensue
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Drink 3 (or more but minimum 3) pints of real ale the night before. Eat something spicy (doesn't matter what)
In the morning eat a packet of sugar free sweets I used to favour Aqua drops but I haven't seen them for a while, Silent emissions will ensue
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)
When I worked in the bookies I once let a morning after fart rip with a fan behind me.
You could pinpoint the moment it hit one of my punters in the face.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)
You could pinpoint the moment it hit one of my punters in the face.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)
I'm trying to work out how to put an aftermarket electric solenoid into a vacuum operated central locking system.
FUCKING GOOD FUN OVER HERE, SPORTO
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)
FUCKING GOOD FUN OVER HERE, SPORTO
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)
All long-haired twats with drugs abuse issues are equal, but some are more long-haired twats with drugs abuse issues than others
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Does he have Issue 1?
I heard that shit's worth a fortune in mint condition these days. Especially if it still has the free wrap attached.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I heard that shit's worth a fortune in mint condition these days. Especially if it still has the free wrap attached.
( , Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)
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