Yes a little
I liked it when Tangles said something funny on a message board... Ah great times we wont see their like again.

Alt: I have tomorrow off, which is nice. I will probably get drunk

Altalt: I don't suit a beard
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:16, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I'm not exactly growing a beard, but there's enough there to go 'extremist' if necessary

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Chicks dig beards
And the more swipe protests about it, the more she is secretly aroused by it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:19, Reply)

She has been converted to 'a bit of beard', when I removed it a couple of weeks ago she said I looked stupid, yesterday she said 'your beard has got bigger'. I can't win.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

I think she wants you to be a bit more like me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Understandable.
I do too.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)

I like this as it proves that the less of your face that is visible the better you appear
Have you considered approaching her while she is dozing wearing a balaclava ?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:25, Reply)

I have not, but I will. Thanks 'mate'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Top sexy advice there mate
Birds love being approached by men in balaclavas its probably genetic or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Chicks dig bad boys innit

( Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)

yep

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Birds love beard, even when they think they don't. It's a fact.
Except mine, who ain't bothered one way or another but would just like it if I'd stop pawing at her every now and again, thank you very much. I wish I could grow a proper one.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:29, Reply)

My one great skill is the ability to grow a decent beard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Mine's my people skills.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Mine is being short

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:35, Reply)

a bit of beard is nice
too much beard is mr twit-esque.

but totally bookmarking the admission that you "can't win".

wtf is a bookmark?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I'm going for the Rasputin look

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:52, Reply)

A strip of leather, card, or other material, used to mark one’s place in a book.
Hth.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Oh she doesn't use one because she reads books in one go because reading quickly is a pseudo-science sign of high intelligence or some other crock of shit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Christ she sounds like mrs tangle sometimes :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)

It's almost like she says things just because she knows they annoys me, but people don't really do that do they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)

It's just a sign that you know how to read quickly.
Speed reading's a technique that can be taught. Want me to teach you? It's dead easy. Only 250 pounds an hour plus disbursments.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)

It's okay thanks, there's an app for £1.69

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Mine has lots of white in it now
Could I join some sort of Christmas themed subset?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:19, Reply)

ISIS on ice?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:25, Reply)