They failed to deliver carrots last week
Carrots. Are you seriously telling me that if I go to the shop there wont be a single on in there?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cancel your online shopping if you're going to check, you can just buy the rest of the stuff while you're there

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:51, Reply)

*smacks head*
Why didn't I think of this?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)

*Updates CV*
PROBLEM SOLVING
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)

They probably only have monthly deliveries up north.
There isn't much call for healthy food up there. If you'd have stuck with offal, you would have been fine.
( Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Last nights was missing lamb chops, chicken legs, sausages, plums and strawberries
Fucking useless cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I'm surprised that they didn't do their like for like replacement thing
and give you five black puddings.
( Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:10, Reply)

I've never done that
My mate once had a lemon replaced with lemon dishwasher tablets
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Quality.
Mine have always been fairly mundane, although I was a bit pissed off when they replaced a special offer 90 wash box of detergent with a 28 wash box and charged the same price. They couldn't understand why I wasn't happy.
( Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)