I'm out to our new local Italian tomorrow night
Rather looking forward to it. Anything missed off the bill is tough shit. I accidentally stole a bottom tier of plants on my two tier trolley at the garden centre. Fuck them, they charge too much anyway

As the nicest person on here, I generally try to help rather than moan.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:00, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You seem a nice person, why do you talk with twisted, embitteredcunts on here?Except me obviously.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Keyword: OFFICELOLS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:16, Reply)

+ unless we're talking about ASDA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Dont even go there, sister
*z-snaps*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:16, Reply)

morning jaysum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I don't. I go to Waitrose.
Prole.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

The nearest Waitrose to me is in the centre of Newcastle
Not exactly on my doorstep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:24, Reply)

They have them in Newcastle?
Ugh, God. It'll be organic pop-up grocers for me, from now on.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:28, Reply)

They do indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)

For all the world I read that as "pants".

( Kroney, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I purchase pants
I steal plants
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:16, Reply)

But if push comes to shove you will happily nick a load of panties from a washing line

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Why? If you get them there they've been washed and lose all sniffability.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

This guy knew how to do it correctly
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/8439446.stm
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)

He looks like an upstanding member of the community

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I would certainly vote for him

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Well, he should shut all those cunts up who say Downsers are useless.
Mayor. Good for him.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Shit burglar though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Dont think he was gay mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)

youtu.be/EQTFRq1hjtM
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Not clicking that at work, soz.
Damned trolls *ignore*
( Kroney, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:22, Reply)