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Evening all.
Bloody scorchio today innit. Me fanny's beating.
#ScopeSongs - Remember You're a Mongol.
Alright?
Evening plans?
That's lovely.
BYE!
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:34, 132 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Bloody scorchio today innit. Me fanny's beating.
#ScopeSongs - Remember You're a Mongol.
Alright?
Evening plans?
That's lovely.
BYE!
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:34, 132 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
It's fucking boiling and traffic is cunt
I'm at a swimming lesson and some prick kid keeps splashing me :(
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:40, Reply)
I'm at a swimming lesson and some prick kid keeps splashing me :(
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:40, Reply)
^adult with his phone out at children's swimming pool
STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)
STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)
It's dad is sitting next to me
Why doesn't the teacher move it to the middle lane.
Also, why is the teacher's 16 year old son only as tall as my eight year old? Don't the working class feed their kids?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Why doesn't the teacher move it to the middle lane.
Also, why is the teacher's 16 year old son only as tall as my eight year old? Don't the working class feed their kids?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:54, Reply)
What a charming turn off phrase.
No wonder you Mancs are renowned for your sophistication
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)
No wonder you Mancs are renowned for your sophistication
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)
I think the term you're looking for is...
...Cheese eating surrender monkey.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)
...Cheese eating surrender monkey.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)
It was quite hot on my drive back from whyayey'bugger land*
Until I used the air con in the car.
Bliss.
I plan to do bugger all tonight except eat a little and drink some wine.
*Fishies on dishies optional. Your whippet may be repossessed if you do not keep up the payments. Terms and conditions apply.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Until I used the air con in the car.
Bliss.
I plan to do bugger all tonight except eat a little and drink some wine.
*Fishies on dishies optional. Your whippet may be repossessed if you do not keep up the payments. Terms and conditions apply.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)
I've just ordered a curry \o/
Tomorrow I shall be choosing a headstone.
Evening, mongs. How's it hanging?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Tomorrow I shall be choosing a headstone.
Evening, mongs. How's it hanging?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:24, Reply)
All good, ta.
How was your trip to the North East? Where were you?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:26, Reply)
How was your trip to the North East? Where were you?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:26, Reply)
North of Newcastle
Then Newton Aycliffe and then Spennymoor. Bloody long days!
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:28, Reply)
Then Newton Aycliffe and then Spennymoor. Bloody long days!
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:28, Reply)
That's pretty much all it is tbh.
We're only a few miles from there; had we known you were up we could have gone for food or summat.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:35, Reply)
We're only a few miles from there; had we known you were up we could have gone for food or summat.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:35, Reply)
That would have been good - I've got more stuff to do up there - I'll let you know the next time...
...Might be able to blag it on expenses too!
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:38, Reply)
...Might be able to blag it on expenses too!
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Good stuff.
For a small provincial area we have some decent eateries and boozers around here.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:39, Reply)
For a small provincial area we have some decent eateries and boozers around here.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:39, Reply)
I stayed at an awful Premier inn place with a food pub called the Gretna Green attached
Grim, very grim. Would've liked to have been in a local pub with good grub
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Grim, very grim. Would've liked to have been in a local pub with good grub
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:42, Reply)
The 3 Horse Shoes is just down the road and has excellent beer and food.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:44, Reply)
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:44, Reply)
I think I'll be arranging my own accommodation next time I'm up there
The 'hotel booking.com' just gets you the corporate crap
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:46, Reply)
The 'hotel booking.com' just gets you the corporate crap
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:46, Reply)
The only place worth getting curry from in this city has closed :(
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:27, Reply)
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:27, Reply)
Nah, it's for my dad.
First time in fuck knows how many years it'll be just me, my brother and sister together.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:31, Reply)
First time in fuck knows how many years it'll be just me, my brother and sister together.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:31, Reply)
The chap who used to have the Indian Empress, then moved to Gulson Rd to the appallingly named Chippy with an Indian
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:32, Reply)
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Haven't had a take-away curry for ages
There's a place called Usha near Burnley that's awesome. I take my biggest customer there whenever I visit them. The nights get very messy - good job it's on expenses
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:37, Reply)
There's a place called Usha near Burnley that's awesome. I take my biggest customer there whenever I visit them. The nights get very messy - good job it's on expenses
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:37, Reply)
sure is
Fit currymuncher birds, decent curries, excellent pubs and bars, world class nightclubs.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:46, Reply)
Fit currymuncher birds, decent curries, excellent pubs and bars, world class nightclubs.
( , Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:46, Reply)
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