If I had another two storeys I probably would have a sea view, assuming the neighbours didn't have the same idea

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

If we fit out the loft we'd have a sea view

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Nice view of the North Sea. Very bracing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)

The coast at ours is superb
Nice bay with a lighthouse at one end the the Spanish City dome at the other
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)

It really is
I was pleasantly surprised.

From Tynemouth up there's about 40 miles of mostly empty beaches.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)

+ because it's fucking freezing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Not in august/early Sept

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Just because you are used to the warmth coming off those incendiary bombs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I've been diving up your way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)

^bog snorkeler

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)

You don't need 2 stories,
Just a load of scaffolding and a ladder and then put a chair up there and call it an extra reception room. In fact, if you piss off the top you could call it en suite
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)