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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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who's the biggest fannybaws on 'ere then?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:19, 101 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Probably me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
No it was a trick question

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Is the trick that fanny baws isn't a thing?
Do I want to be a quality assurance engineer?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Yes, you win!
Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
No, i didnt think so either.
Sounds like a trick to get you on the end of a production line.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)
you'd probably have to wear a hairnet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I think I might look fetching in one.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)
you look good in anything, i'm well jell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
You can't say 'Dozer'!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
i'm putting DBT on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Will that help?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)
i can't see it making things any worse

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)
good call
We should all do that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
annoyingly i'm going to have to unignore him to be able to delete stuff from his thread

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:32, Reply)
If your "fanny" has "baws"
then you are definitely doing it wrong.

PS Has your house got a sea view?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)
no :(
it has views of 'other houses' front and rear
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
What if you built a big tower on the roof?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
If I had another two storeys I probably would have a sea view, assuming the neighbours didn't have the same idea

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)
If we fit out the loft we'd have a sea view

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Nice view of the North Sea. Very bracing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
The coast at ours is superb
Nice bay with a lighthouse at one end the the Spanish City dome at the other
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)
It really is
I was pleasantly surprised.

From Tynemouth up there's about 40 miles of mostly empty beaches.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)
+ because it's fucking freezing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Not in august/early Sept

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Just because you are used to the warmth coming off those incendiary bombs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I've been diving up your way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
^bog snorkeler

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)
You don't need 2 stories,
Just a load of scaffolding and a ladder and then put a chair up there and call it an extra reception room. In fact, if you piss off the top you could call it en suite
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
^I like this.
In a gun turret stylee.

I could be like that bloke out of Turrican.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
a 'mental' was walking past the other day muttering to himself and pointing to locations he would place machine gun turrets in the road outside work

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I'd never get planning permission.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Did he get it right?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
no, he was placing them on the inside of the curve in the road, rather than the outside, allowing enemies to advance closer before they became visible to those manning the gun placements
wot a knob
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
sheesh, the younger generation, no idea
should be reading "the art of war" as a set text at school instead of all that bloobloo war poetry.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)
that poetry is very negative about war, enough to put a lesser man off learning and deploying military tactics, no wonder youth are such pussys

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)
darn right
should be Shin Tzu and Alfred Mahan, with a side of Churchill and Alexander.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
wot no Clausewitz?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Sun tsu was famous for his excellent machine gun tactics

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)
general principles of war apply no matter what the weapons
I would bet there are many copies at Sandhurst.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
There are also many copies the readers wives with your mum in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)
the special fold out issue is the best

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)
I read this as "fold tissue"
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)
^no respect for senior management^

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I'm having to QUEUE for food like some sort of REFUGEE
BROKEN BRITON
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)
You should have a man for that

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)
i abandoned my purchases in a shop yesterday because there was a queue, forget it, get more staff or lose sales, that's how i roll

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)
I do that when they insist on the self serve tills.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
i prefer self service, i don't want some brown cunt in a tabard getting to see what i spend my money on

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
If I wanted to play with the till I'd get a job in Sainers.
Also, those machines don't pay tax and NI and are coming over here, taking our jobs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)
they need to stop polishing them then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)
the staff should be out on the shop floor constantly replenishing stock, not dipping their mucky hands in the till taking away more from mr tescos £250m shortfall

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
That story was well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
yeah i liked and shared in on all my social medias

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Wouldn't have happened when you were head of marketing for tesco in 2009

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)
It really would have

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Just walk to the front.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
It's ok I have sweet chilli chicken now
Being a refugee ain't so bad
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
^^^killing us softly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)
was if from a food bank? Food banks, been to one? Donated to one?Good idea, or sad indictment on our society?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I had a sausage and fried egg sandwich with sweet chili houmous
Not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
What the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I had the houmous and it doesn't last so I used some
I liked it. That's just how I roll gastronomically.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Hi Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
right, well, yeah, that killed an hour, i'm going to have a constantly interrupted lunch 'break' now cor what fun

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
DBT
All day, every day baby!
Good weekend? Mine was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Did you have a tiff with your boyf?
"NO YOU were supposed to hide the dildos before mum got here"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Correct! Not the content however but aye Im joining the divorcee club on here.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
sad times

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Pretty amicable. He's going through some stuff so for the best.
Rather be there as a friend than not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)
You can get a girlfriend now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)
:(
#praying4jason
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
oh noes :(
get thee to the birdcage and pick up a butler in the buff
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)
hiya!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:40, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)
GeordieJay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Well, it ain't me.
I'm fucking AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Wait, turns out it's me after all!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)

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