i had this at my old job
technically it was for an hour only, 9-5, but they never enforced it. there was also a public car park, which was split in half: one half you could park all day; the other half for 2 hours only. all the roads for about 20 mins on foot in any direction were residents only.

this is fine if you have a static job, but when you're in and out of your car doing viewings, if you get an all-day spot, some cunt nicks it by the time you get back. and 40 mins walking each way per viewing is a LOT. so we parked on the one hour strip. then they started enforcing it. i got done and had a big row with the traffic warden, asking him exactly where i could park.

he actually told me to get up a bit earlier, and get a space in the all-day car park. i nearly bit him. i explained about the job and having to move the car regularly. the cunt scratched his uniform. and said, "get a better job then." FUCK YOU, FUCKHOLE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

also my brother's mate was walking in manchester city centre
a random suit was walking parallel to him. a traffic warden was coming the other way. as they got near him, the random leaned in and yelled, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT right in the warden's face, and carried on.

my brother's friend nearly wet himself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)

The northerners are a bit crass
sorry to hear about your brothers incontinence problems and all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I hate people that do their jobs that ensure the smooth running of towns and cities

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

scum suckers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

He had a point though Letting agents are massive cunts and definately below parking wardens on the cunt job scale

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)

^this^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

^that^

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

^the other

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)

yes, all those people who needed somewhere to live could just have gotten him to give their removal van a ticket
i hope a slug eats your vegetables (not a euphemism for gaysex)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

I let my flat without an agent and save myself circa £2k over a year
they are useless, pointless bloodsuckers; the sooner the people relaise how easy it is to rent privately the better.


wuv you doh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)

YM finds it easy to rent her "space" privately

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Funny, she pays me to occupy it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)

yeah...... maybe in barnes. not everywhere is that easy to let
also most people are far too spasticated to get a decent watertight tenancy agreement, guarantor form, to deal with the deposit requirements under the HA 2004, to get the corgi and other checks, to get employer's and previous landlord or mortgagee's references, to take a proper inventory, to deal with any complaints even at midnight on christmas day, and to get it properly back on the market so it can be re-let before the tenancy expires. and as for serving correct s21 and s8 notices...... forget it......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Sounds like some kind of rocket science or summink

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)

nobody's saying that
but it's more difficult than you'd think. and you're dealing with the public constantly, so you always have to look smart, be happy and be professional, however shit you're feeling about something.

so you'd have no chance, as nobody in their right mind would let a charmless, pointless cunt like you near a human being.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

If your job title ends in 'agent', but doesn't start with either 'news' or 'secret'
You can consider yourself a cunt
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Political ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)

If your job title ends in 'agent', but doesn't start with either 'news' or 'secret'
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Fair enough

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)