Word up kid, HH thread time
So some fucking traffic warden got me in under 45 seconds, I swear down the mother fucker was a trained ninja, he just popped up and bang £70 (35 if I pay up quick like)
Worse thing is it’s a place I always park, just never realised that the parking was a no parking zone from 8am-9:15am, I’m sure the cunt could have just said that to me but hey, no, blam ticket.
So jumped up authority pricks, you had any run ins with them lately?

Alt: Weekend plans or make some shit up

EDIT: Soz Frog*

*not really your thread was shit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:51, 218 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

IN B4 DBT SAYING 'ALRIGHT HARE'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Yeah what a cunt
Alright Frog?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

I'm having a good day today actually man, it feels weird.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Nice to hear
You been Cyber Bullying Dozer again?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

No, just DBT and Cranley

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

If you drive away before they either hand you the ticket or put it on the car it's unenforceable.
A guy in the pub told me.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

and if you pull out before you cum, it doesn't count, right?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

That's right. Ask any law student.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)

My observation skills are well good innit, the cunt was hiding
Ticket was all messed up on the window screen, and he was running round the back of the car to take a picture, basically CUNT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Not good enough to read a clearly marked sign, apparently.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

^Parked where he shouldn't and is now crying^

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Well yes, but it is a parking bay
Just never realised the restriction was there as I’m normally there about two hours earlier, the thing is in the time he ticked me he could have also said “Hey no parking here between …….” But NO
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

His job isn't to educate people on parking hours, it's to issue tickets.
There are signs, it's your responsibility to observe and abide.

In short, suck it.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

I used to like you, no wonder you get kicked out of the circle

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)

i kicked you mum in her circle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

kicked out, walked out, tomayto, tomahto.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)

still bitter^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)

don't be so silly, Nakers.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)

i had this at my old job
technically it was for an hour only, 9-5, but they never enforced it. there was also a public car park, which was split in half: one half you could park all day; the other half for 2 hours only. all the roads for about 20 mins on foot in any direction were residents only.

this is fine if you have a static job, but when you're in and out of your car doing viewings, if you get an all-day spot, some cunt nicks it by the time you get back. and 40 mins walking each way per viewing is a LOT. so we parked on the one hour strip. then they started enforcing it. i got done and had a big row with the traffic warden, asking him exactly where i could park.

he actually told me to get up a bit earlier, and get a space in the all-day car park. i nearly bit him. i explained about the job and having to move the car regularly. the cunt scratched his uniform. and said, "get a better job then." FUCK YOU, FUCKHOLE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)

also my brother's mate was walking in manchester city centre
a random suit was walking parallel to him. a traffic warden was coming the other way. as they got near him, the random leaned in and yelled, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT right in the warden's face, and carried on.

my brother's friend nearly wet himself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)

The northerners are a bit crass
sorry to hear about your brothers incontinence problems and all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I hate people that do their jobs that ensure the smooth running of towns and cities

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

scum suckers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

He had a point though Letting agents are massive cunts and definately below parking wardens on the cunt job scale

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)

^this^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

^that^

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

^the other

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)

yes, all those people who needed somewhere to live could just have gotten him to give their removal van a ticket
i hope a slug eats your vegetables (not a euphemism for gaysex)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

I let my flat without an agent and save myself circa £2k over a year
they are useless, pointless bloodsuckers; the sooner the people relaise how easy it is to rent privately the better.


wuv you doh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)

YM finds it easy to rent her "space" privately

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Funny, she pays me to occupy it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)

yeah...... maybe in barnes. not everywhere is that easy to let
also most people are far too spasticated to get a decent watertight tenancy agreement, guarantor form, to deal with the deposit requirements under the HA 2004, to get the corgi and other checks, to get employer's and previous landlord or mortgagee's references, to take a proper inventory, to deal with any complaints even at midnight on christmas day, and to get it properly back on the market so it can be re-let before the tenancy expires. and as for serving correct s21 and s8 notices...... forget it......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Sounds like some kind of rocket science or summink

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)

nobody's saying that
but it's more difficult than you'd think. and you're dealing with the public constantly, so you always have to look smart, be happy and be professional, however shit you're feeling about something.

so you'd have no chance, as nobody in their right mind would let a charmless, pointless cunt like you near a human being.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

If your job title ends in 'agent', but doesn't start with either 'news' or 'secret'
You can consider yourself a cunt
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Political ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)

If your job title ends in 'agent', but doesn't start with either 'news' or 'secret'
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Fair enough

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)

alright mi knotty headed nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Weekend plans are now pizza
Standby support for Saturday and Sunday and NO VIEWINGS!

ima make me some chutters tomorrow too. Get my cook on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Sounds shit
Can you delete this please?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Whats shit about pizza, chutney and getting paid for doing fuck all?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

YOUN FACE IS
I really should start my spicy pickled onions
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

ooOOOOOOoooooOOOOH!!
Get her
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I think I'll go to the pub.
And the football. And maybe the pub again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

whats the best tip you got for the weekend footy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

this is me being "down to earth"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)

^man of the people^

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)

*votes Naked Ape*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Haven't looked at the fixtures yet.
Should have got involved on Wednesday when I gave DBT the benefit of my wisdom.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)

i've only ever been into a bookies for the grand national, they make me feel awkward

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

^ Horse fancier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Alright hare, you criminal.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

smooth

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Yo Yo
I'm about to pay the fucker innit :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Pay it the last day it's still cheap. Don't give the money straight away.
Better in your acct than theirs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)

The point being Stunned, that the cunt was happy for me cause the problem and enforce traffic re-active
rather than use common sense and have a word to be more pro-active, it's not like I was just being a cunt and thought sod it I'm just parking here, I have a keen respect for the laws of this land
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)

I get it.
But don't give them the money until you have to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Always somebody else's fault, isn't it. You're everything that's wrong with this country.
No backbone.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)

At least he's from this country, Gaston.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Are you a TRAFFIC WARDEN?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Dunno mate, it's not like they put the parking hours on clearly visible signs all around the damned place
it's not as though they don't make it as easy as possible to let you know whether you can park in a place or not. Of course there's usually some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, isn't there? Good to see they're getting their just desserts BROKEN BRITAIN.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)

HH has driven me to vote UKIP with his flagrant foriin ways

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)

We pay our fucking road tax
we should be able to park where we want
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)

You're beginning to sound like Al
you kicked in any wing mirrors lately?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Take some responsibility for yourself, man. It's not his job to hold your hand.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)

You are Al, ain't cha?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Just some cunt that can read signs, Harters.
Seems to be a dying art, reading.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)

You still banging that drum?
After your speeding ticket thing last year? not sure how you have to audacity
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I got caught speeding because I was speeding, you oaf.
Not because I believe it was the responsibility of the police to kindly point out that I should have been driving more slowly and then not issue me a ticket.

I saw the speed limit signs. I knowingly exceeded them. I did not blame it on anybody else.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)

I bet you did it in reverse

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:58, Reply)

ac/ Surrender monkey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:58, Reply)

It's almost like you're proud of it.
Worse than Hitler.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)

I STILL SPEED

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)

You rebel, you.
You're like a modern day robin hood.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:05, Reply)

At least Hitler had one one ball

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)

one ball the right idea
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)

Stunner's mum's arse by the rugby club

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)

^terrible bullying

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)

*Drops chips*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

*wipes up cum*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)

just not the laws of marriage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)

His pay is linked to how many tickets he issues, not how much illegal parking he prevents.
Blame the system, man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)

I thought that at the time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Check out the mirror bruv
Cunt is being all racist and shit.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)

So you parked illegally and admit to being a repeat offender?
I don't see what the traffic warden did wrong here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Yes.....TuiB yes, nail and head

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)

I am going to the darts world grand prix
this is going to be epic.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

I went to the darts with Stunned once.
We got drunk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)

top night out.
One gets through the beer sharpish though. Oi, oi, oi.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)

they have had two nine dart finishes so far
unbelievable Jeff!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)

I may have a few ales

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Take a hip flask and or have beer beforehand.
When I went it was barely possible to get a beer, a smoke break and back to the seats in a leg.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:19, Reply)

retromash.com/argos/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I hate KIT cars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)

https://www.flickr.com/photos/38301877@N05/sets/72157619081815831/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)

The best pages were the shower / womens razor sections.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)

Why is "hun" so prevalent as a term of endearment among women of a certain social order?
I never hear it used at my whist club.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)

German innit, would you like to be called one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)

u ok hun? xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Gah

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)

WRIST club moar like.
#wankathon
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)

what do you say to an upset Glasgow Rangers supporter?
U ok hun?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)

I got offered the job.
This is good news.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)

Well done Winders

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:22, Reply)

Now all I have to do is tell them to up the money a little and I'll be there in a shot.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)

What're you going to be doing?

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)

As far as I can tell,
Not a whole lot
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Well done.
What job?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)

Maintenance at a hospital.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Saville ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)

blow

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)

yay!!!!!!!!
roast a small dog to celebrate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Was this the one you turned up on the wrong day for the interview?
Contrats anyhow.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Yey! Landlord to janitor in just 9 short months!
John Radcliffe I presume
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)

It's 1 year actually.
And yes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)

That's gone by quickly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Yeah I put a word in, no need to thank me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)