Your mum's 12 inch rubber strap on, which she calls "Thor, the thundercock".
It's so big that it's even got a tiny little attachment cock that is also bigger than your dick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:33, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

hahahahaha!
ZING!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Clickin dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

surely it's his arse that would be Thor?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Yeth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)

well that told him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)

ha!
However this still means you were on the receiving end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Just take your defeat gracefully mate, I know you've been badly burnt but it will pass.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)

+c +ion
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

IDGI and my eyes keep going blurry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Defecation
It's a big word for pooing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)

thx friend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)

worst day ever, I may have to flounce
shall I

a: post scat porn
2: MS paint versions of poster's worst moments
iii) real neams and addresses
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

f) ALL OF THE ABOVE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Roughly this:
Post swathes of text from Dozers linkedin bullshit
Post real names, then delete them, then post them again, then request your name gets deleted and do this a few times over
Keep popping back to say that everyone but you is wrong and upset
Fail to realise and acknowledge the things you've done that may have made people think you're a bit of a knob sometimes
Scat porn
Gay porn
Say you want your account to be deleted but it hasn't been
Continue posting despite this claim
MS Paint modifications of peoples pics you've got from googling and stalking
DYAAKY
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)

We need a new Phsyco, Braggonsomething isn't taking up the bait.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)

dOCTOR bEST tROLL WILL EVENTUALLY GO MENTAL, YOU MARK MY WORDS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)

lol caps!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)

This should be added to /FAQ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)