Classic TTT one for the archive!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:54, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Will it be so funny when she gets 2 years for internet bullying! EH!

( Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)

If she's 'trolling a troll' you'll get two years too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)

we're gonna have a cellblock party at Christmas

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Rob Fairholme should get two years for making you have an online breakdown

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

he should be deported to the colonies

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

an entire cell might be bigger thna half a flat
and she could take lemmy and be like the bird woman of Pentaville
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I still don't understand the half a flat thing.
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Swipe was given half a flat by her dad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)

but what is it? I don't understand

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)

It's half. a. flat. A half flat. One flat, halved. A semiflat.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)

it's very boring
i live in a west london mansion block. many years ago, they were 5 bedroom apartments, with 3 room servant's quarters*. so my flat and the one next door were originally one giant flat. this is why the internet refers to it as a "half flat".

* the people who own the whole flat underneath me are an italian count and his wife. they still have the original lay-out, including all the bells for servants etc, and it is genuinely fantastic, interesting to see how it all worked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Oh, I thought it was like being John Malkovich

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

very boring?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Dear god it's a bedsit !

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)

a spacious luxury bedsit if you don't mind

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)

living the AA dream

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)

depends how big your bed is
i can understand you might need one of those reinforced ones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)

I believe the favoured term now is "generously proportioned studio living space"

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)

And you're spending HOW MUCH on one?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)

About a six bedroomed house on a slag heap in Merthyr Tydfil's-worth

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

40 grand then? What does that get you in surbiton?

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)

a ticket to somewhere you'd actually want to live

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)

This is your biggest bitch comment today rach, i hope you're proud of yourself

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)

it applies equally to anywhere outside zone one, sweetheart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Yes everyone wants to live in zone one, with the population density of a cattle truck and stuffed full of brown people and traffic fumes, yes it all makes sense now.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)

North Ken's where all them jihadi ragheads came from
proper scally area
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)

Our rach nearly turned into one of those brownies at one point.
No class at all really, none whatsoever
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)

god yeah
much better to have the time and expense of commuting in from the arse end of nowhere innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)

I hope we're not still bullying baggyfrock for living amongst sixty year old stockbrokers in a village with two pubs and a WI
He's quite sensitive about that.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Twenty minutes into moorgate for me
could you afford that ?
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:46, Reply)

when you're not continuously paying for taxis in rushhour to get into work that is

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Because she's always late

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)

I'm shocked.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Oh man I could get an AWESOME house there, there's one witha library with one of those ladders on wheels!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)

I once did something hilarious with one of those ladders
but it was only funny if you were there so this isn't an anecdote so I'll shut up now

it was HI-larious though
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)

the pulldown bed is the best bit about the whole half flat

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)

there's a sofa bed in the lounge
does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)

jesus christ it's a drawing room ogtfo
the 'sofa bed' is clearly a trool, not even you are that gauche
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)

when you have all your possessions in one room, you have no choice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Are you being dozer now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)

if youre going to call me a prick just come out with it

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I would never do such a thing, Beggenfock might think I'm upset.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Never forget that he's a loving father, husband, and home owner as well as a prick.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)

2 homes
an ex cahncil in wimbledon and a nice little semi on an estate in dullsville
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Lolzorz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)