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What the fuck is a cask and why do I care whether my beer lived in one before I drank it?(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:26, 161 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Cask is a 1985 American drama film directed by Peter Bogdanovich, starring Cher, Sam Elliott, and Eric Stoltz. The film is based on the life and early death of Roy L. "Rocky" Dennis, a boy who suffered from craniodiaphyseal dysplasia, an extremely rare disorder known commonly as lionitis due to the disfiguring cranial enlargements that it causes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:30,
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Eric Stoltz had the lead in popular 80's franchise back to the future for like six weeks, and he also got played by a dog in another film(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:35, Reply)
if you're happy with aldi own brand strong lager at 0.24p a can, you don't need to know(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:33,
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See this just proves how out of touch you rich types areA quick google suggests it 53p a can and at 4% is not strong.
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Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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3.bp.blogspot.com/-63YNgjmxHOI/Tgz4x3OpyEI/AAAAAAAAACo/a6Im0anXXoI/s1600/Tesco%2BValue%2BLager.jpg
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:38,
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Yes you have proven how in touch you are with the price and strength of Aldi own brand lager with this picture of Tesco own brand lager(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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Tesco value lager is now called everyday value lager, is 25p a can and 2%In touch right here!
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Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:44,
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I shall come to you if I require information on low strength budget drinks, not swipe.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:47,
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See this just proves how out of touch you rich types areA quick google suggests Aldi do not stock tesco value lager, and at 2% is not strong
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Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:43,
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hahanow you have a google search for aldi lager in your history.
enjoy your pikeyness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:49,
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Will it be so funny when she gets 2 years for internet bullying! EH!(
Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:00,
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If she's 'trolling a troll' you'll get two years too(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:01,
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Rob Fairholme should get two years for making you have an online breakdown(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:06,
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an entire cell might be bigger thna half a flatand she could take lemmy and be like the bird woman of Pentaville
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:06,
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It's half. a. flat. A half flat. One flat, halved. A semiflat. (
Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:30,
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it's very boringi live in a west london mansion block. many years ago, they were 5 bedroom apartments, with 3 room servant's quarters*. so my flat and the one next door were originally one giant flat. this is why the internet refers to it as a "half flat".
* the people who own the whole flat underneath me are an italian count and his wife. they still have the original lay-out, including all the bells for servants etc, and it is genuinely fantastic, interesting to see how it all worked.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:15,
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Oh, I thought it was like being John Malkovich(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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a spacious luxury bedsit if you don't mind(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:32,
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depends how big your bed isi can understand you might need one of those reinforced ones
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:32,
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I believe the favoured term now is "generously proportioned studio living space"(
Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:33,
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About a six bedroomed house on a slag heap in Merthyr Tydfil's-worth(
Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:38,
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a ticket to somewhere you'd actually want to live(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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This is your biggest bitch comment today rach, i hope you're proud of yourself(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
it applies equally to anywhere outside zone one, sweetheart(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:54,
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Yes everyone wants to live in zone one, with the population density of a cattle truck and stuffed full of brown people and traffic fumes, yes it all makes sense now.(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)
North Ken's where all them jihadi ragheads came fromproper scally area
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Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:03,
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Our rach nearly turned into one of those brownies at one point.No class at all really, none whatsoever
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god yeahmuch better to have the time and expense of commuting in from the arse end of nowhere innit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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I hope we're not still bullying baggyfrock for living amongst sixty year old stockbrokers in a village with two pubs and a WIHe's quite sensitive about that.
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when you're not continuously paying for taxis in rushhour to get into work that is(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Oh man I could get an AWESOME house there, there's one witha library with one of those ladders on wheels!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:47,
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I once did something hilarious with one of those laddersbut it was only funny if you were there so this isn't an anecdote so I'll shut up now
it was HI-larious though
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there's a sofa bed in the loungedoes that count?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:37,
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jesus christ it's a drawing room ogtfothe 'sofa bed' is clearly a trool, not even you are that gauche
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when you have all your possessions in one room, you have no choice(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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I would never do such a thing, Beggenfock might think I'm upset.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:50,
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Never forget that he's a loving father, husband, and home owner as well as a prick.(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
2 homesan ex cahncil in wimbledon and a nice little semi on an estate in dullsville
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:55,
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I can't begin to imagine the grimness of an existence where this was a cause for celebration(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
It sounds like you don't care, so I wouldn't worry about it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:33,
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I'm going on holiday next week to Brighton for 3 nights.And I won the interview I went to last week and now they want me in for a 'worksim'.
OH BOY
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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I think it might be some sort of simulated work environment.Which, I'm afraid to say, would make Gonz's new employers utter pricks.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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It says 'worksim', and I reckon, and I'm no expert, that it's some kind of portmanteau for 'work simulation'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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It's a mispelling of 'worksim', where I come in for the day and they see how I get along.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:46,
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It's a little bit but I don't mind.At least this lot aren't selling really morally despicable content in the form of a bunch of £19.99/month PDF e-Zines.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:54,
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I wouldn't mind a bit of porn...... this was all "Learn the truth with your own eyes about [any one of several illnesses]", "Make £1512.51 a month with our guarnteed*** stock market system" and "Make £100 a day with this betting system"... type stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:03,
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oh that's pretty low, Then again if people are fucking thick enough...aee also Wonga
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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Nah', it's praying on the vulnrable, it's the only job i've ever had where I was quite upset when I did well.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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vulnerable, smulnerableYou're not responsible for people being thick cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:17,
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Aye, and it ain't like I wasn't doing anything 'cept my job.They were all backed by news-like websites, which was my part in it, where the biggest affiliate got props and the lowest got dissed to give a faux crediblity.
The money involved the was astronomical, I had no idea spam accounted for so much.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:25,
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Well it isn't meant that way, I'm sorry you are so worn down and jaded that you read everything in a negative way.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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Maybe if people didn't break my heart I WOULDN'T BEWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:43,
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Who would go to Brighton for a holiday, unless it's an excruciating stag do?(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I would, Brighton is awesome, gonna go pictures, see some nice resturants, have a mooch about, see the ocean.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:47,
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Fair enough. Just don't go to sleep inside of one of those big bins.
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it's a pretty popular tourist destinationhave you considered saying something interesting rather than beakering for attention with this sort of deliberately controversial stuff? You sound like a needy teenage emo.
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He'll call you upset in a minute, that's his response when you find him tedious (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:56,
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You must be upset because you posted a reply on an internet messageboard(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:57,
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I'm always upset apparently, I'm just glad my web pals can point it out for me(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:57,
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Followed by 100 words from you on why you're definitely NOT upset and how calling someone upset is childish. (, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
See your response down there 'it's just fucking about', what is it about that that you don't get???(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:59,
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He's beginning to make AA look like TBOH(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:58,
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I only need to call him boring now to elicit a foamy mouthed response, it's well lol(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:00,
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It's funny how nobody gets it but him, everyone else is getting the internet wrong, thank God he pointed it out eh?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:06,
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He's the kind of person thick enough to actually get sucked into giving me tech advice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:08,
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really? He's not suppposed to be back for another 11 days(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:19,
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I bet he has issues at home of the"excuse me, would you mind closing the door? It's a bit draughty"
"JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN, I'VE ONLY COME IN FOR A MINUTE, HOW ABOUT YOU UNTWIST YOUR KNICKERS? STOP BEING SO FUCKING HIGHLY STRUNG"
*door slams*
*thumping footsteps*
*distant sound of blubbing*
sort
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Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:09,
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Lots of sighing, tutting and muttering under his breath I reckon(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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Jesus christ grandad. It's just fucking about - you never know something might come out of it.
Maybe you should go and have a lie down.
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Tiny Tim's TearsYou remember them don't you. DON'T YOU?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:04,
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it's what you are trying to claim you are doing(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:12,
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at this rate I reckon he'll stop posting(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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I don't understand how he's lasted so longBeing a hilarious genius amongst all us fucking retards must be incredibly frustrating for him
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Like poor old Andy Parsons on "Mock the Week'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:22,
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Really the only person that has ever seemed upset by any of these little contretemps is you.(
Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:07,
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The last time I was in Brighton I went for a run along the seafrontI was confronted by a man sitting there, pants down and what can only be described as a telegraph pole in both hands.
Very disturbing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:10,
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Does it taste good?Can you afford it?
Then dont give a fuck
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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shove it up your cockend and shit out a pewter beard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:04,
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Wooden barrel isn't it?I don't know what a 'craft beer' is.
Is it american for 'pretending not to be mass produced'?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:00,
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No, craft beer contains minute slices of processed cbeese(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:09,
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BRIAN HARVEY NEWS!!!!!twitter.com/daihillson5/status/524185872573673473
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:15,
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I liked the response as to the number of baked potatoes he had consumed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:19,
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I hope Andrew Mitchell runs him over on his bike and calls him a pleb(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:19,
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Mental illness is well lolAlso, how tiny is he?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:19,
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You are mekon this up, right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:21,
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If he doesn't have an appointmenthe'll have to stay another day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:36,
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Maybe he is just letting off 'Steam'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:56,
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I'd like to point out that I reported this before usvsth3m.WHAT PILE CREAM ARE YOU?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:32,
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