Bit quiet today, innit?
I had a look at the latest headlines but nothing grabbed me. There have been a few celebrity deaths lately, any in the last month or so particularly grabbed you?
That sax bloke from "Baker Street" meant that Radio 4 played it as I woke up in the morning and I had it stuck in my head all day.

Alt: Celebrity death you reckon will happen in the next month?
Altalt: Celebrity death you'd like to see in the next month?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:51, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yes, yes it is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Lynda Oxo upset me a bit
Alt:
Price Phillip

AltAlt:
Russell Brand in some kind of escaped tiger scenario
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I hope Richard and Judy's daughter gets raped and murdered.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I hope I get to keep the body

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Hey, you'll have earned it, man.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

But not the head or limbs ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Christ no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Not really. I'd have to google it to remember, which means they didn't really grab me at all.
Someone from the adverts died. Not Leonard Rossiter, that was ages ago. I think. Might've been the shake n vac woman.

Alt: Kirk Douglas
Altalt: Donald Trump
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

altalt. Bruce Forsythe
or any Royal that will give us a National holiday.

Have you seen the uproar about Renee Zellweggers (Bridget Jones)face ?!
It is a whole different one mind and she is saying it's all down to a healthy lifestyle!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Quiet as fook today
Not really.

Alt: Prince Phillip

AltAlt: Piers Morgan, Russell Brand, Ricky Gervais tragically raped and killed by sharks.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)

*death fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I would like Mike Read to be killed via the medium of his
shit UKIP song, possibly played repeatedly at a volume so loud he bleeds to death
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Tee Hee
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zknTM2j5Log
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)

alt: Sean Connery or John Berger
Alt alt: Alan Sugar
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Good call on Alan Sugar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)

no more high quality Alan M Sugar Trading computers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Have there? I didn't care about people I don't know. Soz.
Alt. Someone old probably
AltAlt. Oh I dunno. Not sure anyone annoys me enough that I want them to die. Not even Russel Kane. Mind you, does having loads of twitter followers make you a celebrity cos theres that guy with 10k followers that kicked me off his twitter.
( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I'd quite like David Cameron to be beheaded by Muslim extremists
and the video put on Youtube.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)

those beheading videos ain't pretty m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Well, I imagine not.
I've never seen one, but David Cameron. AmIright.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I'd buy THAT for a dollar.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I donnno man, he's got a family and kids, and is it really his fault?
I mean, it's not like he can just do what he wants, it's got to go to vote and all that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

All the people whse deaths are being discussed up there have families and kids,
but you didn't stick up for them. Now it's the Muslims doing the killing, it's suddenly all wrong. You've just been outed as a massive racist. YOU RACIST!!!!!
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Most of them could be thought of as dying in their sleep in peace surrounded by their families.
in your case you want to hijack the holy jihad to further your rightest propaganda. You want a new Lee Rigby to further your cause. Give it up, on blind test results the only people who do worst than UKIP or the BNP.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Cultural perogative innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)

what kind of a freak would watch them?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

SATIRE!!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I'm like a BBC celebrity panel show.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

can we do b3ta deaths instead?
i'd like to see peej choke on a carrot in a true pasty, recover, but then die of apoplexy as someone puts the jam on first.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Or perhaps your good self
after being unable to locate a clean fork with which to eat your yoghurt, you finally succumb to Meaters protests and try to use a spoon for the very first time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

THATS NO SPOON!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

everyone is destined to die of loneliness and diabetes

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)

You're bullying me loads lately
I know you don't mean it, you just want the two years inside for cyber bullying.
( Peej, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:48, Reply)