b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2397155 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

I like your Halloween costume
is it the fat zombie from Dawn of the Dead?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:30, 160 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I was supposed to be Ingrid Pitt :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)
it's a lovely blouse

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Those are my breasts :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
varicose paisley is the hot look of the season

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
that's a mirror

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I'm literally surrounded by children and yet the person who makes an "I know you are bit what am I?" is a fat old cleric procrastinating over filling in her time sheet.
This is the 21st century folks. History isn't going to look kindly on us.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
the budgies have more chance of doing my job than you do
you need to be engaging with clients, the other side, the court and third parties such as experts however different they all are, clever, literate and capable of juggling many things at once. you'd be fecked, eggypants.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
god you're easy

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
shut up skegpants

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
I'm not even wearing pants now.
Try to control yourself.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
sexy as dozer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)
bit harsh

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
How is Lemmy?
I think Jimmy and Jenny are mating, or about to, they're rubbing bills and she's got her bum in the air a lot. She's inspected the nesting box too.
Baby budgies!
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)
don't budgies have beaks?
what's the difference between a bill and a beak?

this isn't the opener to a joke
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)
isn't it width or sutin?
Or shape? Beaks are pointed, bills are flat?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I think we just like to have more than one word for things

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Scone and scone.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
And scone.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Its almost as if we have a language
that is the bastard son of many other languages.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
No idea, thought they were bills.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
A beak is a term that refers to a Judge
and a bill is the Police
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Both legal terms then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Yep

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
*takes notes*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
if you have baby budgies, we are SO crashing the pub
not until they're about 5 weeks old though. proper baby budgies look like shambles' wizened old cock and balls.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Yes, yes it is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)
nailed it

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
No silly, I'm dressed as YM.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I wondered why I'd got an erection

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Nice tits.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
*Affects Les Dawson stance and pout*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)
They are robins not tits

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Two dead chickens.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Wee Willie Harris

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
no, it's Phillip Seymour Hoffman
:(
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Nearly right

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
:(

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Halloween is dangerous, remember that kids.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
it's the first step on the way to godless communism and homosexualism

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
It is.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I love it more than Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Why?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
only because you look better as a Mummy than a sexy Santa

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Sorry to be the bearer and all that but Halloween is shit and for cunts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
We're having a do at the juicer, it'll be ghastly. I've been to Poundland, and bought loads of tat, and we're doing a 'witches' brew', basically a mulled wine.
The night will be ghastly.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Why? Will it bring more people in?
I can't believe people really want all that shit.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
It does, having a fucking fancy dress competition too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Time to pull rank and have the evening off.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
It'll be packed, I'll work, just mutter contemptuous remarks under my breath.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)
you're forgetting that there are an awful lot of truly appalling dullards on the planet who think that fancy dress and children's party games are an acceptable pub night out

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)
You stick to your muttonchops and oversized bum bag, sweets.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
I might grow them back ... they're clearly more exiting than I ever imagined

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Halloween is always a big night out. Well, at the weekend.
All the bars I worked in got decked out and a good night was had by all
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)

all twats
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)
yeah you're more the type to be at home, luring in unsuspecting kids.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Trick or tweet sweets, with razor blades inserted.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
roofies more like

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:00, Reply)
I know, people having fun, perish the thought.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
if we can't be judgemental of our inferiors then what's the point in being brilliant?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
True, plus, they're judgemental of you too, so I guess it's even.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
I'm dressing up as a jew for a party this saturday.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Just sow a yellow star onto a shitty jumper
Job Done
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I hope it's a bar mitzvah

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Pyjamas, and an armband?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
A walking shower cubicle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Second publol of the day.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
© Daniel LaRusso

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
My friend's having his Hallowe'en costume party again.
There's been no theme specified. Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
childrens TV shows from teh 70's and 80's with a special twist

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Go as a serial killer. They look just like a normal person.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Oh ok, never mind, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:06, Reply)
fat birds propping their saggy tits up with badly fitted corsets and weedy blokes who really haven't made an effort and look like teenage LARPers
Same as every other fancy dress theme
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
alright scrooge, wrong holiday

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)
touched a nerve, eh?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
no, i have a nipple chain for my tits
i just hoick it around the back instead of the front. voila.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
you should totally take this on Dragons Den

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
a titchain
nice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Put a condom on your nose.
Fuck knows
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
you want to get that rhinophyma sorted out

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I CUN B A ELINGPAHNT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)
Wasn't that guy on Tekken?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Donno, never played it properly.... I googled "Ballon gimp"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
why must you people keep posting photos of me?
😞
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
What browser/os you using?
That emoji isn't compatable with OSX/Chrome 💩
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
OH yay, now it is
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chromoji-emoji-for-google/cahedbegdkagmcjfolhdlechbkeaieki/related?hl=en-GB
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Oh for Fuck's Sake, b3ta, let me loose with the sourcecod.e

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Can't you break into it to fix it?
I've seen War Games, it looked pretty easy for those kids
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Hahaha haha, halloween costume! YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE US! what are you like eh?
And a fat joke! Hahahah Because traditionally Internet users are fat shut ins, hahaha, totally ignoring, hahaha, get this, hahaha, you'll laugh, hahaha, none of us being like that at all. Oh you're a card. Hahaha, lol lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)
which card?
i reckon he's definitely a three of clubs. most useless of all the cards.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
alright WP ... what's the word on the street?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
didn't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
LOOK LEFT

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Why are you over this part anyway? Did you lose all your /talk mates?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
the whole site is dying on its arse
at least this place still has a handful of whiny shitcunts to wind up before it shrugs off this mortal coil
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
OT is quieter too, I have a troll who fills in for me when I'm not here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Oh yes, we are all very affected.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
I think the word is that you're a cretin

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:32, Reply)
You never met Bartleby.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Was he a classic Internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Barters was the first person EVER to buy a download of my album*


*Er... and possibly the last
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
I torrented it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Home taping is reinventing music

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
yeah I taped it to C90 to play in my DJ sets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Tightarsed fuck.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
just like your daughter.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
We've stepped up security, now you have our address.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
yeah I posted it up on noncewatch and redwatch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I could actually believe this of you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1