I dunno Jay, sorry
Alt, I live in my ideal house. Plenty of room, cool in the summer, warm in the winter, loads of solid wood, garden, massive shed, trees growing all around the perimeter, privacy, off road parking for six cars. I could quite honestly live in this house for the rest of my life. Only thing I want is a library and that will happen either when sprog one buggers off and I nick the room for my books or I convert the attic.

AltAlt, Fucking shit mate, thanks for asking.
( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:07, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

but when the sprog buggers off, who will hold their finger under the words and help you to read the books?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I get this, or at least see what you're trying to suggest.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)

What happens when you can't get up the stairs anymore?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)

DMAAKM Obviously

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:10, Reply)

STAIRLIFT AHOY

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)

think a library is just asking for trouble in your house.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)

'sup brah?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)

My wife suffers from GAD
Sometimes things are fine, sometimes things are fucking shit. This week is a fucking shit week.
( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)

+D
a compulsion to purchase underage thai boys for congress, under an assumed name
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Aww sorry to hear that.
Apparently she's fit though, so swings and roundabouts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)

She wouldn't be your type I'm afraid.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)

wtf is that?
sounds like an excuse to be a miserable bitch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)

XX chromosome

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I'd agree except she hates it and takes a fuck load of medication and has weekly therapy sessions (that she also hates but does to try and make things better)
Its a lot of work to go through if she just wants an excuse. Would be easier to just be a miserable bitch. Mind you its not misery, its blind panic about really stupid shit.
( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Bet it's good fun hiding her keys and that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

You'd think, but its really not.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)

she wants to buck up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Perfect! I'll let her know.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Glad to be of some small assistance.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

My mrs is really jumpy and sometimes I like to make her jump on purpose
but sometimes she jumps just because I'm not where she expects me to be, despite the fact that I have legs too and live there and stuff.

So basically, quit whining some of us have real problems, yeah?
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)

NO! My Mrs is madder and more fucked up than your Mrs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

She was in the bathroom once and I sneaked up to just outside the closed door and made an unpleasant face.
She opened the door and just froze wide eyed and open mouthed. Just completely blue-screened.

I damned near wet myself laughing.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)

I find this sort of thing extremely funny.
Sadly, in our house, I am in a minority.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I'm just glad I didn't go "RAAAGH"
I swear blind she'd have had a proper heart attack.

My brother leaps out of cupboards at his mrs. We're all incredibly childish.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Excuse me sir! I believe I will win this battle with ease.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Aww man, I feel terrible now, I had no idea you had it that bad

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

She's constantly cleaning up after me, despite the fact that I like it messy.
I HATE MY LIFE
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Anxiety issues are a complete bitch, you over-think EVERYTHING to a rediculous level.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

not spelling though

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Hah, if I think about them, they don't work. They have to come naturally or they look stupid.
Every time I do it on perpous (probably about 20% of the time), they looks shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

eg, if I did 'perpous' perpously there, i'd have made it that water animal thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Porpoise.
Though the word you're looking for is "purpose".

Mind you, the world would be a sadder place if you could spell properly.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:56, Reply)

=)
I prefer my linguistics too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)

The worst thing about headwrong issues
is that people always have opinions about how you can get better. And you know they're basically thinking 'pull yourself together, you flaming queer'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Indeed, I put up with it because its a genuine headwrong issue that she recognises and is trying to do something about
If I thought for a second that she was doing it on purpose i'd have ditched her years ago.
( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

EXACTAMUNDO!
If we all indulged ourselves all of the time then fuck all would get done.

Sitting around mithering about how I feel and what people think of me and how I come across and what people think of me and am i confident enough and what do people think of me.

FOR. FUCKS. SAKE. PULL. YOURSELF. TOGETHER.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I'm not a flaming queer and I'm not afraid of going outdoors, or always feeling down in the dumps about pointless shit that everybody copes with just fine.
Just sayin'
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Yup, I think that comes with all illnesses, or at least ones where people have a glimps of what it's like.
Like people equate a bad tummy with crohns, when there is so much more to it.... when people think of anxiety, they think of maybe "I once couldn't find my keys straight away", but they don't think of that last-step* being consitant for hours straight.

* It's the only way I can describe it, when you're at the bottom step of some stairs and you think there is one more/less.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Indeed
at least once a day I get some kind of message worrying about something that may or may not happen months from now. Today our bank is doing some maintenance on the online banking website so she can't check our accounts. She checks them about 4 times a day, she knows exactly what we have but because she can't see it shes panicking about money, me telling her not to panic as we had lots of money yesterday and we haven't spent any today isn't helping.
( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Withdraw £400 right now and hide it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Plus she probably knows that the online banking [or my one at least] only refreshes once a day, but that don't stop it.
Things like on Monday, I thought Ma' was supposed to come over at 10am [I was wrong, but still], was calling her from like 9 'till 13:00, started panicking at 12ish, ended up calling her neighbour - her phone was on mute from the pictures the day before, and i'm not sure why the house-phone wasn't working.

I've never done that before, but I got myself so worked up, that it lasted all day. Pure dread.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Ours refreshes instantly. If I withdraw from paypal its in there right away
Its the pending transactions that don't show up right away but thats down to the stores. Tesco take days to take our money, no wonder they're up shit creak.
( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Ahh, cool, mine might be like that, I barely check it - as long as there are more ins than outs.
Thinking about it, it's weird, the stuff I should really worry over, I don't give a shit... I don't really care about money or health, it is what it is... but i'll spend a whole afternoon picking out a dinner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Sounds like a perfect time to buy a new car.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)

And what's wrong with my low mileage, great condition, 1.6l VW Polo?

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Or maybe a spare fixie for weekends

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)

My wife's 7 months pregnant and is going through the 'nesting' thing.
Loads of mentalness about tiny details months away. We had a panic the other day about where the christmas tree was going to go.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Kids are like that

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)