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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i am none of the above
i am stylish and successful.
weekend: art fair and then dinner at a nice new york italian restaurant in chelsea with frog and 4 RL friends. tomorrow the hordes arrive: my brother, wife and 3 kids are staying with us. brother and wife can fuck off and celebrate his birthday, whilst we get to entertain the kids. and my dad will be there too. sunday we will take the kids somewhere (i want to take them on the rib speed boat and then to ripleys, but the oldest wants to go to the tower of london. i love the tower, but NOT at the weekend, even more plebby cunts than usual) and then get rid of them, relax and congratulate ourselves on not having any.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:11, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
i am stylish and successful.
weekend: art fair and then dinner at a nice new york italian restaurant in chelsea with frog and 4 RL friends. tomorrow the hordes arrive: my brother, wife and 3 kids are staying with us. brother and wife can fuck off and celebrate his birthday, whilst we get to entertain the kids. and my dad will be there too. sunday we will take the kids somewhere (i want to take them on the rib speed boat and then to ripleys, but the oldest wants to go to the tower of london. i love the tower, but NOT at the weekend, even more plebby cunts than usual) and then get rid of them, relax and congratulate ourselves on not having any.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:11, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
It is your turn to pay. I have paid the last two times not that I'm counting so I'm having pork, steak and beer now
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i have dealt with a property matter involving the coventry one, some years ago
ah, coventry. where you have to go to a business park to eat your dinner.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
ah, coventry. where you have to go to a business park to eat your dinner.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
There's a new one in the old Carphone Warehouse on the A45 as well!
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we're slightly more than friends
not to give anything away, or anything
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
not to give anything away, or anything
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Her RL friends aren't my friends either!!! I basically have no friends!!!
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
See, that's a proper weekend.
Maybe I should be more cultural in Manchester and smoke a fatty on the eye?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Maybe I should be more cultural in Manchester and smoke a fatty on the eye?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
the art fair is awesome
"affordable" art is anything from £100 to £4,000, so if you're buying a new house or something, it's amazing. every year i go and say NOTHING ELSE, and every year i come away with something...
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
"affordable" art is anything from £100 to £4,000, so if you're buying a new house or something, it's amazing. every year i go and say NOTHING ELSE, and every year i come away with something...
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
yep
last year i bought frog a picture and myself a sculpture that was far too big for the mantelpiece and now has to manage on one of the bookshelves
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
last year i bought frog a picture and myself a sculpture that was far too big for the mantelpiece and now has to manage on one of the bookshelves
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
most of it is absolute shite though
and all the provincial galleries stick another 50% on their ticket prices because they're in a perma-tent in That London
My missus haggled one guy down to 35% of the original asking price
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
and all the provincial galleries stick another 50% on their ticket prices because they're in a perma-tent in That London
My missus haggled one guy down to 35% of the original asking price
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
might as well wear a t-shirt that says "we've got no money"
cringe
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
cringe
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
hahaha ... you really are a desperate middle class climber, aren't you?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
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^ takes pride in his pikey wife bashing someone's livelihood down by 2/3 ^
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
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yurr ... it's definitely better to pay a few hundred quid over the odds
just to hide your insecurity about your wealth to a shopkeeper you'll never met again
mnnnnnng
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
just to hide your insecurity about your wealth to a shopkeeper you'll never met again
mnnnnnng
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
i bet everyone walking past was like, look at that pair of yokel twats, think they're at a farmer's fair
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( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
yeah ... not sure you're gonna dig yourself out of this one, pet
but keep trying ... trying is clearly what you do
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
but keep trying ... trying is clearly what you do
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
bet you're the kind of people that go to the supermarket minutes before it closes
to snap up all the yellow REDUCED stickers
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
to snap up all the yellow REDUCED stickers
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
that's it ... keep going
you'll work yourself a middle class climber wank out of this in no time
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
you'll work yourself a middle class climber wank out of this in no time
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
"shut up mini-cheapskates and eat your delicious dinner of slightly squished strawberries and fish"
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
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nearly there ... oh yeah ... just a little more and I'll have damped my expensive knickers
did I mention that they're expensive? it's very important to me that people judge me on monetary terms and OHMYGODI'MCUMMING!
Anybody got some primula and ryvita?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
did I mention that they're expensive? it's very important to me that people judge me on monetary terms and OHMYGODI'MCUMMING!
Anybody got some primula and ryvita?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
oh nice one, i hope you packed the change neatly into your megabumbag then invited your pals round for a viewing of your discount art and a pizza.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I bought myself a bag of tangfastics and some panini stickers
with the change I didn't get for something I didn't buy
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
with the change I didn't get for something I didn't buy
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
i bet it was an ikea poster
and he bought it in the bargain basement bin
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
and he bought it in the bargain basement bin
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I wish we had that nice poster of a tennis bird scratching her arse reduced by 35% too
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1. you are several of the above+ginger
2. How are they all going to fit in a half flat?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
2. How are they all going to fit in a half flat?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
this is a better solution
or put them on the balconies, out of the way. it's not that cold yet.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
or put them on the balconies, out of the way. it's not that cold yet.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
the kids will have the spare room - girls in the double bed, boy on a camp bed
my brother and his wife will have the double sofa bed
frog and i will be in the usual bed
my dad is staying in what looks like a really beautiful little hotel that they've opened just around the corner. excited to see if the bar is any good.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
my brother and his wife will have the double sofa bed
frog and i will be in the usual bed
my dad is staying in what looks like a really beautiful little hotel that they've opened just around the corner. excited to see if the bar is any good.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Sounds like Hell
We have a 4 bed place plus double sofa bed and we still don't let anyone stay. Other people suck.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
We have a 4 bed place plus double sofa bed and we still don't let anyone stay. Other people suck.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
She did on my birthday. Once a year is better than nothing I guess.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
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my nephew is desperate to know if he can sleep in the same room as lemmy
oh dear :(
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
oh dear :(
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